We be jealous up in here. We want rings man, and lots of 'em. We're not talking about that decoder ring from the Cracker Jack box, either. We want hand-delivered rings by Larry Bacow as he strolls down a red carpet. How else will the half-baked half witty half funny department we know as SPORTS be recognized? That's what I thought ... Here are the top ten reasons we, Daily Sports, should receive rings. (Gimme dat bling, son!)
10. They would be fun to look at as we type all friggin' day!
9. What better way to show that our last place finish in the Drunk Hunt didn't bother us than to celebrate it?
8. If RemDawg and Orsillo get them, where's the love for editor and NESN employee Jesse Gerner?
7. When we decide to give some tough guy from Arts a knuckle sandwich, now he'll really know what hit him.
6. It'll definitely be worth more than our paychecks ... oh yah, that's right ...
5. Two words ... pawn shop
4. It's good practice for Dave Pomerantz to propose to Liz Hoffman
3. If we ever had our room/office raided, whoever raids us would be pretty impressed by stray rings hanging around, no?
2. We used to hang out under the mango tree with Pedro Martinez
1. The ceremony would be a great way to welcome back Aman "I stepped in a load of" Gupta, Andrew "Bronze, not" Silver, Kristy Cunningham "And cheese" and Ben "Wax on, Wax" Hoffman.
-- by Tim Whelan
