Seven Questions with Maritsa Christoudias

Full name: Maritsa Christoudias

Hometown: Saddle River, NJ

Birth day: February 27, 1982

Zodiac sign:Pisces (the fishies)

Nicknames: poop, poodawg, poody, rits, fatty

Favorite athlete: Sue Berube



This week's Seven Questions subject has begged and pleaded to be quoted in women's basketball articles and be questioned for Seven Questions. Finally I have compromised my morals and agreed to put junior Maritsa Christoudias on for Seven Questions. Christoudias has stepped up her game this year to average five more points per game then last year. She leads the team in steals with 41 on the season. With her toughness, scoring premise, and tenacious defense, she has earned a starting role in all 15 of the Jumbos games. In a gross display of just how lazy she really is, I caught Christoudias driving from Dewick Dining Hall to the Campus Center, and, naturally, Seven Questions followed.



1.After a couple of beers, the Daily's editor-in-chief admitted to having a crush on you last year. Why didn't you let him in the game?



He had a crush on me? I thought he was just being nice by giving me a lot of ink. (I still liked my first answer better.)



>2.What does this excerpt "(pooppee/poodawg/poody= gf :-*(not sexually))" from teammate senior captain Hillary Dunn's aim profile mean?



Is it really that hard to figure out? And way to stalk the team Elliott _ it's things like that that make you sketchy.



3.How is it that you eat more food and with more frequency than any other human or mammal in general that I have ever met?



How about we compare stomachs and then you ask that question again.



>4. When the women's basketball team pretty much sucked last year you averaged 2.9 points per game. This year your points average up to 8.2 from last year's 2.9, what is your secret? Does it have anything to do with Wheaties or Cheerios?



First of all, thanks for the reminder _ that's 2.9 points more than you averaged last year...jerk. Second of all, Wheaties and Cheerios are healthy foods, making that a stupid question. And lastly, it's amazing what a game against Johnson & Wales can do to one's stats.



>5. Does an emotional win get that much more emotional during that time of the month?



Do you get more ugly on weekends?



>6. How did you get the nickname poop? And then why was pee added?



My AIM screen name has "pooppee" in it (I'm really mature), and since "Maritsa Christoudias" is a mouthful, people would rather refer to me in terms of feces _ flattering huh?



7. You are half-Greek, have you been involved in anything like the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding?



Well "big" "fat" and "Greek" all seem to agree with me...I'm workin on the boyfriend part before the wedding though. (Not you Elliott _ being that you stalked my team, tried to spread rumors, called me fat, recalled that I suck, and asked about that "time of the month" all in one interview)



_ by Elliott Wiley, Jr.