Plastic surgery: The cosmetics of water bottles
December 8Scene: Hodgdon Good−to−Go Take−Out. Cast: the ladies and you. Action: peer pressure. We've all been there, a dollar or two under our meal limit, and have had every item in Hodgdon slowly listed to us, sometimes two or three times, until we reach the difficult decision of what else to get. You feel you can't refuse more food from the Hodgdon ladies. You have to choose something. And so you snatch up Poland Spring bottles like they're going out of style because hey, it's water, the spice of life! You use those dollars to your full advantage, and you walk home smiling a little smile for being just that extra bit more penny−wise today. Here's looking at you, kid.

