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To get a nosejob... or not to

Q: HELP!!! My nose is so big. No, really, really big. I never even thought about it back home but I've been feeling really self-conscious here at school. Everyone evens calls me the girl with the HUGE NOSE! I think I really want a plastic surgery. I hate my nose. Should I do it? _ Big Nose A: I wouldn't worry about something so entirely cosmetic. Surgery is really something to consider when it's regarding something impeding on your life. For example, if you were having trouble breathing or sinus problems, it would definitely be worth it. But it sounds like you are worried about feeling attractive. Cosmetic surgery involves a considerable health risk, usually won't be covered by health insurance, and you have to take recovery time into account. Really take the time to think about your nose and how it affects your life. Does everyone you meet say "WOW, you have the biggest honker I've ever seen!" or do they not even say anything at all? Has everyone really been calling you the girl with the huge nose or was it just a few people that FELT like everyone? Think about how it affects your personal life. Do your friends even notice your nose? Has it ever stopped you from being the kind of person you want to be? Q: Dear Angie: I met a guy online and we kind of hit it off. We decided to meet in person. I thought we were having a lot of fun, but he got up, said he'd be right back, and I think he just left the restaurant we were at! What do I even say to him? I had to pay his part of the bill!!! _ Broke and Heartbroken A: Hmm... well, let's see. Maybe meeting guys online isn't the best way to make new friends _ or potential lovers! Sure, the Internet is an amazing place to communicate with people and share information, but just talking online doesn't always tell you much about a person. It's so easy for people to make up an identity online. That "hot" picture they sent you could have been from some website, and you don't really know who you're talking to. You never really know what to expect when you're meeting someone in person for the first time. (I guess that's part of the fun of it, right?) Sometimes you have to remember that everyone communicates differently. For some people it's really easy to talk online, but for other people, the phone or even meeting up in person can be rough. From what you described, this guy was probably generally uncomfortable in social situations. You show up, looking all sexy, things are going well and he probably had a bad case of the nerves _ or wished he could get back to playing some video games.


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Les Liaisons Dangereuses': a play-by-play seduction manual

The Game: an undeniably timeless theme of love _ or not-quite-love _ and conquest. There are rules. There are winners and losers. But best of all, there is intoxication and the thrill of the hunt. With a deck of cards continually on hand, the cast of Pen, Paint, & Pretzels' Les Liaisons Dangereuses, under the direction of senior Charles Semine, showed that even the most masterful dealers can sometimes fall victim to The Game. The production played to audiences last Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights in the Balch Area Theater. The stage was set for Paris at the end of the 18th century, when girls wore flouncing dresses, men had jackets that swooped in great tails and women pranced about in satin underwear and... high heels?? Well, at least in this production they did. Aside from pleather pants and a forgotten eyebrow piercing left in for the first scene, the show's costumes lent an authentic touch to the period piece, right down to the buckles on actors' shoes. At times, these costumes _ particularly in the bedroom scenes _ were so distracting that audience members were hard put to follow some of the script's more in-depth witticisms and analogies of The Game. But if words like "dilatoriness" and "lugubrious" passed by theatergoers, simple set designs helped to fill in the blanks. This show was about sex, plain and simple. You could read it in the heavy backdrop of crimson, the loveseats, the dim candlelight and the satin sheets on the beds _ the three beds visited within the first act by the charming, sexual prowler Vicomte de Valmont. But, as if these details and Valmont's many amorous conquests were not enough to highlight the show's overriding theme, the evil Marquise de Merteuil _ Valmont's partner in The Game _ hammered the point home with groping hands, pursed lips and frank discussions of sex. "Only flirt with those you tend to refuse," she lectured. "Then you acquire a reputation for invincibility whilst slipping safely away with the lover of your choice." In explaining The Game, she said that the rules for girls included never writing letters but getting men to write them, always make men think they're they only one, and "win or die." "When I want a man, I have him," she explained. Valmont counters with his fair share of outspokenness. Hidden in metaphors _ and-not-so-discrete rubbing and teasing _ the two talk of growing appetites, musical harmonies and card games, using witty commentary to downplay the blatant sexuality. Early in the play, the duo is paired up in a battle of naughty comebacks, typical of the script's overall charming vulgarity. "The Comtesse has promised me extensive use of her gardens," Valmont says. "It seems her husband's fingers are not as green as they once were." "Maybe not," Merteuil responds without missing a beat. "But from what I hear, all his friends are gardeners." A lively audience helped enhance this playful atmosphere, and theatergoers were quite surprised by the unexpected drama. "Scandalous," was how freshman Jonathon Gais described the first act. But it was also wonderfully entertaining, he said. The chemistry on stage was electric. Valmont and Merteuil, played by Tufts juniors Graham Outerbridge and Lauren D'Avella, were a perfectly devious pair of aces. It was difficult to hate bad guys that were just so good _ even as they went about manipulating the innocent for their own entertainment. Their toys included the virginal C?©cile Volanges, beautiful Mme de Tourvel, playful ?‰milie, and poor, bumbling Danceny _ played, by freshman Jessica Fisch, junior Nicole Frattaroli, freshman Livia Stefanini, and sophomore Seth Pitman, respectively. The cast was rounded out by senior Emily Jerez as the prudish Mme de Volanges, freshman Telly Kousakis as the whispering butler Major-Domo, sophomore Kevin Miller as the money-hungry manservant Azolan, and senior Melissa Holman as the wise Aunt Rosemonde. Better choices for the parts could not have been made. "The acting is really strong," audience member Barry Weiss said during intermission. "I think it's unconventional and sophisticated for a college play." The second act just got better. With passion and betrayal, lust and despair, the actors turned the Balch Arena's small stage into a soap opera drama worthy of the big screen _ with a running time of a full-length film at over three hours. Complete with adultery, domestic violence, and staged death, the second act kept viewers on the edges of their seats. The movie Cruel Intentions was based on this play _ but it could have taken a few tips from Liaison's action last weekend. Frattaroli's Tourvel was so sweetly innocent that Valmont finally began to be more evil than charming in the scene where he threw her to the floor, in an attempt to break the feelings of love he did not know how to deal with. "It's beyond my control," he kept unfeelingly repeating. Egged on by Merteuil, Valmont rejected the very woman who had made him happy, and the show reached its chilling climax. From there, the end came and went in a too-fast blur of sword fighting, heartbreak, death, and guillotine sound effects _ and an eerily cheerful song playing as the lights went out. The audience understood that wrongs would eventually be righted, players would have their endings, and The Game had not been won.


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Breaking the box office bank

Oh, to be young again. Remember when movie tickets were $6 or less? Remember when matinees might only cost $3? I do. Too bad I was too young to appreciate it. I know it's nothing new. Talk to your parents or to anyone else born before 1980, and they'll have even more amazing tales to tell. A movie for a quarter? A dime? Stranger than fiction, eh? But beyond making me feel old (a remarkable achievement in and of itself), rising ticket prices take a big wet bite out of my wallet, and sometimes it gets hard to justify shelling out $9, especially at some of the older theaters around Boston. I don't feel like I get $9 of value out of it. Maybe tickets aren't too expensive _ maybe I'm just too cheap or poor _ but I'm unwilling to pay $9 for just any old movie. I can feed myself for less than $9 a day. So it's pretty rare that you'll find me going to a movie on a Saturday night unless the occasion really demands it. Sure, sometimes it's worth it. Maybe I'm going on a date, maybe my friends all really want to go, maybe I need to get away from campus for an evening, maybe there's no other time that I could go. And I guess for a working professional with an actual paycheck, $9 is a minimal expense. Me? I believe in voting with my wallet: if I don't like the price, I don't buy the product. If enough people would follow suit, prices would come down. And so I seek alternatives. Tufts students should already realize the benefits of the Somerville Theatre, but I can't avoid mentioning it. First off, it's within walking distance of campus, a fact that would give it a devoted following of underclassmen even without its other advantages. Besides being close, though, it's cheaper than first-run theaters, and it's nicer inside than some theaters, like the one at Assembly Square. Yes, movies show up at the Somerville a little later than they do elsewhere, but that can be an advantage, too. Maybe you only heard about a movie when its mainstream run was winding down, or maybe you want to take your friends to see something that they missed. The Somerville also gets independent movies that you'll never see at Loews or AMC. It's cheap, it's close, it's nice, it's quasi-avant-garde... what more do you want? Okay, so you want timeliness, too, or you aren't sure that your movie's going to reach Somerville. You still don't have to pay full price to see mainstream pictures. I love matinees. No matter how many times I've gone to a movie during the day, I'm always shocked when I step into the bright outdoors at the end. It's like taking a nap at 5 p.m. _ my sense of time just vanishes. Maybe you don't like that surreal feeling, but it makes me feel like I just earned an extra day in my life. It also saves me money. Many theaters are restricting their matinee policies, making arbitrary rules like only those shows starting before 1 p.m. or only the first shows of the day qualify as matinees. If it's 3 p.m. on a Tuesday, I'm calling it a matinee and I'm not paying full price. Strange, then, that even as some establishments cut down on matinee discounts, new reduced rates become available by other means. Lots of theaters have student rates during the week (usually Monday through Thursday); bring your Tufts ID and you might get in for only $5 or $6. For those who aren't students anymore, hang onto your expired ID for as long as is plausible. You'll also find "twilight rates" that get you in for a matinee-type price for early evening shows during the week. Still not happy? You want Spiderman. Fine. I understand. Renting movies can cost as little as a gallon of milk, and I really like renting movies. I also really like making fun of movies, and if a flick turns out to be a waste of time, it's a lot easier to tear it apart in the privacy of my own home. Stadium seating doesn't have a thing on recliners and a blanket. And the sad truth is that movies often look and sound better on my house's home theater system than they do at some of the older theaters like Fresh Pond and Assembly Square. Why get the surround sound and subwoofer unless you want to use them? Look at the advantages: no babies, no sticky floors, no loud high school kids. Rather than overpriced candy, I can eat absolutely anything I want. Sure, I miss the thrill of smuggling cheaper Gummi Bears into the theater, but I can have coffee or tortellini or chips and salsa. The only thing I can't replace is the popcorn. I don't eat popcorn often, but no homemade variety compares to a bucket from a theater. I'm not leading an anti-theater revolution _ I still go out to movies, and I think being in a theater makes the experience all the more intense. I'm just here to tell you that there are cheaper options for those of us who aren't gainfully employed.


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The end of the road

It wasn't supposed to end this way. Not this game, not this season, and not the careers of so many seniors. But when the last seconds ticked off the clock in Saturday's 31-6 loss to Middlebury, the most disappointing of seasons came to a definitive end. "It's tough," junior tri-captain Caleb Hudak said. "We had lots of expectations and lots of talent coming into the season. You never really think you're going to have a losing season." The Jumbos entered the season with every reason to be optimistic. They were coming off of a strong 6-2 record last year. They were returning nearly all of their starters. The nationally ranked defense of last season, if anything, looked better than the year before. And for the first three weeks, everything was going as expected. Tufts opened the season with a 20-0 rout of Hamilton, and won its first homecoming game in over ten years the following week against Bates, again without allowing a point. The Jumbos entered the third week of season riding high with the best-ranked defense in the league and one of the most efficient offenses. They carried this momentum into a game against Bowdoin and translated it into a 44-13 drubbing, in what would be their last win of the season. Tufts seemingly imploded during its next three games, losing two after leading late in the fourth quarter, and the third because of two missed extra points and a botched field goal attempt. "We felt like we were really rolling after the first three weeks, and we should have beat Williams," junior defensive lineman Matt Keller said. "Those three losses really took the wind out of our sails." The mental fatigue from the consecutive heartbreaking losses was evident in the Jumbos final two games. Against an altogether mediocre team from Colby, Tufts was completely shut down. The shutout was the first at home since 1995, and the offense was held to a season low total of just 76 yards. And against Middlebury on Saturday, everything seemed to fall apart. Not even the defense, which had kept Tufts in so many games, could stop a pesky Middlebury pass attack. The offense continued its struggles, managing only two field goals on the day. Adding injury to insult, senior quarterback Scott Treacy was knocked out of the game with a broken leg, providing an all too fitting end to the season for an offense that limped through its final three games. But the end was not a fitting tribute to the departing seniors _ talented leaders like Treacy, Chuck McGraw, Andy Dickerson, Adam Collette, Evan Zupancic, and many others. Not even Zupancic's seven interceptions, which gave him the all Tufts' career interceptions record, would save the Jumbos' season. The seniors, who quietly and with heads held high worked their way to a 15-17 record over the course of their four seasons, will leave a void in the program in both leadership and on field production. "I've learned so much from those guys," Keller said. "They had a great work ethic and they were just great players. Guys like Dickerson and Collette who were just monsters on the field. We can't replace their size, and we can't replace any of the other things they did." Junior defensive end Reid Palmer agreed. "We are going to miss a bunch of those guys," he said. "The things they did for this program are really great. Not just statistically. You can't replace them." The challenge to next year's team will be finding a way to fill in the gaps left by the departing seniors. But if anything can be gleaned from this season, it would be to use it as a learning experience. "Coach (Bill) Samko told us at the beginning of the year, 'Just because you were good last year doesn't mean you're gonna be good this year,'" Hudak said. "He was right." "We've learned a lot this year," Keller said. "You can never take anything for granted in the NESCAC. On any given day anyone can beat anyone." It is with these lessons, and little else that the Jumbos finish the 2002 season. They leave without a winning record and without a title, and with only thoughts of what could have been.


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Jumbos trounce Ephs, win championship

The women's soccer team shut out the Williams College Ephs 3-0 on Sunday in the finals of the NESCAC Championship at Kraft Field. The win moved the Jumbos to 12-3-1 overall and 8-2-1 in the league and earned them an automatic berth into the NCAA Div III Tournament with their first NESCAC crown. The Jumbos came out with aggression, relentlessly pressuring the Ephs' defense and the conference's top rated goalie, sophomore Lindsay Starner, who posted a .46 goals against average during the regular season. With the wind blowing in their faces, the Ephs defense had a difficult time clearing the ball out of the zone, and the Jumbos quickly took advantage. "Today was so amazing. It's so great to win, and we're having fun and playing hard," Tufts Coach Martha Whiting said after the game. "We played some of the best soccer that we've played all season." The win was especially sweet for Tufts because it served as revenge for a Oct. 19 loss to Williams, when Tufts went down 2-0. "The first time we played them we lost on stupid goals and bad calls, and it was awesome to get our revenge," Glassanos said. "We came out hard and fast, with so much heart and intensity. Everyone was ready." The first score came when senior co-captain Alle Sharlip sent a corner kick in front of leaped up and headed it past Starner into the right corner of the goal for her sixth goal of the season. The goal was the first allowed by Williams in six games. The Jumbos continued their pressure as the half continued, and in the 24th minute, sophomore forward Jen Baldwin was tripped and awarded a penalty kick as she tried to maneuver around her defender just seven yards from the net. Baldwin converted on her second penalty shot in as many days for her team leading seventh goal of the season. Despite a two goal cushion, the Jumbos continued to be aggressive. Just 15 minutes later, in the 39th minute, freshman forward Sarah Callaghan received a pass from senior co-captain Cara Glassanos, streaking down the left side of the field and beating three Williams' defenders along the way. Callaghan sent a centering cross to junior forward Becca Doigan, who then sent the ball to freshman midfielder Lindsay Garmirian, who finally poked the ball over a charging Starner into the right corner of the net. "It was a perfect setup by Becca and Sarah, and I was just there to put it in the net," Garmirian said. The goal, which was the first of Garmirian's collegiate career, gave the Jumbos a commanding 3-0 lead in the first 40 minutes of the game. It also marked the first time the Ephs had given up three goals in a game since a 3-1 loss to Trinity College on Sept. 30, 1995. "Scoring the third goal was very important for us," Baldwin said. "It really diminished Williams' hopes, and gave us all the more confidence." Junior fullback Jess Lovitz agreed. "The wind was a big factor throughout the game, and it was extremely relieving for us as a team to be up three goals as opposed to being up only one." The Jumbos were all smiles at the half, though they knew that the game was far from over. They outshot Williams 11-3, neutralizing two of the Ephs' top offensive threats, sophomore striker Hannah Stauffer and their leading scorer, senior co-captain Stacey Starner. In addition, the Jumbos' three goals prompted the Ephs' first year coach Michelyne Pinard to pull Starner for freshman backup keeper Clara Hard. However, because the teams switched sides in the second half, Tufts would be playing into the wind, a task they knew would not be easy. Both teams came out strong at the start of the second. In the 57th minute, Ephs freshman forward Elise Hansen sent a rocket on goal from 20 yards away that Tufts sophomore keeper Meg McCourt dove to deflect out of bounds. On the ensuing corner kick, the Ephs centered the ball but Lovitz outjumped the Ephs' attackers and headed the ball clear. Williams stayed persistent on offense as the game progressed, but the Jumbos defense stayed strong and prevented any uncontested shots on net. Stauffer tallied six shots in the second half alone, and junior forward Claire Samuels had five, though all proved unsuccessful. In the half, the Ephs outshot the Jumbos 17-9, but McCourt, who made six saves in recording her seventh shutout of the season, let nothing past her. Overall, the teams both had 20 shots a piece, with the Jumbos having the slight edge in corner kicks, 5-4. As the final buzzer sounded, the Jumbos' bench cleared and the team piled on each other near the midfield line. Soon after, a NESCAC representative and Tufts Athletic Director Bill Gehling presented Williams captains' Starner and Colleen Doody with the Runner-Up plaque, and Tufts captains Glassanos and Sharlip with the champions trophy. "We totally deserved the title, and winning it just proves how good we really are," McCourt said. "I wanted it so badly, and my defense played awesome. It has been a long season, and I'm just so happy for all of us." Glassanos physically and vocally led the Jumbos defense throughout the entire contest, neutralizing the prolific Williams attack for the entire game, despite sustaining a deep gash above her left eye on Friday that required 19 stitches. "I came out early before practice on Friday to work on penalty kicks. I tried to lift up the goal by myself, and it fell on me," she said. The Jumbos were without starting sophomore defender Alina Schmidt, who injured her back in Saturday's game against Connecticut College, and reserves sophomore Jess Gluck (concussion) and freshman Lydia Claudio (stress fracture). "Every single person on this team makes such an impact. We have an eight person deep bench, which allows us to substitute whenever we want, because the player coming in is just as good as the player going out," Glassanos said. Freshman Ariel Samuleson started in place of the injured Schmidt at right fullback, and played the entire contest. In addition, freshmen Callaghan and Garmirian both played the majority of the game, greatly impacting the outcome both tangibly and intangibly. "Today is the most perfect day ever," Sharlip said. "We beat Williams when it counted, and now we're the NESCAC champions." Winning the championship was particularly special for the four seniors on the team, Glassanos, Sharlip, and midfielders EA Tooley and Brenna O'Rourke. "Alle and Cara work hard every minute of every game and practice. They always leave their hearts on the field, and watching them just makes me want to play that much harder," Callaghan said. "We're going to miss them," Whiting said. "The senior class is the heart of our team, and we will never be able to replace them." The Jumbos advanced to the championship game on Sunday by beating the Connecticut College Camels in the semifinals on Saturday at Kraft field. Tufts struck early as Baldwin eluded two Camel defenders and took off for the goal in the 12th minute. She drilled a shot past Camel sophomore net minder Paige Diamond that ricocheted off the far post into the net. Just five minutes later, Camel freshman fullback Caitlyn Dickinson sent a lead pass to senior captain Lauren Luciano, who fired the ball past McCourt into the back of the net. Neither team scored again in regulation time, despite both teams having golden opportunities. In the first overtime, the Jumbos dominated play, not allowing Connecticut to get off a shot, but Tufts couldn't put one into the net. However, just thirty seconds into the second overtime, Baldwin faked out her defender just ten yards from the goal, and was tripped up and awarded a penalty shot. She ripped a shot into the upper right hand corner of the net to clinch the victory for the Jumbos. Williams defeated Bowdoin in the other semifinal match 4-3 in penalty kicks, after the teams battled for 110 scoreless minutes. By winning the championship, the Jumbos received an automatic bid to the NCAA tournament, which starts later this week. Tufts will face the Nichols College Lady Bison (13-7) in the first round at Kraft field tomorrow. The winner will travel to New Hampshire to face the 23rd ranked Keene State Owls (19-2-1). "First, we got to host the NESCAC tournament. Now, we've won it, and are moving on to the NCAA tournament," Sharlip said. "This is all really exciting, and we're just taking it one day at a time."


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A cross generational comparison

Randy Johnson is not a handsome man. At 6'10", the Arizona Diamondback's gangly left hander looks more like big bird with a mullet than a professional baseball player. On the other hand, the chiseled Barry Bonds looks like a baseball player, but also has the extra bulk of a bad attitude. Despite their personal problems _ Johnson's looks and Bonds' attitude _ the two were the best pitcher and hitter that Major League Baseball had to offer in 2002. Accordingly, Johnson won the NL Cy Young last week and Bonds was named the NL MVP yesterday. Flash back to 1965. A relatively inconspicuous Jewish lefthander by the name of Sandy Koufax won the Cy Young for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Perhaps the only interesting personal characteristics that Koufax possessed were that he was one of the few great Jewish athletes of the time and that he refused to pitch on the high holidays. In that same year, Willie Mays, the "Say Hey" kid, the most loveable and charismatic player of all time, earned the NL MVP award. So what is the relationship between Johnson and Koufax and Bonds and Mays? Well, other than the fact that Bonds is Mays' godson, the connection between Bonds and Mays and Johnson and Koufax is that both sluggers and both left handed pitchers are unequivocally the best of their generation. The year 1965 makes for a perfect comparison between the two pitchers and the two outfielders because Koufax and Mays won the Cy Young and MVP respectively that year, just as Johnson and Bonds did this year. Their statistics from that year are remarkably similar as well. In 1965, Koufax went 26-8 in 335.7 innings, struck out 382 and posted an ERA of 2.04. Johnson posted a 24-5 mark in 260 innings, with a 2.32 ERA and 334 strikeouts. In 1965, Willie Mays had what was perhaps the greatest year of his career, when he hit .317 with 52 home runs, 112 RBIs, 118 runs scored, a .645 slugging percentage and 76 walks. Bonds posted a comparable season in 2002 when he hit .370 with 46 homeruns, 110 RBIs, 117 runs scored, a .799 slugging percentage and 198 walks. Interestingly enough, the comparisons are not limited to 1965 and 2002. In fact, Randy Johnson and Sandy Koufax and Barry Bonds and Willie Mays are as statistically similar as any cross generation players in Major League History. For his career, which spanned 12 years, Koufax went 165-87 with 40 shutouts 2,396 strikeouts and a 2.76 ERA in 2324.3 innings of work. Thus far in his 15 year career, which appears far from over, Johnson has gone 224-106 with 34 shutouts, 3,746 strikeouts and a 3.06 ERA in 3008.1 innings. It is important to note, however, that Koufax pitched when the mound was seven inches higher, ERAs were lower (the league ERA during Koufax's career was 3.60 while it was 4.42 during Johnson's, excluding 2002), ball parks were bigger, players didn't use steroids or other muscle building substances such as creatine or amino acids, and many didn't even lift weights. The stats of Bonds and Mays also share an eerie similarity. In 22 years, Mays hit .302 with 3,283 hits, 660 home runs, 2,062 runs, 1,903 RBIs, 338 stolen bases, 1,464 base on balls, a .384 OBP and a slugging percentage of .557. During Bonds' 17 year career he has hit .295 with 2,462 hits, 613 home runs, 1,830 runs, 1,652 RBIs, 493 stolen bases, 1,922 base on balls, a .428 OBP and a slugging percentage of .595. As I said earlier, Johnson is forced to pitch against bigger, stronger players than Koufax faced. When Koufax pitched, it would have been ridiculous to suggest that a shortstop would one day hit 57 home runs. But, low and behold, Alex Rodriguez smacked 57 dingers in 2002. For years, nobody except Babe Ruth himself and Roger Maris reached the 60 home run barrier. Since 1998, however, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa and Bonds have done it, with Bonds setting the all-time single season mark with 73 in 2001. Sure, to some extent, Bonds must be a product of smaller ball parks (though he played in Candlestick and now PacBell, two of the worst hitters' parks in the game), diluted pitching, expansion, and he has admitted to using creatine and amino acids, both of which are perfectly legal but were unavailable to Mays. I don't think that Bonds, unlike many MLB players, would ever take steroids, simply because he loves himself too much to use anything that could potentially harm his body. Now for the grand finale. Yes, the 2002/1965 comparison of Johnson and Koufax, Bonds and Mays makes for good copy. Even the career comparisons of the two pitchers and two outfielders are very justifiable. That leaves two final questions. Who is the better pitcher, Johnson or Koufax? And who is the better hitter, Bonds or Mays? Here are two indisputable assumptions: Randy Johnson's career 3.06 ERA would have been a hell of a lot lower if he pitched in the 50s and 60s, and Willie Mays would be the all-time career leader in home runs and RBIs if he played during the past 15 years. If Brady Anderson, a nice little leadoff hitter was able to slug 50 homeruns in 1996, imagine the numbers Mays would be putting up these days. Cross generational comparisons are always difficult, but I think that it would be safe to say that all four players would have been all-time greats no matter when they played. It would be easy enough to end this column by not coming to a conclusion. I could say that the competition between Johnson and Koufax and Bonds and Mays is too close to call. But I'm not going to cop out like that. Johnson over Koufax, Mays over Bonds.



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Tufts offers unique personalized fitness program

The Tufts Personalized Performance Program, offered this semester for the first time to students, alumni, faculty, and staff, had attracted over 60 participants as of last week, with no official advertising. The program intends to give participants a well-rounded and individualized perspective on their health and fitness. Sponsored by the Department of Athletics, the School of Nutrition, the Community Health Department, Health Services, the Counseling Center, and the Office of Residential Life and Learning, the program is a "first-of-its-kind," Assistant Director of Public Relations Siobhan Houton said in a press release. For participating students, the Personalized Performance Program _ available to approximately 100 clients on a first-come, first-served basis _ focuses on improving or preventing some of the lifestyle patterns that students develop during the college years. It also features a nutrition research component. Trainers develop an individualized health and fitness program that utilizes the facilities and resources of the University. Programs may include performance training for athletes, personal training or group exercise classes such as aerobics, and spinning and yoga sessions. The program was created through the efforts of Athletic Director Bill Gehling, Assistant Athletic Director Branwen Smith-King, and Mike Pimentel, Tufts' Director of the Lunder Fitness Center and a lecturer in physical education. The program was proposed to the Board of Athletic Overseers and President Larry Bacow, and was implemented this fall. The main purpose of the program is "to enhance the experience of being a member of the Tufts community by offering a customized and integrated program, within the University, to assist with achieving your personal best," Pimentel said. The first five sessions are free of charge to students, but faculty, staff, and alumni must pay $20 per session. All participants must pay $25 per session after the fifth session. The first session entails an interview and a consultation with a personal trainer to share pertinent information, such as exercise history, goal setting, and a medical and lifestyle questionnaire. The following sessions include assessment tests in the areas of posture, flexibility, strength, and endurance and the design of a customized four to six week fitness program. Participants also have a workout with a trainer to learn proper technique and progressions. After the final session, clients are asked to provide feedback on the program by filling out a confidential questionnaire. "The program is not designed to be a one dimensional program offering only personal training," Pimentel said. "It will benefit the Tufts community by integrating the various aspects and services the University has to offer, such as Nutrition, Health Services, Physical Education, mini courses, and workshops." The program currently consists of a team of five student trainers and two coaches. Clients are identified and trained according to their individual performance profiles, based on fitness (strength, flexibility, endurance and speed), competition, and performance (for athletes at the varsity, club and intramural levels). Workshops on nutrition deal with the area of "wellness," as do activities in kayaking, marathon training, stress management, meditation, smoking cessation, and financial planning. The integration of various University departments will enhance the experience of its participants and make the program unique. The program represents the Physical Education/Athletics Department's continual attempt to "meet the needs of the Tufts community," Pimentel said. "The requests for a broader scope of course offerings and educational services have been on the rise. This program will help to meet individual needs while cooperating and integrating with many of the other services on campus."


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University professor wins Pushcart prize, presents tribute to father

Seldom is the cancellation of class by a professor met with crestfallen disappointment on the faces of adoring students, but when professor Joseph Hurka, who prefers the more familiar "Joe," announced that there would be no class last Thursday, the students in his two evening Creative Writing classes demanded, "Why not?" His answer? Hurka was the featured author at the most recent Friends of Tufts Libraries Authors Talk that Thursday night. The Authors Talk welcomed Medford and Somerville residents, University students, and personal friends to Hurka's reading from Fields of Light: A Son Remembers His Heroic Father, the novel that earned Hurka the 19th annual Pushcart Editor's Book Award. "It's important for you to write about your parents and where you came from so that you can learn about yourself," Hurka said. Josef Hurka's skiing accident at Killington provided his son with an opportunity to sit down with his immobile father, listen his to his story, and put it on paper. "[The accident] messed up dad's leg and broke all his ribs _ I had had him right where I wanted him," Hurka chuckled. "I attended a previous reading before the book was supposed to come out, and because of the quality of that reading and at the recommendation of one of his students, I bought the book," junior Rebecca Anderson said. "It's really a wonderful narrative about a father and a son; it almost makes me jealous of [their] wonderful relationship." Other students made up for lost class time by attending the reading. "Joe has been a wonderful mentor to me, and I wanted to come support him today," senior Rachel McPherson said. Not surprisingly, the unplanned novel, based on his father, brings out passion in Hurka. "It's a bit of an emotional thing for me, these readings, as they are for listeners who are Jewish," Hurka said. "I was in Prague and Copenhagen and I was going to write [a travel article] for National Geographic, but things got too personal and I wrote a personal story about my aunt Mira and my father, who was in the Czech resistance at the time of the Holocaust." An orange-brown mandolin lay propped on a chair beside the podium from which Hurka read. "When I was a boy, [the mandolin] sat on the mantle in my parent's house in Vermont," Hurka told the audience. In the excerpt of the novel that Hurka read aloud, Nazi soldiers were sent to inspect the Hurka home in Czechoslovakia. The Nazis strummed the mandolin's strings in front of the author's terrified grandmother as her husband lay ill in bed in the bedroom above them. "In Vermont, my father played an old bohemian tune over and over as often as I wished," Hurka read. The author hopes that the novel, which is being promoted before its release in paperback, will eventually be translated into Czech, although this "might be dangerous for the communities involved." Josef Hurka senior, at one time a professional alpine skier, joined the Czech resistance against the Communists. He smuggled endangered citizens out of the country as a young man, eventually resettling in the US and becoming a spy for the Allies. "I came to the US and went back and forth to Europe," Josef Hurka said. "I was working with US intelligence on secret missions." The elder Hurka sat beside his wife in the front row of the audience throughout his son's presentation. "It brings some memories certainly and puts it into the past, but there is also a lot that I couldn't tell him (for security reasons)," Josef Hurka said. "[Helping my son to write the novel] was good and at the same time I would rather forget it; it's like looking at your mother-in-law going over a cliff in your brand new Cadillac." "The events [Hurka] read about were so horrendous, completely foreign to most of our tranquil college lives," freshman creative writing student Laura Silver said. "His writing made the reading incredibly powerful _ you could see its effect on him and his father." Prospective novelists used the Author Talk as an opportunity to garner advice from a successful writer. "Writing has to become a way of life; you have to be objective and not let your personal life get in the way," Hurka counseled the audience in response to a question from senior creative writing student Rah-nee Kelly. Story writing is most difficult when the writer attempts to discuss his own life objectively, according to Hurka. "[Writing is most challenging] when I'm not happy about something I've done as a human being and I try to write about it," Hurka said. Hurka's mentor, the celebrated Andre Dubus, nominated Fields of Light for the Pushcart Editor's Book Award. Hurka's latest project is a novel about an older man living in Cambridge, "a former translator who was also in the resistance, who notices that there's a stalker following a girl in the neighborhood." Former Tufts student Anita Shreve, author of The Pilot's Wife, will present her latest novel at the next Friends of Tufts Libraries Talk, according to Tufts Library Director Joanna Michalak.


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Jumbos fall short to Amherst as Williams captures crown

Williams College won the NESCAC Championship for the second year in a row and earned an automatic bid to the NCAA div. III tournament. Also for the second year in a row, the Jumbos fell in the NESCAC tournament's first round. However this year it was Amherst, not Bates who ended the Jumbo tournament run all too early. The Jumbos fell in four sets, 15-30, 30-25, 25-30, 21-30.Team members described the loss as "frustrating." "What makes me mad is that I felt us being very tentative," senior Paulette Pacheco said. "Yes, we can all say that each of us gave it all we had, but as a whole it wasn't happening. I felt like we were all going through the motions of our playing system, but our natural instincts weren't there." A slow start plaguing the Jumbo's for the final time this season, the team appeared to be out of contention from the first set. Starting slow has been a problem for Tufts throughout the season. They quickly put themselves in a hole that was hard to dig out of against a talented Amherst squad. The Jumbos managed to rebound in the second set. The team came out with more energy and was a lot more talkative according to Coach Cara Thompson. The passing started coming together and the defense stepped it up. The third set, always crucial, saw the Jumbos a little flat. One of the bright spots in the match was junior standout Amy Cronin, who had some great hits over and through the legion of Amherst blockers. The passing however was not consistent enough to give the Jumbos a chance. Amherst was the better team. The Jumbos did not lose the game as much as the Jeffs won it. "If I had to pick one thing that really hurt us," Thompson said, "it would be our blocking. Our blocking is a key part of our game, and we just didn't have it. They are a tall team and they have a great setter who is really quick in setting up the hitters." That setter, sophomore Annie Hoeksma, had a variety of hitters to pick from, as four Jeffs are listed at 5'10" or taller. Hoeksma is also listed at 5'10." It was this overwhelming size that spelled Tuft's fate and led Amherst to the title game. Sophomore Emily Macy, a key hitter up front, came back for the match. She had been out with a sprained ankle for over a week, but decided to try and play on her ankle. The ankle seemed to bother her during the game though. She didn't have confidence landing on it, and could not jump and land on the foot effectively. Although this season is over, the future looks bright for the Jumbos, as they will graduate just one player during the off-season. "I am excited for next year," Thompson said. "We have a very young team. We have three strong juniors and two freshmen that have started every game. Next year we will have a lot of experience going into the season." Those three juniors are hitter and NECAC player of the week Cronin, along with setter Lindsey Moses and defensive specialist Danielle Cafasso. Cafasso will have to step up to fill the void left behind by defensive specialist Pacheco. Freshman April Gerry and Courtney Evans, having one year of NESCAC play under their belt , should only get stronger. When a healthy Macy and fellow sophomore Alison Sauer are added into the mix the Jumbos will have a more experienced replica of this year's squad. But is that enough to make a difference in the conference? Williams will not graduate a single player from the two-time NESCAC Champions. Amherst will lose just one of their giant hitters. The conference will not be getting any easier. The Jumbos will have to raise their level of play next year to have success.


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Professors call for new Dean of Technology

With technology's expanding role at the University, a Dean of Technology has become increasingly necessary, professors say. Although Tufts once had an employee similar to a technology dean, Gregory Crane and Sara Lewis, who are both members of the Computer Facilities and Usage Committee (CFUC), stress the need to rapidly find a replacement. An unidentified source on the CFUC said it is likely a new dean will be hired in the future, at least on a part-time basis. The source said that the CUFC had come under pressure from faculty and administrators to fill the position. According to proponents of the post, the University needs one person who will oversee its numerous aspects of technology. The person "spend a lot of time running around and have the big picture all in one brain," Crane said. The former Dean of Information Technology and Libraries, David McDonald, left Tufts in 1998, and the position has remained vacant since then. In the meantime, two or three administrators on campus that are trying to fill the void left by McDonald, Crane said. He said Vice President of Information Technology Bruce Metz has done an admirable job maintaining the strong network left by McDonald. The University has "done a pretty good job of keeping up" with technology, Lewis said, but nevertheless it is necessary to delegate one person who can coordinate it all because there are so many meetings and "disparate entities" related to technology at Tufts. There are several explanations as to why the University has not hired someone to replace McDonald. Funding presents a major challenge: and a new administrator would have to be effective enough to warrant the extra salary, Crane said. A new salary also diverts money from other programs. Finding a suitable candidate for the position also presents difficulties, since not many people are qualified for the specific job. According to Crane, there are few people presently at the University who have the energy and time to serve as technology dean. The slow progress may also be attributed to the lack of concurring opinion among faculty and administrators, Lewis said. As Crane explained, a "warm consensus" is required among faculty before anything will happen. Both professors, however, are hopeful that the new administration will be more proactive in the search for a technology dean. Provost Jamshed Bharucha, new to the University this year, has demonstrated a strong interest in the initiative. Executive Administrative Dean Wayne Bouchard has also been an important advocate of a new technology dean. Since technology is a very difficult area to keep up-to-date, Tufts is not necessarily behind other Universities because it lacks a central coordinator for technology. But there is an "immense opportunity cost in not having [a technology dean]," Crane said.


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Jumbos offense struggles again

The Jumbo offense posted an anemic performance, failing to score a touchdown for the second consecutive week, as the Middlebury Panthers ended Tufts' season with a 31-6 thumping at home on Saturday. The loss was the fifth in a row for Tufts, which floundered after beginning the season with three wins. This weekend's loss was anticlimactic and uninspired, as a season that began with championship hopes ended with championship talent but far from championship results. "After we started losing games, we never got back on the right track," junior defensive end Reid Palmer said. "We showed a little of our ability at times but for the most part we never got it going." The teams played scoreless football until the end of the first quarter when Panther leading receiver Denver Smith scampered 60 yards for a touchdown off a fake punt. The Jumbos moved the ball deep into Panther territory on their next possession, but stalled out and could only garner three points. As has been the case all season, Tufts was plagued by inconsistent play. Middlebury scored two touchdowns in the final three minutes of the first half. Panther quarterback Mike Keenan capped a time-consuming, 77-yard drive with a two-yard keeper to stretch the lead to 14-3. Treacy threw an interception on Tufts' next possession, his first of three on the day, but safety Mike Leist picked a Keenan pass and the Jumbos regained possession. Tufts failed to capitalize, losing possession on a fumble, giving the Panthers the ball on the Jumbo 16-yard line. A 13-yard rush from running back Bill Lazzaro set up a short touchdown run, and gave the Panthers a 21-3 lead. The Jumbos did manage a 32-yard field goal from Marcellus Rolle after a long kickoff return to cut the score to 21-6 heading into the half. Middlebury added to the lead late in the third, as Lazzaro led the Panthers for 53 of a 56-yard touchdown drive. As it has all year, Tufts' offense was unable to establish any momentum when it fell behind. A 25-yard field goal by Panther kicker Mike Frissora capped the scoring at 31-6. Scott Treacy finished his Jumbo career with a forgettable day, completing only six of his 18 pass attempts for 101 yards to go along with three costly interceptions. Senior halfback Chuck McGraw, who had a solid season replacing Kevin Kelly, amassed 50-yards on the ground, while sophomore cornerback Donovan Brown led the team with 55 yards on three receptions, playing offense because of an injury-depleted receiving core. While the 2002 edition of Tufts football certainly underachieved, more specifically, it lacked the consistency that is integral to winning football. Defensively, the Jumbos were dominant, with a secondary that compiled 22 interceptions over the course of the season. The offense however, never found rhythm and lacked an ability to finish games, compiling only 30 fourth quarter points all season, and failed to run the clock out against Williams and Amherst. "We were a good team," Palmer said. "But it was frustrating to have as many starters returning as we had and to be making some of the mistakes we made."


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Get out the vote

While the Election Board's move to electronic voting last semester has undoubtedly made it easier and more convenient to vote, many students still do not bother with Senate elections or constitutional referenda. Low voter turnout is often attributed to a lack of information prior to an election, and last week's vote was no exception. The failed conservative culture rep referendum was deemed ready for a campus vote mere days after it had passed the approval process by the TCUJ and CSL. Though it was included in a Hotung debate prior to the election, ELBO failed to inform students that such an event was even taking place. It's not that students don't care about issues like the conservative rep proposal. In fact, many student groups utilize electronic mailing lists to discuss upcoming elections and form a consensus within their membership. But due to their limited scope, these discussions are unlikely to represent much in the way of varied opinions _ or give students the information needed to make informed decisions. ELBO should continue their move toward online services and offer electronic message boards to unexclusively allow students a forum for election debate. Much as voter turnout is improved by online voting, the traditional Hotung debates would be much more robust if more people had an easy way to sound off on the issues. Many upperclassmen may remember a more general online discussion board that grew in short time to captivate the University _ obviously, students here enjoy arguing online. Asking ELBO to create an online messageboard might be asking more than the body is able to provide right now, and there are always concerns about how to control the content of the messages. However, it would take little effort for ELBO to designate a students to put information such as candidate biographies, statements from opposing sides in constitutional debates, and links to articles in campus publications about elections on the body's website _ and inform students of the existence of such site. Though plagued by election controversy in the past, ELBO now seems to have its act together and is enjoying full membership for the first time in years. The board needs to use these extra resources to provide better ways for more students to get involved, and ultimately, to vote.


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Ten cents, none the richer

As you have probably already heard, Tufts is planning on charging us ten cents for each page that we print at the Eaton computer lab and at the Tisch and Ginn Libraries. They claim that they are doing it for environmental reasons, but nothing could be further from the truth. Charging for printing is a trend among colleges and universities as a cost-cutting measure, just as outsourcing janitorial work was a trend in the early 1990s as a cost-cutting measure. Remember when Tufts fired all of their janitors and rehired them through a third party for significantly lower wages? Tufts tried to get away with beating up on them. Now they are trying to get away with beating up on us. Not only are they trying to hit us up for money, but they're also trying to sneak it by us without our notice. The Tufts Daily first reported on this story on Oct. 29 _ just four weeks before a final decision is made on Dec. 1. I also suspect that there has been no student input on this decision. But of course, neither of these situations is new. Two summers ago, Tufts installed eight television sets in Dewick that you could not turn off, nor could you turn the volume down. It had only one channel that ran advertisements and bad music videos. They did this over the summer to sneak it by us. Tufts tried to get away with making money off of us by feeding us advertisements in dining halls that many of us are forced to pay to eat at. Now they are trying to make money off of us by making us pay to print our papers for our classes that we are also paying to attend. Do not be fooled. This is not about saving trees; it's about making money. If Tufts truly wanted to be environmentalists, it could have come up with many alternative solutions that did not involve charging students. Three options that have already been voiced are implementing the Eaton system at Tisch, being more vigilant about what is printed, and dedicating a certain printer to print drafts on reused paper. A fourth option is to print on both sides of a page. I am sure that there are other ideas out there. The very least that Tufts could have done would have been to ask for student input. They did not because their motive is economic, not environmental. Tufts is at best, misrepresenting themselves and at worst, lying. Tisch Director Jo-Ann Michalak told The Tufts Daily that Tufts wants to provide "services that we feel are more valuable than chopping down trees." If Michalak is ready to purchase treeless hemp paper, I am behind her all the way. But somehow I suspect that the fee-based printing services will still use paper made from downed trees. The only possible allusion to an economic rationale that Michalak gives us is that the library cannot support increases in the amounts of paper used. But there is a much more powerful economic incentive. If you do the math, it is not difficult to figure out what the economic incentive to switch to a fee-based printing policy is. Let us calculate exactly how much money Tufts is planning on making off of us next year, using last year's figures: According to The Tufts Daily ("Tisch, Ginn, Eaton to charge for printing," 10/29/02), "Tisch Library used 25 tons of paper...cost[ing] the university $60,000." One ream of typical 20 bond paper weighs five pounds. There are 500 sheets in each ream. That means Tisch used five million sheets of paper last year. Staples.com advertises six cases of 20 bond paper, each containing 5,000 sheets, for $27.99. That comes out to .5598 cents per page. It would be even cheaper for Tufts because they buy paper in much greater quantities and they are a non-profit organization. If Tufts plans on charging students ten cents per sheet, they would be making at least 9.4402 cents on every sheet that you print (minus toner costs _ which I do not have available). If students print five million sheets of paper, as they did last year, Tufts would make over $47 million in profit at Tisch Library alone. Tisch would go from losing $60,000 each year to gaining $47 million _ a gain of $107 million. Throw in the printing at Eaton computer lab and the Ginn Library and it starts to make sense why Tufts has suddenly become proactive about environmental causes. Even if the number of students who use Tisch, Eaton, and/or Ginn for their printing tapers off and the cost of toner and maintenance is added, the economic benefit for Tufts is unmistakable. Of course, Tufts does not care if students begin to abuse TCU-funded student organizations for their personal printing costs _ that is our problem. Nor does Tufts care if students begin to abuse their friendships with people whom own printers in their rooms. That is also our problem. Hiding behind the nearly invulnerable banner of environmentalism, Tufts is trying to use our morality against us to make us feel guilty about killing trees. Tufts wants to create a squabble between the environmentalists on campus and those who advocate for student rights, avoiding the heat of criticism while they slip their plan through. They work as a pair of thieves does _ one person distracts you, while the other one picks your pocket. And no one will be impacted more than low-income students. There are few things that are more corrupt than to steal from low-income people. But if that was not bad enough, misleading us by telling us that they are doing it to save the trees is about as low as you can get.


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Hollywood names rock Tim Robbins film

Julie Taymor's new film, Frida, opened recently, telling the story of the famous artist, her husband Diego Rivera. One of the subplots of the film is the true story of how Rivera was contracted to paint a huge mural for Rockefeller center and how it was destroyed by Rockefeller because Rivera painted Lenin alongside Abraham Lincoln, and syphilis molecule above the rich. This story is just one subplot of Cradle Will Rock, Tim Robbins' odyssey of theater and American History that stars approximately everyone. Everyone. Tufts alum Hank Azaria, Bill Murray, John Turturro, John and Joan Cusack, Ruben Blades, Emily Watson, Cherry Jones, Vanessa Redgrave, Susan Sarandon, Jack Black, Angus MacFadyen and Cary Elwes. The story focuses on the true story of Federal-sponsored theater during the Great Depression, and how the government tried to shut down the labor-friendly musical Cradle Will Rock. When the unions forbid the actors from performing on any stage, they marched the show down to an open theater and performed the show in the audience. It was an amazing true story, and it's an amazing film. Whirling around main plot are incredible details. The director of the musical was none other than Orson Welles (MacFadyen), best known for Citizen Kane and least known for Transformers: The Movie. John Cusack plays Rockefeller as an enigma, a man that loves art but loves the status-quo more, and when Rivera refuses to remove Lenin from the mural he has it sledge-hammered off the wall. Susan Sarandon is a messenger for Mussolini, and she eases the channels so hawkish millionaires like William Randolph Hearst can "buy art" (send millions of dollars to Italy to buy ammunition, an illegal act). Theater veteran Cherry Jones plays the head of the Federal theater department, a woman determined not to get snowed over by communist witch-hunting senators. Azaria is the author of the show, a man haunted by his dead wife and his dead male lover, both of whom push him always to write a better show. And Bill Murray practically steals the show as one of the last members of Vaudeville, a puppeteer who fears communists and loves a woman (Joan Cusack) who wants nothing to do with him. It is one of the saddest, funniest performances that Murray has ever given on film. Robbins handles all of this, in my opinion, masterfully. Every frame is crammed with detail, every character makes a colorful impression and there is so much story to tell, all of it true. Yes, some of the events have been re-arranged, and yes, this all means more if you know the history better. Yes, it could have been a character or too short. This is not a film for everyone. But if you love any of the following: American history, theater, American theater, great ensemble acting, grand storytelling and epic feel... by all means, give it a rent. The ending, in particular to anyone who has been to Times Square in the last few years, is both devastating and exhilarating This is a forgotten modern American classic.


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Bears ship is sinking while Packers' is sailing away

Brett Favre is back to his old tricks again at quarterback and the Green Bay Packers are tagging along for the ride. With a league leading quarterback rating of 100.2, Favre's season long hot streak has led the Packers to the NFL's best record at 7-1. After a 1-1 start, coupled with the fact that Farve had hinted at retirement prior to the season, many NFL fans were left wondering if this was the beginning of Favre's demise. Yet, during the Packers' six game win streak, Favre has regained the old competitive fire and has demonstrated that he isn't going away any time soon. Gaining momentum for the stretch run, the Packers showed the NFL just how good they can be in last Monday night's spotlight with a decisive 24-10 beating of the Miami Dolphins. With a four game lead over perhaps the weakest division in the league, the Packers can easily finish the year atop the NFC central. And while the Pack will face no real competition in the next two weeks, when they play the Detriot Lions and the Minnesota Vikings respectively, the Packers schedule will get harder in Week 12, when they match-up against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the leagues only other seven game winner. Unlike the Packers the Buccaneers have achieved their success because of the strength of their defense. With an ESPN power ranking far below the Packers at number six (the Packers lead the power rankings) and a merely adequate quarterback in Brad Johnson, the Bucs have relied on their league leading defense. Surrendering an average of 12.1 points per game, the Week 12 match-up of polar opposites looks likely to be replayed again in the playoffs. Leading the way in the AFC this season are the Denver Broncos who have quietly compiled a 6-2 record with a league leading defense and the fourth ranked offense. While the Broncos have all but assured themselves a playoff berth with their record, the league's best offensive team, the Oakland Raiders have written an entirely different story with their season. While Raiders quarterback Rich Gannon has helped his team compile the conference's best offense with a 96.2 quarterback rating, the Raiders defense still leaves much to be desired. So much to be desired in fact that the once 4-0 team now sits in the basement of the AFC West with a 4-4 record, as a result of several defensive lapses. The turn of events for the Raiders was epitomized in the team's overtime loss to the San Francisco 49ers last Sunday. The Raiders run defense looked terrible last Sunday as it allowed the 49ers to gain 152 yards on Sunday compared to the 81 earned by their own offense. Allowing the 49ers to eat up clock time with back to back drives of 15 plays and 30 plays respectively, the Raiders defense kept their offense on the bench for most of the game, denying the opportunity for a victory Following the theme of fast starting teams that have taken a turn for the worse, the Chicago Bears also fall into that category. Beginning the season with a 2-0 record that made fans believe they would build on their previous season's 13-3 performance, the Bears are now left scratching their heads about what went wrong as they look at a 2-6 record. Unable to escape the injury bug, the Bears have lost four starting defenders and offensive guard Rex Tucker. The Bears injuries have exposed the team's lack of depth talent wise, and quarterback Jim Miller's tendonitis has affected his accuracy. The Good Putting to rest the debate over whether the New England Patriots should have kept Drew Bledsoe or Tom Brady, Brady outperformed Bledsoe last Sunday, leading his team to a 38-7 thrashing of the Buffalo Bills. Brady was brilliant throughout the day throwing four touchdowns, no interceptions and most impressively completing 23 of 27 passes. While Brady's performance ended the Bledsoe vs. Brady debate, it also jump started a team that seemed to have lost its edge in the previous weeks. Perhaps the Patriots win will get them back on their early season tear just in time to get hot for the playoffs. The Bad Last Sunday's match-up of the Houston Texans against the Cincinnati Bengals featured the league's worst team against the league's second worst team. In a match-up that had no bearing on the overall league picture, the Bengals gained their season's first win trouncing the league's newcomers 38-3. Unfortunately for the Bengals the taste of victory should be short lived as they face off against the Baltimore Ravens this Sunday. The Ugly The Bengals. Enough said.


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Primary Source' fails in bid for Senate representation

Students voted against a proposal to give The Primary Source a culture representative in the TCU Senate in a referendum yesterday. All students were asked whether they approved Amendment 3, which would have created a conservative culture representative on the Senate controlled by the Source, a rightward-leaning campus publication. Freshmen and sophomores were also asked to vote for new senators to represent their classes; they chose sophomores Jill Friedman and Saj Pothiawala and freshman Jeffrey Katzin. Elections Board Chair Joe Coletti said that 36 percent of freshman and sophomores voted in the senate election. By comparison, only 20 percent of freshman voted for class senators in the fall TCU senate elections. The numbers for the referendum were not released by press time last night. The failure of Amendment 3 brought "disappointment but not discouragement" to the Source, according to the publication's editor-in-chief, Megan Liotta. "It was an effort to reform the culture rep system that many people have a problem with... we tried two ways and we will find another way," she said. Liotta was referring to the attempt last spring to eliminate culture representatives through a referendum and replace them with non-voting lobbyists for any group which wanted one. Students voted against the proposal. Liotta said that the group's biggest mistake was probably putting the Source's name on the proposal because the representative was then labeled a Primary Source representative, not a conservative representative as she said it would have been in practice. "The Source took this very seriously... we were trying to get someone within the system to reform it," Liotta said. "[The issue] will definitely come up again," Senate Vice-President Andrew Potts said. "Everyone pretty much agrees that [the culture representative system] is not a perfect system," he said. "It isn't dead." Existing culture representatives representing the Asian Community at Tufts, the Association of Latin American Students, the Pan-African Alliance, and Tufts Transgender, Gay, Lesbian, and Bisexual Collective - so-called "umbrella groups" which represent minority groups on campus - declined to comment on the results of yesterday's referendum. In the elections for senate seats, Katzin defeated freshmen William Dunn, Bianca Flores-Wyont, Naomi Mower, Loi To and Bharat Burman. Friedman and Pothiawala, both sophomores won seats over Alex Chassin, Zijiang (Rodney) Yang and Cartter Evans. "I know that the other candidates would have done wonderful jobs, but I'm ecstatic and can't wait to get to the Senate and start representing the freshman class," Katzin said last night. While Kaztin is eager to start "laying out plans" for things he would like to work on, he is also ready to get acquainted with the system first and to "take it from there." Potts said he was looking forward to working with new senators. "It's always great to have a few new people with fresh excitement," he said. He is confident that the new senators will "do just fine," despite the difficulties they might face as new members in an organization in which they have no prior experience. "We will do our best to make them feel as comfortable as possible," Potts said. The executive board of the Senate and a few of the current senators will give Friedman, Pothiawala, and Katzin, a "mini-orientation" before their first meeting to get them acclimated to the Senate and its procedure. At the beginning of this year, Potts was responsible for assigning each new senator a "big-brother/sister" senator who acted as a sort of a senate advisor. The new senators will also have the opportunity to find mentors and those people will help them get used to the job. "There is definitely a learning curve to [understanding the senate].... It will take at least two weeks for them to get into it, but after the first meeting, they will at least have a general idea of what to do... [and] will be able to start some projects," Potts said. He added that the existing senators are excited for their new colleagues and have already offered their guidance for the new senators. The seats which Friedman, Pothiawala and Katzin will now assume were vacated two weeks ago when freshman Pranav (P.K.) Kapoor and sophomores Larry Mahl and Jonathan Gold announced their resignations. Kapoor and Gold cited personal reasons for their resignations and Mahl said he had problems with the time commitment involved with being a senator. All three expressed their regret at having to step down but felt that due to their circumstances, others could do the job better. Potts thinks that senators elected midway in the semester are more likely to keep their position. "It's easier for them to add in Senate... they are already acclimated to Tufts and know their schedules." Pothiawala specifically stated in his official platform that he would "definitely not resign halfway though my term."


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Professors hold teach-in against the war in the Iraq

An estimated 50 students and faculty turned out to discuss military action in the Middle East at the Coalition to Oppose War in Iraq's Teach-In Wednesday night. The event was an attempt to educate members of the Tufts community on the issue, and speakers advocated anti-war action on campus Students and faculty members made presentations about the impending war and fielded questions. The informal atmosphere prompted a sustained dialogue between speakers and the audience. Professors briefly lectured on topics including the history of US relations with Iraq, the nuclear capabilities of Iraq, the projected cost of a war, and the general economics of wars. Students spoke from their personal experiences while in Iraq and also while in the US. Iraqi-American senior Rana Abdul-Aziz discussed the country's economic situation and the negative effects of war and sanctions. She pointed to a commercial currently airing in Iraq that discourages residents from eating road kill as an example of the country's economic conditions. Abdul-Aziz is uneasy speaking about conditions within the country, however, because she does not want "to paint a picture of a population of victims." She also stressed the distinction between the Iraqi government and the Iraqi people. "The Iraqi government does not speak for these people," Abdul-Aziz said. Student Sadaf Gulamali, a Pakistani-American, spoke about the prejudice she has encountered as a Muslim living in the United States. Islam is perceived by many Americans as a "monolithic and inflexible" faith, she said, and Muslims are seen as "a backward people that cannot live within modern society." "Instead of a war on Iraq, we should spend some money on a war on ignorance," Gulamali said. The allegation of the US government's dishonesty toward its citizens was a recurring theme throughout the presentations. Physics professor Gary Goldstein dismantled the administration's argument that Iraq is a nuclear threat. "They don't have enriched uranium, they don't have plutonium _ they can't make a nuclear bomb," he said. "The big lie, repeated often and loudly, becomes 'common knowledge.'" Iraq might be capable of sending non-nuclear weapons to countries within a 650-mile radius from itself, but no farther, Goldstein said. Although countries such as Pakistan, India, and Israel all have nuclear weapons, he said, the US does not seem interested in waging war against them. The US has historically been hypocritical in dealing with the Middle East, history Professor Gary Leupp said as he spoke on role of oil in the conflict. "Oilmen like President Bush covet oil and the geopolitical power that comes with controlling the oil supply," he said. Professor Frank Ackerman, from the Global Development and Environmental Institution, discussed the possible economic motives for waging a war. "You run a war, you get people employed," he said. "This war fits seamlessly into a conservative strategy for managing the economy." The looming war will cost about $80 billion, Ackerman estimated. "Some sense that this was a very effective strategy for the last election," he said, alluding to possible political motives surrounding the decision to go to war. The American people can effectively oppose the war, senio Erin Dwyer said. "We have to make this as costly [to the government] as possible _ socially, politically, economically." She characterized war opposition as "a growing movement," and was encouraged by the quarter of a million people at the recent anti-war rally in Washington, DC. Coalition member Eva Skillicorn said she and other Teach-In organizers had hoped "to draw people who maybe haven't made up their minds yet, and to educate them and help them mobilize." She was disappointed at the attendance, which she attributed to minimal and late publicity. But there were "definitely people here who we hadn't seen before [at Coalition events]," she said.


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For Jumbos, one last chance

It all comes down to one. For a football team that began the season overflowing with potential, the season has come down to one final game. One final chance for a senior class, steeped with talent, to walk off the field with heads held high. One final chance to put a smiling face on a season that has been, by all accounts, a disappointment. "I think it's impossible not to feel disappointed with the way our season's gone," senior tri-captain Evan Zupancic said. "But we have to remember that it's not over yet. Every game counts, and we're taking it pretty seriously this week." The Jumbos will take on Middlebury on Saturday, in the final week of the 2002 NESCAC football season. After four straight losses, Tufts sits at 3-4 on the season, tied with Colby and Middlebury for fifth place. And after a horrendous 9-0 loss to Colby last week in the team's final home game of the year, the Jumbos will be looking to save face and salvage a .500 record against the Panthers. "Without a doubt, this is the most important game of the season," Zupancic said. "I don't know any competitive person who wouldn't want to finish the season on a high note." But the task will not be easy. Middlebury has a highly talented squad that has suffered through a season eerily similar to that of Tufts. The Panthers have pounded out wins against the NESCAC's weaker teams, winning by 20 points at Hamilton and 21 at Bates, while suffering heartbreakingly close losses to conference powerhouses. In its season opener, Middlebury led Wesleyan 21-7 late in the third quarter, before the Cardinals posted 17 unanswered points, including the game winning field goal with 0:33 left in the game to escape with a 24-21 win. Against Amherst two weeks later, the Panthers trailed the Jeffs 17-10, and took the ball inside the Amherst 40 yard line twice in the final 3:43, but were unable to put one in the end zone to tie it up. The following week at Williams, Middlebury led the Ephs 24-14 with 4:20 left to play. Williams posted back to back touchdowns, including the game winner with 0:53 remaining to snatch the victory away. While most of the Jumbos' losses have come in similar fashion _ squandering fourth quarter leads on mental miscues _ last week was a different story. Against a mediocre Colby team Tufts was unable to find any sort of groove on offense, combining for just 76 yards all day. Despite this, however, coach Bill Samko said that the team will approach this weekend's game in the exact same way. "At this point in the season there's only so much you can change," he said. "Until last week we moved the ball pretty well. (Colby) saw that Matt Cerne wasn't playing and they forced us to throw the ball a lot. We dropped about eight or ten passes that game." Cerne, the Jumbos' top wide receiver, was a late scratch from last weekend's game after he suffered a severely pulled hamstring in practice the day before. He will not play this week at Middlebury. Also out on Saturday will be junior free safety Drew Blewett, who missed the last two games after suffering a concussion against Williams. But even without Blewett, the defense has shouldered the load in nearly every game this season, and have to have a big game again on Saturday for the Jumbos to emerge with a victory. Middlebury is not dominant in any aspect of the game, but attacks with a very balanced offense, and does not allow an inordinate amount of points. Receiver Denver Smith has had an impressive season, averaging 82 yards receiving per game with seven touchdowns, while running back Bill Lazzaro averages a solid 113 yards per game and has put six in the end zone. Leading the way for the defense will again be Zupancic, who, with seven interceptions on the season, is only two shy of Tufts' single season record of nine. He may be hard pressed to come up with the two he needs to tie against Middlebury though, as quarterback Mike Keenan has only been picked off seven times in as many games. "I think about picks every game, but not in terms of personal achievements," Zupancic said. "I'm always thinking 'I'd like to get a couple of picks this weekend to help us get the win.' I would much rather have zero picks and win the game." For the departing seniors, Saturday's game will be the final stamp they put on their careers at Tufts. And after a season gone so terribly wrong, this game is more important than ever. "I think we're all kind of shocked that our careers are coming to an end," Zupancic said. "Last week was a wake up call and a slap in the face, because we all really wanted to win that one. We're gonna be fired up and we're gonna leave everything on the field because it's the last time we'll ever be out there. It doesn't matter how beat up we get."


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Field Hockey closes season unfulfilled

The field hockey team began this season with the hopes of improving on the dismal 3-10 performance of the year before. On paper the Jumbo defense had set the team up for a winning season. This team allowed an average of only 1.4 goals per game. Tufts shut out its opponents in four of their 14 competitions. The Jumbo goalies combined for 101 saves, with a season percentage of 83.5%. It was easy to see how these stats were earned through aggressive play and team work on the field. As an opponent would approach, the team would converge to its circle and defend it successfully against the repeated onslaught of the challengers. In many games, several minutes would pass as the Jumbos scrambled to deny an enemy goal and more often than not, they would succeed in leaving the opponent fruitless in their efforts. So how does this team finish a season at 4-10, eighth in the league and shut out of the playoffs? As the season opened, it looked as though the Jumbos were going to improve their record from the previous year and get themselves back into playoff contention. Despite an opening game loss to Bentley, the Jumbos were optimistic. Bentley was the returning Div. II champion and Tufts took it to overtime, losing 1-2. The optimism grew as the Jumbos took their first win of the season over NESCAC competitor Amherst in the following week, a win that would prove crucial in setting up a potential post-season for the Brown and Blue. The 1-0 victory was catalyzed by superb defense and a goal by sophomore Jennie Sachs. After their winning effort, the Jumbos fell 1-0 to non-conference team Wellesley in a defensive battle. The winning pattern continued in the NESCAC, however, with a 1-0 win over Connecticut College, their second shutout of the season. The Jumbos suddenly found themselves undefeated in the NESCAC and a playoff picture was coming into focus. But the competition was only to become more difficult and Tufts was in a precarious situation. While the team had twice triumphed, both of those wins were acquired with only a single Jumbo goal on the board. The teams offensive woes in scoring from the previous year did not look markedly improved. While the defensive effort appeared to be enough to secure wins, the influx of strong offensive teams that would come as the season progressed was a cause for concern. In fact, after the Connecticut College win, the Jumbos dropped five straight with four new loses to NESCAC opponents. The problem was apparent; Tufts had scored only one goal in all five outings. The games were riddled with missed shots and missed opportunities. There is only so long that a defense can win for the team and in this case the time had run out. "We worked hard and we wanted to score," senior tri-captain Laura Hacker said. "There really isn't a lot of scoring in the game of field hockey. We changed the lineup and things started to work better for us." Tufts would acquire only one more NESCAC win, a 1-0 victory over Wesleyan in the highlight of their 2002 season. Accompanied by a stellar defensive effort, Sachs was once again able to tap in a winning shot for her fourth and final goal of the year. She would become the top scorer for the team. The Jumbos post season future was left undecided until their final game against Colby. Winning this game would have propelled Tufts into the playoffs as they were then tied with Amherst for the seventh and final spot. In a hard-fought battle that was as emotionally draining as it was physically exhausting, Tufts put the lid on their season after two overtimes and extended penalty strokes left them with a 3-2 loss. "We showed a huge improvement in the second half of our season and I think this is shown in our last game where we played incredibly," Hacker said. Amherst had beaten Trinity in its must-win situation and will now go on to occupy the coveted seventh seat. The problem of this team was not in its fight, but in its finish. Looking to next year, the team will be looking to find a way to boost its offensive effort. The Jumbos also must compensate for the impending loss of their senior tri-captains Ursula Stalh, Laura Hacker, and Dana Chivis. They will also be losing goal keeper Lauren Rufino and defender Karyn Moar, both of whom were integral in the successful defense. "I had a really fun season," Hacker said. "I regret not making it to the playoffs but the team was a lot of fun and definitely made it worth it."


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Rebroadcasting '60s rock

If the Doves' Last Broadcast was a soundtrack, it would probably score one of those quirky, witty creations so typical to director like Wes Anderson and Spike Jonze. Simultaneously moody and upbeat, the sophomore album from the Doves is an important study in Britpop versatility and imagination. Musically, the Doves are like Coldplay's cooler, older brother _ except the Doves are smoother, more mature, and more secure. The album's opening, "Intro," is an opulent, instrumental overture that begins to acclimatize the listener to the band's signature sound. The track leads directly into "Words", an upbeat, melodious tune enhanced with whimsical bell-like sounds. This song is a joyful tribute to playful '60s rock, in true British pop style. "There Goes the Fear", is another sweet tune and is musically similar to "Words." Underscoring this pretty tune are dark, lyrical phrases. For example, lead singer Jimi Goodwin croons, "You turn around and life's passed you by..." The song concludes with an exotic, tribal-percussion mix of beats and sounds. "M62 Song" starts with an eerie, ominous intro and progresses into a dark, folksy ballad. The surreal spirit of the lyrics and sounds in this song help construct a hauntingly deoxygenated atmosphere that is at once unusual and appealing. "Where We're Calling From" is a sparkling, bizarre instrumental that serves as the album's unofficial intermission. "NY" is a rocking, psychedelic song about the Big Apple. The cosmic melodies and playful lyrics bring to mind traditional '60s icons like the Beatles. In contrast, "Satellites" commences with a catchy percussion intro and evolves into a lush, gospel-like hymn. Song number eight is "Friday;" it begins with mysteriously subtle sounds and continues in this fashion. Entirely devoid of percussion accompaniment, "Friday" is easily one of the album's most unique songs. Innovative musical arrangements, which include instruments like clarinets, help create the song's melancholic mood. "Pounding" is a traditional "carpe diem" rock anthem with catchy lyrics. In the song, Goodwin merrily warns us to "seize the time cause it's now or never baby." The subsequent song is the title track "Last Broadcast," an effervescent, deceptively simple song with shimmering melodies. Then follows "The Sulphur Man," a playfully charming and joyous tune with earnest lyrics: "I wish you could find what matters," Goodwin sings sincerely. Last Broadcast concludes with "Caught by the River,"a radio-friendly pop song that will most likely be one of the album's singles. The Doves are a trio from Manchester, England composed of singer Goodwin and twin brothers Jez (guitar) and Andy Williams (drums). The band members have previously joined forces in the dance group Sub Sub and are best-known for their club hit "Ain't No Love (Ain't No Use)." Lost Souls, released in 2000, was the Doves' first full-length album. Last Broadcast is the follow-up release by the band and was released spring of this year. Last Broadcast has many superior qualities that merge together to generate a great album. It is one of several stellar, critically-acclaimed follow-up albums released in 2002. Other such successes include Dishwalla's Opaline and Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. It is also the one of the latest releases to emerge from the Britpop family of post-Radiohead musicians. Fellow peers include Travis and Coldplay, to name a few. However, the Doves distinguish themselves from the pack by infusing their sophomore album with versatile sounds and melodies. The songs range from upbeat, pop concoctions to somber, thoughtful meditations. Lead singer Jimi Goodwin has a smooth, pleasant voice well-suited to the task at hand. Although his vocal range is not as impressive as those of his musical counterparts, Goodwin's voice is fitting to the album's sound. The end result is a fuzzy, beautiful album filled with a plethora of excellent tunes. If you're looking to expand your musical palette, give the Doves' Last Broadcast a spin. It's a fresh-sounding, excellent album skillfully produced by this British trio. The Doves combine beautiful melodies with insightful, original lyrics to create an album that is easily one of the year's finest. Don't miss out on this lavish musical adventure.