Don't waste your meals
August 31As a sophomore, I was forced to purchase a meal plan that far exceeds my needs. At the beginning of this year, I had 160 meals to be used over the course of the first semester. Now I stand with 85 meals remaining and only two weeks in which to use them. But here's the kicker: Meals do not roll over between semesters. This spring, my dining account will not reflect the 85 meals that remained at the end of the first semester. I did a little math. A meal in one of our delicious dining halls costs about $7. Eighty-five meals are worth close to $600. I am wasting $600 because I am not using all of the meals that I was forced to buy. I kept on thinking, and I did a little research. It turns out that I can use an unlimited amount of meals over the course of a day. Theoretically, I could walk back and forth between Dewick and Carmichael and just eat meals all day. I could invite ten friends out to lunch, and feed them from my 85 meals. I could invite 30 friends to dinner, and feed them from my seemingly bottomless pool of meals. I had discovered the way to use my meals. But, I hit a snag. I don't even have five friends that I could invite to dinner. I sat for days and nights thinking and pining over whom I could invite to dinner. I asked myself: Who is extremely hungry? Who could take the most advantage of the "all-you-can-eat" nature of my meals? Who could really use a free, hot meal? My relatives appreciate free meals, and they can eat a lot, but I don't think that they would drive from Philadelphia to Boston for free steak tips and rice. Late one night, I saw a commercial on TV that said someone could feed 36 hungry Cambodians for 18 cents a day. Then it hit me: Homeless people. I should invite 50 homeless people to dinner at Dewick. They would love a free, hot meal. They would definitely eat $7 worth of food. Since I can use the meals that I paid for to feed anyone that I want, I have decided to try to find and feed 50 homeless people. At this point, I had a truly brilliant idea. I am not the only one on campus with a surplus of meals remaining at the end of the semester. What if there are others, just like me, who would desperately like to use up their meals, but do not know who to invite to dinner? They should invite homeless people too! If I can find ten other people on campus who have 50 meals left, together we could invite 500 homeless people to dinner! We could have more homeless people on campus than we do when all of the alumni come back for homecoming! If I can find enough people with meals to spare, it is possible that we could pack thousands of homeless people into Dewick and Carmichael. I can see them now, happily awaiting stir-fry, ladling themselves a bowl of nutritious soup, and carefully making their own waffles. There are no rules against inviting people to dinner. Are the homeless not people too? If I don't use my 85 meals, then I have wasted close to $600. To waste in such a way, when hunger exists in the world all around us, is an atrocity. I dare say that Dining Services would jump at the opportunity to feed thousands of hungry, homeless people. I am certain that the fine people of Dining Services would not want me, or hundreds of other Tufts students, to waste any of the meals that we have paid for. As the holidays approach, I beseech the Tufts community to reach out to those less fortunate. We have all been blessed. Let us share our blessings. I look to the leaders of the Tufts community, and to the members of LCS to find a way to transport the hungry, homeless masses to our campus. If the transport of the homeless proves to be a feat to hard to overcome, all students could go to Hodgdon and take out as much non-perishable food as possible. Then, we can donate this food to a homeless shelter. No matter what, the students of Tufts should make an effort to help those less fortunate during the upcoming holiday season.Alex Brownstein is a sophomore who has not yet declared a major.

