If Jason Grimsley can throw around steroid accusations, so can the Daily Sports Department. Here's our top ten list of people we think are on steroids. And like Grimsley's list, they're in no particular order.
10. Ed Hochuli: Watch any primetime NFL game with this guy serving as the head referee and it won't take long before you notice that his arms are bigger than Brad Johnson's, Mark Brunell's, and Rex Grossman's. It's amazing he doesn't lose his head the way Jon Gruden does.
9. Triple H: Have you seen the Miller Lite "Man Law" commercials? Triple H is ridiculously jacked and snaps like a slim jim, to quote another steroid-abusing wrestler.
8. Michael Clarke Duncan: Isn't it kind of obvious? They should have called it the "Green Monster" instead of "The Green Mile."
7. Albert Pujols: His head is ginormous. He makes Barry Bonds look like a pigmy.
6. Bobby Jenks: It takes work to get that big and still be a professional athlete at the peak of the game. You think that fastball came from pounding beers?
5. Ray Lewis: There's no way he's that crazy by himself. He has to be on steroids. We don't care what the District Court said-he killed a guy.
4. Bobby Knight: Have you seen how far he can throw a chair? If there was a shot put Olympics for basketball coaches, he would totally beat that puny Coach K.
3. Brian Billick: Okay, we know he's not very strong. But that ego doesn't come out of nowhere.
2. Latrell Sprewell: If you don't think he's strong, just ask P.J. Carlesimo. He's known for his intensity and we wouldn't be surprised if he's got some needles helping him out.
1. George Steinbrenner: How is this guy still alive? Steroids. Just like every Yankee on the team (except for A-Rod, because he's so bad) Steinbrenner is juicing. It's the only thing still flowing through his veins.
-by Alex Bloom, Evans Clinchy, and Liz Hoffman
