Please do not feed the elephants

This is the last straw. Now that I've been at Tufts for more than two and a half years, I've seen enough to make me vomit. I just got a parking ticket at 5 a.m. for parking overnight in a faculty lot. Apparently the University needs $30 from me for putting my car in an empty faculty lot at night, when there clearly won't be anyone using it. You might say that I got what I deserve for breaking the rules, but do you want to know why I was parked there? I had to write a paper, and I don't have Internet access at my off-campus residence. Well, guess what? The school computer labs aren't open late at night, thereby forcing me to use the Internet in my girlfriend's room. Okay, so maybe I deserve tickets for bringing my car up to school.