Never forget what truly matters

Hell days are born in February. The freezing weather, the flu, exams, darkness falling at 5 p.m. - small wonder that most breakups I've been through happened in February. For the shortest month, it's also the cruelest (forget what T.S. Elliot said about April). I mean, look at February's holidays: Groundhog Day reminds us winter is here to stay. President's Day seems to have been invented by car dealerships and appliance stores just so they can make stupid commercials where Abraham Lincoln says "Four score and seven years ago, I had never seen such savings!" We shan't even discuss Valentine's Day.