Full Christian Name- Jessica Ann Trombly
Birthdate- August 6, 1982
Hometown- Nashua, NH
Nickname- Trombo
Sport- Soccer and Track
Zodiac Sign- Leo
Favorite Backstreet Boy- Greg Hamilton
Jess Trombly is a busy woman. In addition to being a starting forward on the women's soccer team, Trombo also runs track, and this past spring competed at nationals in the heptathalon. She was the NESCAC soccer rookie of the year in 2000 when the Jumbos advanced to the national title game, and last season was the team's leading scorer. The Daily caught up with Jess as she was listening to her treasured Junction CD and eating pizza. Naturally, 7 questions followed.
1) Word on the street is that you're addicted to Mario Kart. It's the best video game ever, but why the hell do you play with Wario? That guy is slow, fat and ugly.
What can I say, opposites attract.
2) In a 200-meter sprint, who wins; you or Professor Michael Ulman?
I'd win the sprint but his sweatband and 80s workout uniform would take the fashion show.
3) What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
Then you haven't been doing much dancing.
4) In addition to your soccer prowess, you are also a stud on the track. How would you feel about a steel-cage, WWF style rumble as the 7th and deciding heptathalon event?
Only if you are in the cage with me. I heard your special move was the Premature Jerk.
5) The readers may not know that along with three other women, you and I shared a hotel room in Paris. How would you describe my snoring in 50 words or fewer?
Not as bad as your wetting the bed.
6) You're from New Hampshire, have you ever milked a cow?
You're from Connecticut, are all of you that small?
7) Might you score a goal soon?
I'll score a goal when you score with a girl. Oh shoot I just cursed myself!
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