Seven Question

Name: Adam Kacamburas

Hometown: North Reading, MA (Home of the Hornet Bowl)

Favorite Tufts publication: The Primary Source... It's as good as two-ply!

Favorite Red Sock: Coach likes Rich Gedman, so we'll go with him.



Adam Kacamburas is a scrappy ballplayer and one hell of an interview. He worked his way into the starting lineup last season, and ended up hitting .306 all the while playing a solid third base. In addition to his exploits on the field, North Reading's finest is also quite cultured. On weekend evenings you are as likely to find him enjoying exhibits at the MFA or listening to the Boston Pops as you are to find him passed out naked in the backyard of Delta Upsilon. The Daily caught up with Adam planning his senior thesis on the effects of Junction's music on baby seals in the Pacific Northwest. It seemed only good and right that seven questions would follow.



1. What are the advantages to drinking on Sundays?

It helps relieve the stress and tension that build up while I spend Fridays and Saturdays studying in Tisch.



2. What are the advantages to drinking on Mondays?

Half price appetizers at John Harvard's with 170 lb. Harvard hockey girls... can't beat that, can you?



3. What are the advantages to drinking on Tuesdays?

Wait, what is this line of questioning insinuating?



4. Regarding off-season training, would you align yourself more with the school of thought adopted by Roger Clemens or David Wells?

A hometown sellout or a bar-brawling booze bag, you make the call.



5. I hear through the grapevine your macho demeanor is just a front and you're a closet Dawson's Creek junkie. Word has it Joey Potter has been a bit loose in her behavior recently. Do you believe this is appropriate, or do the writers and producers of this popular television show have a responsibility to portray our nation's collegians in a wholesome and mature way?

Nothing closet about it, Ethan. Joey definitely has had a morally casual attitude towards the guys lately. I feel the portrayal is accurate of my fellow collegians. Wholesome and mature images can only last for so long... just find David Frew in the DU basement to confirm that.



6. Between you and me, how many female numbers might I find on a stroll through your cell phone phonebook?

I believe somewhere in the vicinity of 85, but you wouldn't believe how early they all go to bed. No one ever wants to hangout at 3 a.m.!



7. Why are there only six questions this week?

The seventh was cut out because it just was not appropriate.



_Ethan Schwartz