"French makes my clothing come off. Just like Tequila. ... It's been proven."
—sophomore, on falling in love
"I totally werewolf-ed it. I woke up and didn't know where I was, how I got there or what I did before. I could have killed someone."
—student in Carmichael Dining Hall, describing his Halloween weekend
"Wait, we're taking pictures? Are you effing kidding me? We're taking pictures? Oh my god! We're taking pictures!"
—topless photobomber at Cage Rage
"Will there be a day when we accept bestiality the way homosexuality is becoming accepted today?"
—a Jumbo in Hotung Café
"Wait, there's an election today?"
—confused student in South Hall yesterday
"Hello, I'm an Art History major! I stare at penises all day!"
—art history major, defending her Halloween costume
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