As the 'roid controversy rages out of control, the sports world has turned to McCarthy-istic paranoia: Who's on them? Who's not? Who's pumping iron and who's pumping something with a little more punch? So as some of sports' most lovable characters are exposed (case in point: Sammy Sosa takes cheating to a whole new level, combining the corked bat with chemical enhancement), it's nice to know that there are still a few die-hard athletes who like their testicles as big as possible.
10. Todd Pinkston - Did you see him flex in the Super Bowl? Was that sinew?
9. David Eckstein - The man weighs 165 pounds.
8. The Tufts men's Distance Medley Relay team - They produce results as well as any Tufts athletes, despite lacking the typical steroid-user bodies (they average 140 lbs. dripping wet).
7. Ichiro Suzuki - You KNOW the Japanese government has import regulations all over that stuff.
6. Terrell Owens - While easily the most arrogant athlete in sports today, that big head is all natural.
5. Earl Boykins - He's like 5'2". We tried to interview him, but he was way too hard to find.
4. Bronson Arroyo - 6'5" and 190 lb? Are you kidding?
3. Juan Pierre - Jose Canseco tried to inject him, but he's just too fast.
2. Greg Maddux - One of the most cerebral, accurate pitchers of all time. He barely hit 90 mph and rarely lost. No steroids necessary.
1. Barry Bonds - He assures us his testicles are the same size they always were (and we here at Daily Sports would know ...).
- By Nate Grubman, Liz Hoffman, and Dave Pomerantz
