Seven Questions with Naeem Webster

Name: Naeem S. Webster

Nickname: Hans a.k.a Hans Dolo a.k.a The Bootyologist

Hometown: New York City

Birth date: 5/28/82

Zodiac sign: Gemini -- the other half being Mr. Jonathan Burns

Favorite athlete: Radio

Hobbies: Playing basketball, playing with puppies, long walks in the park, and smutting myself around campus from Wednesday to Sunday along with the rest of Smut Unit.



Every so often I like to pay tribute to lesser known athletes. Naeem Webster fits this criterion. In his earlier undergraduate years, Webster was a bruiser on the rugby field, but after sustaining tough field and drinking related injuries has since retired.

Currently you can find Webster on the court during Tuesday night intramural basketball. If you're looking, you can tell it's him because he actually runs up and down court flexing the entire time.

One day I was watching television in my room when Mr. Webster threw a brick through my window. Attached to the brick was a note that demanded 7 Questions. And I know when rugby/intramural stars mean business, so naturally 7 Questions followed.



1. Who are tougher, rugby or football players?

Oh Rugby players by far, football players wear pads -- and you know who else wears pads right?



>2. What is your craziest story from Tufts? (All four years are game)

Crazy stories? Sorry my man my whole Tufts experience has been one big crazy story. A gentleman never tells.



>3. When females see you at a party, should they:

>a. Calmly step to you

>b. Play it cool and stand their ground

>c. Run to the nearest exit

Well that's a tricky one. How about I say they play it cool and calmly step to me, and if all goes well then we will both be running towards the nearest exit, en route to Latin Way A tower.



>4. I often see you in the gym, what is your sole purpose for lifting?

That's quite generous of you Kanye Wiley because most of the time I'm not even lifting, I'm helping out the muscularly challenged around me. I would have to say though that my sole purpose for lifting is to keep my love muscle nice and strong.



>5. Is there anything wrong with sharing?

Not at all my good man and as my parents taught me when I was young, the more you share, the more people share with you. Keeping what my parents said in mind, I have done a lot of sharing in my day and fully endorse it.



6. Would you consider yourself famous or infamous, and why?

I would consider myself famously infamous. The reason being while I was studying abroad in London, a random girl came up to my friend Mr. Burns and I and said, "Are you guys John and Naeem? Because I have heard a lot about you guys." -- That, my good man, equals famously infamous.



>7. You are headed down to Miami for Spring Break. As I'm sure you are aware, there are tons of beautiful women down there. Are you baller enough to pull a single female during your entire trip?

Well Mr. Wiley it's funny you ask that because what most people don't know about me is that I am a gardener in my free time, so I definitely know how to handle a hoe -- so Miami shouldn't be a problem for me.



* by Elliott Wiley, Jr.