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Add online access and drop paper forms

Dowling Hall was in a state of commotion last Tuesday as students rushed to turn in their class drop and pass/fail forms before 5 p.m. Sophomores and upperclassmen packed in, impatiently waiting to submit forms before hurrying elsewhere. "It was absolutely ridiculous," sophomore Asha Alex said. "The system is too inefficient now with everyone swarming into Dowling at five in the afternoon on the day of the deadline." Oct. 4 was the last day for sophomores, juniors, and seniors to drop classes - and all of the changes were made on paper. The University recently made preliminary plans for a Degree Audit Reporting System (DARS) for undergraduate students. The system would allow students to add and drop courses online. With the computer system, students would be able to track their progress on major requirements. As with the current system, Student Information Services (SIS) Online, DARS would keep track of students' credits and grades. Sophomore Michael Eddy is leading the project within the Tufts Community Union Senate. "[DARS] is going to make it much easier for students to see how close they are to fulfilling their requirements for their major, as well as fulfilling their distribution and foundation requirements," Eddy said. The Senate is working alongside the administration and technical staff to install DARS. "We're hoping that in the next year or so [the system] will be implemented," Dean for Undergraduate Education James Glaser said. "There are a lot of details that need to be worked out." Glaser and Eddy said they have met no opposition to the plan. "It's excellent for faculty and students alike," Glaser said. "It's just a lot of work." Sophomore Mara Sacks wants the new computer system. "I think having an add drop form online would reduce the frenzy that results from schedule changes," she said. "We can easily sign up for classes online, so we should be able to add/drop them that way as well." Many other schools already use DARS, including The University of Washington, Miami University in Ohio, Iowa State University, and Northeastern University. "It's easier and it's a whole lot more efficient," Northeastern graduate student Sayem Khan said. "We don't actually have to get signatures from our professors before the classes start and if you change your mind about courses over the summer you can drop them without contacting the professor." Other schools are considering switching to DARS. Wellesley College is not currently on DARS but wants to be in the future. "We do have [a program] that produces reports ... that we send to seniors," Wellesley Registrar Ann Hamilton said. In terms of an actual online degree audit system, Hamilton said, "We aren't there yet."



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Dave Pomerantz | Pom in Prague

"So an American, an Irishmen and a German all walk into a bar..." Listen to enough jokes that start this way and you might start to believe the stereotypes: Poles are stupid, Germans are efficient, Irishmen drink too much, Americans are arrogant, etc. Of course, it's all nonsense, right? I mean, how can you ever realistically label an entire nation of millions as this or that? These are just antiquated stereotypes of bygone generations, silly little nothings that Grandpa says at the dinner table, like, "Oh, Mr. Schmidt down the street, now that guy's a model of German discipline. Mows his lawn every Sunday at two, like clockwork." Everyone nods politely, but deep down we know that Germans are no more disciplined or efficient than the rest of us. Silliness, I would have said a few short weeks ago. That was then. After two months abroad, I think I might have become a spirited believer in bigotry. I'm kidding. I swear I'm not a bigot. But traveling in Europe has made me realize each culture is very unique. For example: the figurative grandpa I just mentioned couldn't be more right. The whole "German efficiency" myth is anything but. The first hint I had on German discipline occurred within five minutes of getting off my train in Munich. It was late, and I was getting ready to cross a smaller side street to arrive at my hostel. Four or five people were standing at the crosswalk. The sign was flashing red, signaling not to cross, but the street was totally empty. We're talking about a side street barely wide enough to fit a car. I looked both ways, and you couldn't see a car coming in the whole of Munich. Dust devils were practically blowing down the street. Naturally, I crossed the street and expected the crowd of Germans waiting to do the same. Not only did they not cross, they also looked at me like I was growing six heads out of my ass. I was intrigued, so I stood at the other end of the crosswalk waiting. They refused to walk until the light turned green, and kept looking at me like I was insane. Later, I did some snooping. "Is jaywalking a big crime in Germany?" I asked some people at my hostel. They told me that it wasn't, but people simply didn't do it. Over the next few days I didn't see a single person cross the street outside a crosswalk or without a green light. Since arriving in Prague, I've realized Czechs have quirks of their own. To oversimplify (and probably get myself in trouble), Czechs are grumpy. Most tourists describe them as outright rude. That description lacks nuance, but having been here for over a month now, I certainly understand why a tourist might feel this way. In stores and restaurants, the American idea of "the customer is always right" is completely absent. Instead, the attitude is, "You've decided to visit my store? I guess that's OK. Please don't piss me off too badly today." And it's not an issue of Czechs specifically disliking Americans. Czechs generally have much better feelings about Americans than everyone else in Europe, mostly because we're still viewed by many as the great and impervious vanquishers of Communism. The best explanation I can find - and the one offered by the most introspective Czechs - is a historical one. Decades of suppressive, harsh, incredibly cruel Communist rule in the Czech Republic had dire political and economic effects, but they also seem to have had the psychological effect of turning the country into a nation of sour skittles. For 40 years, Czechs dealt with a Communist regime where talking too much about the wrong thing could result in a lost job or jail time. The skepticism engendered by that climate takes generations of change to fade away, and a thick pall is still tangible in this country. None of this can be proven. After all, New Yorkers are supposed to be rude as well, and that city has never suffered from a totalitarian dictatorship (George Steinbrenner not withstanding). And let me reiterate: rude is probably the wrong word. Reserved is better. Once you get to know Czechs, they're as friendly as everyone else. Plus, as the country continues to move further towards an open society, any perceived sense of Czech coldness should fade away as well. In one respect, this would be a shame for me. I would lose my last excuse as to why Czech women (who are mind-bogglingly gorgeous) shoo me away every time I try to talk to them. Clearly, any current failures with the opposite sex are simply a result of a mass psycho-social complex caused by Communist rule. Just as I always suspected.Dave Pomerantz is a junior majoring in history. He can be reached via e-mail at david.pomerantz@tufts.edu.


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Inside the NL | Cardinals and Astros to fight for NL pennant

For the second year in a row, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Houston Astros are set to play each other in the National League Championship Series. The winner will meet the American League champion, either the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim or the Chicago White Sox, in the World Series. The 2004 NLCS was a seven-game series won in dramatic fashion by St. Louis, who went on to be swept by the Boston Red Sox in the World Series. The defeats of last season are fresh on the minds of both the Cardinals and the Astros and have both teams looking for redemption. The defending NL champion Cards appear to be the favorites again in 2005. They were the only 100-win team in baseball in the regular season, and are fresh off of a three-game sweep in their divisional series with the San Diego Padres. St. Louis hasn't lost a game since Sept. 28. That loss, ironically, was to the Astros, who have been on a tear of their own lately. Houston just completed a four-game divisional series win over the Atlanta Braves, which ended in a thrilling 18-inning nail-biter won 7-6 on a home run by unlikely hero Chris Burke. The Astros were led by a handful of heavy-hitting performances in the divisional series, and their offense has the momentum to challenge St. Louis' arms. Leadoff man Craig Biggio scored a postseason-leading six runs against Atlanta. Slugger Morgan Ensberg drove in seven runs, and Lance Berkman chipped in five RBI, including a key grand slam late in Game 4. But if anyone in the NL has the pitching staff to silence Houston's offense, it's the Cardinals. Ace starter Chris Carpenter shut down the Padres in Game 1 of the first round, and Mark Mulder and Matt Morris did the same in the next two games. Those three pitchers, along with perhaps baseball's deepest bullpen, will attempt to keep the Astros out of the World Series. The Astros' pitching staff will run neck-and-neck with the Cardinals, as Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, and Roy Oswalt make a fearful trio of Houston starters. Pettitte and Oswalt were both victorious in their only starts against the Braves. Clemens, while he took the Astros' only loss, redeemed himself in Game 4, taking over in the 16th to pitch three scoreless innings and earn the win. The Astros' staff will have its hands full with the Cardinal lineup, as MVP candidate Albert Pujols comes off of a 5-for-9 clip in the San Diego series. Reggie Sanders drove in ten runs, including six in the opening game, while Jim Edmonds and David Eckstein both contributed home runs of their own. In last year's series, the home team won all seven games. The Cardinals opened with two wins at Busch Stadium, Houston answered with three straight at their own Minute Maid Park, and the Cardinals responded by putting the series away with two home wins, led by huge clutch performances from Pujols and Edmonds. Both teams have been weakened since last year's series. The Astros lost star outfielder Carlos Beltran to free agency, as he was signed in the offseason by the New York Mets. Meanwhile, the Cards are missing third baseman Scott Rolen, who is sitting out the postseason with a rotator cuff injury. These problems aside, both teams are back in the NLCS, and both are looking for a World Series berth. The Cardinals have lost their last three World Series, and remain winless in the Fall Classic since 1982. The Astros, despite their eight previous playoff appearances, have never played in the World Series, and will try to make their ninth playoff year the lucky one. Game 1 is set for tonight at 8:05, as St. Louis hosts the matchup between Carpenter and Pettitte. Oswalt and Mulder will square off in Game 2, before the series travels to Houston for Game 3 on Saturday afternoon.


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Keith Barry | Blight on the Hill

I've only written two columns so far, and already I've received some fan mail! I'd love to share a sample with you, but I'd have to censor it in order to make it appropriate for the paper. I'll put substitutions for all inappropriate language in brackets, and you can get the general drift of what my readers think of me. "Dear [feminine hygiene product]: You can go [fly a kite]. How dare you insult my school! You must have a really small [sense of self-esteem]. If you don't like this school, why don't you just leave and shove a [Q-tip] in your [ear]? Sincerely, Jean-Pierre." Jean-Pierre, just to let you know that I'm not a total curmudgeon, I've devoted this week's column to Boston Avenue, the home of many things that I actually like, and the hope for a better Tufts. My freshman year, I was in a Hill Hall forced triple, with windows that faced the Medford hillside. For all I could see, I wasn't even at Tufts. I felt tremendously disconnected from the college experience. I also felt my roommate's chair digging into my spine whenever I tried to sit down, because a forced triple has less free space than Star Jones' wedding dress. The benefit of this living situation was my introduction to Boston Avenue. Unlike the hipster trendiness of Davis, Boston Avenue has a neighborhood feel. It's also a great place to grab an affordable lunch. For pizza and calzones, you just can't beat Nick's. The crust is crispy and slightly sweet, and the toppings are fresh. There also tends to be a smattering of exotic cars in the parking lot. For a totally different vibe, there's the Danish Pastry House just up the road. For $2.50 you can get a cup of soup and a fresh baked roll at lunch. Another dollar will get you a pastry as good as your mother would make if she were a world-renowned Danish pastry chef. Why would you ever overpay for the processed rations in the campus center? The businesses along Boston Avenue might be getting a bit of a boost soon, and not just because I mentioned them in print. Aside from my editors, my mom, and Jean-Pierre, I've been told I have a total readership of about three - and I doubt any of them would go to a restaurant just because I told them to. The real reason for the Renaissance of Boston Avenue is Tufts' potential for expansion and possible development along the train tracks. Though it was a tragedy the Archdiocese of Boston had to pay for its misdeeds by selling off a neighborhood church, and though I'll always miss the minestrone at Jay's, the University did a smart thing by acquiring both properties. Tufts is tentatively planning to build an integrated lab complex on Boston Avenue. The University also owns a fully-rented warehouse and industrial space past the Psychology Building. Most importantly, within ten years there may be an MBTA Green Line stop at the corner of Boston and College Avenues. Imagine, coming back for your 25th reunion. The Psychology Building finally has a name, Jay's is a community relations office, the Sacred Heart Church is a lecture hall, and the rectory contains housing. Warehouses along Boston Ave. have been converted into loft-style dormitories and affordable housing for professors, and the research lab bustles with activity. There's a T station - Tufts Station - behind Brown and Brew, and the Cousens lot is now an MBTA commuter parking garage with one level reserved for student parking. You can get to the T in the morning without having to hide your coffee from that grumpy lady who drives the Joey! Jeez, this is sounding like the sort of school I wouldn't mind sending my own kids to! The Green Line stop will bring economic vitality to Boston Avenue, as well as a little more name and place recognition to Tufts. I'm almost as sick of people asking me where Tufts is as I am of hearing the joke about how "tough" my school must be. Once and for all for both questions: It's on the Medford-Somerville line, and it's pretty easy. The expansion of the campus toward Medford may also ease neighborhood tensions currently brewing in Somerville. Right now, because of the on-campus housing crunch, students are renting in residential neighborhoods. The part of Boston Ave. closest to the school is bordered by light industry, a Catholic elementary school and train tracks. Student parties would only disturb graveyard shift factory workers, bingo players and Amtrak conductors. Better still, administrative and academic functions could continue their move to buildings in the periphery of the campus, while residential operations would concentrate in the center of campus. Close-together dorms would both bring about a much-needed sense of community at Tufts, and allow our neighbors to get some sleep on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday night. I'm really heartened by the direction the University could take. It seems that administration and Master Planners also seem to agree that Boston Avenue is ripe for building. Tufts' future along Boston Ave. is looking sweeter than a homemade pop-tart at the Danish Pastry House.


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Get behind me, hippies!

Forget what your high school health teacher told you - the most infectious disease on college campuses is more rampant than you could have ever imagined. It infests the basements of frats; the guy in the room next to you has got it, so has that cute girl down the hall, and the whole anthropology department is pretty much a lost cause. This gruesome epidemic is known only as hipster jam-band fandom. It starts out with only a few Dave Matthews discs, and before you know it, you wake up one morning after a night of listening to Phish bootlegs and wonder where your life has gone. After My Morning Jacket's last release of new material, 2003's "It Still Moves," the Kentucky-based band walked the fine line between respectable and jam band. Though their appearance at the Bonnaroo Festival didn't help their cause, MMJ were able to distance themselves from the unwashed hippie masses through a distinct style of Southern rock liberally laced with reverb, and through their ability to make an extended solo actually rock out, in contrast to the 35 minute snooze-fest that constitutes a jam-band solo. However, with a run-time over 70 minutes and only one track under five minutes long, "It Still Moves" was still too long for its own good. On their latest release, "Z," My Morning Jacket have drastically reduced their LP's running time. At just under 50 minutes, "Z" is a half hour shorter than "It Still Moves," but don't think you're getting cheated out of any music. As an album, "Z" is the most cohesive release in MMJ's history. Where the jamming of "It Still Moves" was only engaging for so long, "Z" is a neo-Southern rock juggernaut. Opening track "Wordless Chorus" showcases My Morning Jacket's new sound right off the bat. As a steady, throbbing bass opens the album, you might doubt whether this is even the same band; it sounds like it's more at home on Mars than the Mississippi. Then lead singer Jim James and the rest of the band find the beat like a gold ring in the sand, and suddenly a song is formed. The song lives up to its title, as each chorus finds James' voice diving into layers of reverb. The Prince-like title of "It Beats 4 U" might make you think you're in for some full-fledged funk, but this song is closer to older My Morning Jacket material. The song is a slow-burner, with ominous keyboards and echoing guitars that recall the famous Six Million Dollar Man sound effect. Though the song builds slowly, it avoids the jam-band trap by not stretching out for too long. If any vestiges of their flirtation with hippiedom remain, they are quickly vanquished with the one-two punch of "What a Wonderful Man" and "Off the Record." "What a Wonderful Man," an up-beat tune, is reminiscent of the Phil Spector-produced girl groups of the early Sixties. "Off the Record" skews more towards the Elton John spectrum of classic rock. Opening with a riff on the Hawaii 5-0 theme, James launches into a song from another era, complete with penny arcades and juke boxes. The song makes a dramatic shift half way through, fading out in an ethereal, moody coda. The album ends not with a bang, but with a whimper - and that's a good thing. Not every band can write their own "A Day in the Life" to close out an album, and when they try, they usually fall on their face. The second to last track, "Knot Come Loose," is a country-rock song in the tradition of Gram Parsons and The Byrds, complete with mournful slide guitar. The closer, "Dondante," seems to barely exist. Held together by the heart-beat-like drums, James floats along the reverb with the rest of the band barely audible. Just when we think the beat's going to stop, the band makes its last stand, launching into one final barn-burner before fading out into the ether. With "Z," MMJ has crafted their first record that has the unified feel of an album meant to be listened to straight through. By cutting down on the jamming and exploring different genres, MMJ have opened a whole new range of directions they can take their music. This is not an endpoint, as the title may suggest, but a whole new beginning. Maybe they should have taken a cue from The White Stripes' last album and titled it something a little more appropriate - "Get Behind Me Hippies."



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Gender gap may be closed, but challenges remain for female MDs

Women have made great strides in America's medical schools. From comprising just 7.7 percent of graduation class in 1964, women made up 45.1 percent of the class of 2003, according to a study by the journal Academic Medicine. When it comes to applying to medical schools, the male-female gap hasn't just been narrowed: it's been closed. The Chronicle of Higher Education reported in both 2003 and 2004 female medical school applicants slightly surpassed male applicants. Females made up 50.4 percent of the application pool. Carol Baffi-Dugan, Tufts' Program Director for Health Professions Advising, feels these numbers reflect societal changes. "In the 70's and 80's, when women were first starting to become involved in the health professions, the goal was to dedicate one's life to working rather than having a family," she said. "In recent years, however, the rigor and stress associated with practicing medicine has increased mainly due to the innovations in technology as well as the emphasis on liability and legal issues." Marilyn Barry (LA '05), who is attending Tufts Medical School, agreed that women still face challenges in entering the medical field. "It's definitely hard [for women] to be doctors still, to balance work and a family," Barry said. There are female students in her medical school classes with children, and these women are taking the same course load as every other student. "I talked to some of the women with children," Barry said. "One woman is about 35 and has two kids, and has the same number of classes as the rest of us." Barry - who said some men in her class are also juggling med school and a family - has seen a roughly equal gender distribution in her class. "It seems like it's balanced," she said. "We take all our classes together. There is an equal distribution of women and men." Barry has noticed female medical students are interested in specific medical specialties. "A lot of women gravitate towards pediatrics," Barry said. Undergraduates have made similar observations. "I worked at Mass General [Hospital] last year, and I was in the ER. It was mostly male, except in the pediatrics department," senior and pre-med student Sarah Wong said. But there are many women - and men - who don't fit the traditional medical stereotypes. "I also know a lot of women who want to go into surgery - and guys who go into pediatrics," Barry said. Wong believes more women are now thinking about different types of medicine. "I'm a complete opposite [of the stereotype]," she said. "I'm interested in surgery and neuropsychology." Another stereotype holds female doctors are more concerned about balancing their career with their family life than male doctors. From a personal standpoint, pre-med senior Aarthi Ram finds this stereotype to be rooted in truth. "I would choose a specialization where I'm not on call all the time," she said. "Family is very important to me, and as a mother I would like to be able to spend a good amount of time with my children. I feel that this may be one reason certain women tend to be attracted to pediatrics and radiology." According to the Academic Medicine article, the popularity of medical specialties that allow greater flexibility for personal time is rising. The article also noted an increase in part-time opportunities, leave-of-absence options at medical school and residency training, and flexibility when it comes to physicians' hours. Though women in medicine are not completely responsible for these changes in opportunities, "they have definitely pushed the issue," Baffi-Dugan said.


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Inside the NFL | Don't be quick to bet either way on the Eagles

As the 2005 NFL season approached, Terrell Owens blasted his quarterback Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie, and the entire city of Philadelphia. His beef? TO thought he deserved more money, despite signing a seven-year $52 million contract a year earlier. After all these verbal jabs, TO reported to training camp, but refused to sign autographs. Eagles coach Andy Reid had to ask Owens to join the team during training camp instead of practicing on his own. TO refused and Reid asked him to leave the camp. Welcome to Eaglesville 2005! This turmoil might have spelled disaster for other teams. But no other team has Andy Reid as its head coach. Reid is probably the calmest and most collected coach in the NFL and players love playing for him. Reid told Inside the NFL at the owners meeting in Hawaii last March he had quickly moved on from the Eagles' Super Bowl loss. "I took a vacation and put the Super Bowl out of mind," he said. "I didn't think what could have happened. The media probably worried about the loss more than I did." To the dismay of ESPN cameras ready to televise every iteration of the TO soap opera, the all-out verbal war has not continued to develop in the regular season. Reid has successfully played the role of diplomat between his two superstars. The media this year has overlooked the substance of the Eagles in favor of the constant drama. It is important to give Philadelphia its due. The Eagles accomplished one of the most amazing comebacks in recent memory when they scored 31 unanswered points to beat the Kansas City Chiefs last week. One Eagles fan, Assaf Holtaman, had some harsh words for the media. "I hate people like you," he said. "Where were you last week when the Eagles came back from a 17-0 deficit and David Ackers kicked the game winning field goal on one leg." The Eagles' three wins, however, came against teams with a combined 4-8 record. Philadelphia lost a close contest to the Atlanta Falcons in their season opener and was blown out last week by the Dallas Cowboys, 33-10. The Eagle defense has struggled mightily, surrendering 64 points in its last two games. Defensive coordinator Jim Johnson, notorious for heavy blitzing, often leaves cornerbacks with single coverage. The Eagles this season have played some of the most talented offenses in football including Kansas City, Atlanta, and the Oakland Raiders. Translation: Sheldon Brown, Lito Sheppard, and Brian Dawkins have been forced to cover talented receivers in man coverage. When the Eagles are playing zone, their defensive line has not been able to pressure the quarterback, giving receivers a long window to shake coverage. The other major issue for the Eagles is Brian Westbrook's lack of rushing production. There are many explanations as to why the talented multi-purpose back has been reduced to such a minor role. Westbrook is in the middle of a contract dispute. The strain of two disgruntled players on offensive may be holding the Eagles back offensively. It could be that the Eagles are reeling from offseason free-agent choices. They decided not to re-sign main run stopper Corey Simon, leaving him free to sign with the Indianapolis Colts and lead that team's resurgent defense to a surprising No. 1 ranking in the NFL. The Eagles also let Derrick Burgess, arguably their best pass rusher, sign with Oakland. Burgess was not a big-money player, just somebody that was always around the ball. He developed into an excellent run-stopper as well, and functioned as the Eagles version of New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi. The Eagles lost Darwin Walker, Paul Grasmanis, and Jerome McDougle to injuries. Each played a critical role in Jim Johnson's defensive scheme - where linebackers are constantly blitzing and moving around. The Eagles have been forced to rely on defensive tackle Jevon Kearse, who has not lived up to his big-money contract. The Patriots' Matt Light shut down Kearse in the Super Bowl, and the Kearse's performance has continued to be disappointing. The Eagles have their bye week to fix these problems. They will then host the San Diego Chargers and then play the Denver Broncos on the road. Each game should provide a strong benchmark for Philadelphia's prospects this season. The future of this Philadelphia team is a complete question mark. Free agent losses, injuries and on-going soap operas pose challenges for a hungry Philadelphia squad. Three months from now, the Eagles could be the No.1 seed in the NFC or a complete mess. With a club that bears considerable resemblance to the Energizer bunny, Inside the NFL is betting on the former.


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Julie Schindall | Making the Connections

Today on my walk to work, with the suddenly nippy fall air biting at my bare neck, I was reminded of fall at Tufts and our special style de vie. I remembered golden leaves on the academic quad and North Face fleeces. I remembered apples and five o'clock bells from Goddard. I also remembered my constant embarrassment when, filled with the joy of the season, I would shout across the lawn to a passing friend only to be greeted by silence. Foiled again by... the iPod. The iPod, that funny little rock of plastic and whirring metal, has crept into American lives like the Little Engine That Could: cute yet stubborn, seemingly optional yet entirely necessary. What would we do without our iPods? Without the protection of those diminutive little earbuds we might actually have to greet passersby in the street, look people in the eye, or do something without the constant stimulus of the technology that controls our lives and, dare I say, our thoughts. We've thrown ourselves headlong into our technology, allowing it to define our national identity and our personal status in society. We like to think this stock in technology indicates our evolution as a society, our ability to handle a thousand things at once and still have 2.5 children, a dog and a picket fence. We also tend to think the rest of the world should follow suit, because "the American Way is the best way" (quoting here from an American student in my study abroad program). But is it? Today, as the world becomes increasingly polarized and American allies have started calling foul on U.S. hegemony, our former playmates seem to be pulling off in their own direction. The French are burning McDo's and the European Union doesn't want to buy U.S. steaks. But while Europe can get on without our beef, can they survive without our technology? Can Europe really reject our obsession with television, our attachment to our iPods? Admittedly, Europe has already caved in to the guilty pleasures of "Urgences" (aka the deliciousness that is Noah Wyle on "E.R.") Last Saturday morning as I sat drinking tea in a rural Swiss kitchen, my native friend looked out the window and wondered aloud where all the people were. His 76 year-old grandmother replied they were all watching TV. But on trains and boulevards, the iPod, unlike the cell phone, is still a newfangled and very expensive way to show the world that you are not European. Here in Switzerland, the youth get a kick out of their prehistoric Sony Discmans, and some are so cutting edge they listen to their miniscule MP3 libraries stored on cellphones. But walking down the street plugged into an iPod, or any device with headphones, is still a rare sight. When I plug into 20GB of listening pleasure, I wonder if the stares I sometimes get are springing from jealousy or distaste. While my older host mother tells me that one should always say bonjour to people on the street, my young Swiss friends say that nobody does that anymore. Last weekend at a cafe in central Switzerland, I broke from my animated conversation to check out a table of three Swiss teens each in his own world, sitting in each other's company but eyes glassy as they played tetris on their cellphones. It seems that times are a'changin' here in Europe, albeit slowly. Their governments may continue to proclaim "old European values" and reject American consumerism, but words exchanged on the street seem fewer and far between and billboards of the infamous dancing silhouettes are popping up in train stations and downtowns. With the iPod comes another hurdle for the continuation of the European way of life. I've given in; I know I'm American and I'm not going to try to avoid the trappings of my citizenship. But for Europeans, which path should they take? Should they struggle to stay uniquely "European", clinging to their exorbitantly priced cafe and three kisses on the cheek? Or should they roll down the path of least resistance, accepting the iPod and reformulating their culture yet again to meet the demands of a global world? The innocent question that Apple asks in its marketing campaign, "Which iPod are you?," is precisely the question that Europe now faces. Like Apple likes to proclaim, the iPod is no music-playing device; it's a cultural revolution. Europe, prepare yourself.


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Related' is sappy family fun, and not much else

The commercials for the WB's new series "Related" sound promising. They mention the producers of "Friends" and "Sex and the City" and show hot siblings running around New York City. Unfortunately, the show fails to deliver the comedy of "Friends" or the scandal of "Sex and the City," leaving an endearing but predictable family dramedy that will elicit complete indifference from viewers. In the first episode Ginnie Sorelli ("Spin City"'s Jennifer Esposito), the eldest sister, intends to keep her pregnancy a secret from husband Bob until her all-knowing, overweight secretary (aren't they all?) encourages her to spill the beans. Ann (Kiele Sanchez), a therapist and the second eldest, has a secret of her own: her long term relationship with boyfriend Danny is ending. Marjee (Lizzy Caplan) is the third Sorelli sister, a scattered publicist who is evicted from her apartment and forced to move back into her father's house. Finally there is Rose (Laura Breckenridge), a sophomore at NYU who changes majors from pre-med to experimental theater and is apprehensive about sharing the news with her family. Their father's engagement party is held at Ann's ex-boyfriend's restaurant, also the site of an event middle sister Marjee is organizing. Predictably at this party all four of the girls' secrets are revealed, causing recently dumped Ann to run to the bathroom in tears. Her sisters follow and a heartwarming (read: sappy) moment ensues where everyone accepts each other for who she truly is, blue hair and all. A group hug follows. For comic relief, an overwhelmed Bob runs in, citing a dearth of alcohol and abundance of family members. All the girls dry their tears, chuckle at the poor, foolish man, and rejoin the party. Although these seem like standard familial relationships, the show's writers were apparently daunted by their complexity. Each sister sees Rose as the baby who is incapable of making her own decisions. Although a natural way for older sisters to view their youngest sibling, these girls feel the need to tell her constantly. It seems as if the writers wanted viewers to identify Rose as eager to please and indecisive, so they had her other sisters hammer the point over and over during the show. This aspect of the show seems contrived - a convenient way of getting around developing Rose's character and allowing viewers to form their own opinions. Rose becomes a caricature of an innocent girl so desperate to rebel she'll get a tongue ring and dye her hair blue (things she does during the course of the show) just to make waves among her siblings. In another attempt by the writers to elucidate for viewers relationships between the sisters, they added a scene involving a "phone chain" which also comes off as rather contrived. Each sister calls another saying "phone chain!" and gives a task for their father's upcoming engagement party. Rose is disgruntled because, naturally, she doesn't like being at the end of the phone chain. Of course, her sisters say something to the effect of, "Oh, silly Rose, clearly you're at the end of the phone chain because you're the youngest and you can't make decisions for yourself and you'd never have the guts to switch majors... and oh yeah this is a phone chain!" The scenes featuring eldest sister Ginnie are more enjoyable. Esposito has a natural charm and is instantly likeable. Her character could have easily slipped into dry and dull territory, but Esposito's comedic timing and quirky facial expressions enliven Ginnie. "Related" is good for a little heartwarming, family fun. But though it takes place in Manhattan, it seems a comedic bridge and tunnel away from "Friends" and "Sex and the City."


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Football | Turnovers sink Jumbos in loss to Bowdoin

It was not the type of game expected from two 2-0 teams. Saturday's much-anticipated matchup between Tufts and Bowdoin featured four turnovers and nine penalties by Tufts, and 356 yards and a safety allowed by Bowdoin en route to the Polar Bears' sloppy 10-8 victory over the Jumbos. In the weekend's only NESCAC game featuring two unbeaten teams, neither team played the part in a rainy game plagued by miscues. With the win, Bowdoin upped its record to 3-0 for the first time since 1964, while the Jumbos dropped to 2-1. "We didn't execute as we wanted to," senior quarterback Casey D'Annolfo, who finished the day 15 for 26, with 133 yards and two interceptions, said. "They didn't do anything that surprised us, but we couldn't execute in the red zone. It's the same thing they did to us last year, too. We didn't get it done." D'Annolfo's performance was strikingly different from his effort last week at Bates, when he threw for 255 yards, four touchdowns, and no interceptions in the Jumbos' 34-7 victory and was named NESCAC Offensive Player of the Week. This week the offense was hardly as sharp. Despite racking up an impressive 356 offensive yards, Tufts fumbled three times, losing two of them. Coupled with two interceptions, the Jumbos' four turnovers made the difference; Bowdoin, who managed only 148 offensive yards, had no turnovers. Junior receiver Brian Von Ancken coughed up the ball twice, following his record-breaking performance last when he caught three touchdown passes. "When you have four turnovers and they don't have any, you're probably not going to win too many of those games," D'Annolfo said. Forcing turnovers is one of Bowdoin's specialties this season. Last week at Amherst, the Bowdoin defense forced six fumbles, recovered four of them, and picked off three Amherst passes. The Polar Bear defense now has a plus-ten turnover margin, second best in the NESCAC, and has taken the ball away 14 times total in just three games, tied for best in the league with Trinity and Colby. "They get a lot of turnovers, and they're opportunistic," Von Ancken, who slightly offset his two fumbles with seven receptions for 68 yards, said. "They allowed us to gain yards, but took the ball away when they needed to. But I will also credit some of the turnovers to the weather." The rain undoubtedly played a role in the game. What began as a light mist before the game turned into steady, wind-swept sheets of water by halftime that continued through the end of the game. The field was noticeably muddied between the hash marks, players often slipped and fell in the open-field, and neither team opted to attempt many long-yardage passes. "The field had an effect; it got sloppy," D'Annolfo said. "Some of our running backs had trouble cutting. But [the loss] was more us not executing as we wanted." With the loss, Tufts wasted a superb effort by senior running back Scott Lombardi, who had 177 yards rushing on 34 carries and Tufts' lone touchdown. Lombardi had 107 rushing yards in the third quarter alone, and his 177 yards was his career best as a Jumbo. "The weather let us give the ball to him more, [and] it allowed him to show what he can do," Von Ancken said. "Our offensive linemen controlled the line of scrimmage, and then [Lombardi] would get a great second effort." The loss also squandered another encouraging effort by the Jumbo defense, who kept the game close by allowing Bowdoin only 148 yards, including just 48 total rushing yards. The NESCAC's third-rated defense allowed one touchdown and one field goal for the first double-digit score against Tufts this season.


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Football Sidebar | D remains consistent

While adapting to the loss of key players to graduation and new faces taking on new roles on both sides of the ball, the Jumbos have remained consistent in one category: defense. Coming off of their strongest start since 2003, the Jumbos have improved offensively from last season, but it's been the defense that has anchored the team thus far. This season, the defense has allowed only three touchdowns in as many games, and has given up just 156 yards per game. The team sits at a close second in NESCAC in total defense, passing defense (93.3 yards per game) and running defense (63.0 yards per game). The Jumbos' 27 first downs allowed is a league best. According to players and coaches, the leadership of senior defensive back Patrick Magoon and a cohesive unit of players have been the keys for the strong defensive play. "[Magoon] is the general out there. Without him, we'd be lost," sophomore linebacker Adam Arsenault said. "But you need chemistry out there to perform, and we have a lot of guys out there who know how to work with each other. Our depth has also helped us. Guys know how to play their positions and have been playing together for a while." According to coach Bill Samko, the combination of good coaching and hard-working players especially on the defensive line, has been another key to the Jumbos' success. "There really is no magic formula," Samko said. "We have a bunch of good players that like playing hard and play well as a group. We have great coaches too. Our guys down on the line have been solid and they step it up for us when it counts." Perhaps the most telling statistic of any strong defense is its performance in the red zone. When the pressure has been on for the Jumbos to stop a third or fourth down conversion, they have answered the call, currently ranking third in total red zone defense behind Amherst and Trinity. These key defensive stops have been a product of good communication on the field and a strong defensive line. "We're always talking to each other out there and buckling down to do our jobs when it counts." Arsenault said. "Our D-line has been awesome all season, but it's been a total team effort. When we know we have to make a big stop, we make sure we do our jobs." This weekend, the Jumbos will face a Trinity team that has been an offensive powerhouse in the NESCAC all season. "We're coming off strong from this weekend," Arsenault said. "A lot of people are going to be surprised this week. We're going for a win."


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No studying is required for these tests: Health Services just needs your money

The long-term costs of not getting tested for sexually transmitted infections are high, but the monetary costs of getting tested are too high for some students to afford. Last year, Tufts Health Services performed 646 gonorrhea tests, 713 tests for chlamydia, 313 for HIV, 65 for syphilis and 26 for herpes - but students were required to pay. The University does not provide free sexually transmitted infection testing, Health Service Medical Director Margaret Higham said, because it is too expensive and Tufts' small endowment is holding Health Services back. "A couple of years ago, it was estimated that it would cost $35,000 a year to provide free testing," Higham said. "The costs have probably gone up." Schools like Johns Hopkins University provide free testing for some sexually transmitted infections. Health Services conducts all of the tests except the ones for HIV, which are sent to an outside lab. Gonorrhea and chlamydia tests each cost $42, HIV tests cost $20, herpes cultures cost $81 and herpes blood tests cost $91. "We're already trying our best to price the tests as conservatively as possible," Higham said. "We don't make any profit on the tests, and with the HIV test, we take a loss." Freshman Lelia Chaisson said the prices are not low enough. "It's way too expensive," she said. "College students don't often have access to that kind of money." Despite the price, Chaisson said she is glad Health Services provides testing. "It's really good that Tufts offers testing because it's convenient," she said. "Students are more likely to get tested if it's convenient." Freshman Brian Fallica agreed. "You'd think they could take our tuition and put it towards Health Services," he said. "They should make [testing] free. I wouldn't pay to get the tests, and many other people who should probably wouldn't either." The testing at Health Services is confidential, which means that results are only given to the tested person and can only be sent to another medical provider with the tested person's permission. The results are not given to partners, parents, or the administration. Confidential testing is different from anonymous testing. Under confidential testing, the individual's name is on the lab requisition form, and the results go in the person's medical record. Under anonymous testing, no name is attached to the samples. The insurance company may be billed for the cost of the tests, unless the student opts to pay for the tests in cash. Harvard University offers students the option anonymous or confidential HIV testing. Higham said though most students know the dangers of HIV, fewer pay attention to other sexually transmitted infections, such as Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), also known as genital warts. People with HPV often do not have any symptoms. "Students come in, and after the HIV test comes out negative, they think they're clean," she said. "Well, even though they might not have HIV, they might have HPV, which you can only test for by taking a pap smear." Even with a pap smear, Higham said, HPV is difficult to identify. "It can go undetected," she said. Health Services regularly updates its Web site and distributes pamphlets on sexually transmitted infections and the services the University provides. Fliers are also hung around campus. These efforts have not gone unnoticed, Higham said. Though she did not have exact numbers, she said testing has increased each year. She credited the increase to Health Services publicity, not a rise in unprotected sex.


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Conceptual art meets classical flute at museum

Entering the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum is like being transported to some sort of alternate reality, where it's okay or even normal to have a Titian just hanging around. As visitors enter, an open-air garden greets them with the sensation of a springtime so ideal that it could never have occurred. On all sides are rooms so filled with artistic treasures that it seems surreal to consider that a woman actually lived here among them. Within the brocaded walls, ancient statuary and valuable paintings, is the Special Exhibition Room, the only room that ever changes in Isabella's "ark." Here, Sol Lewitt and Paula Robison have collaborated to create "Variations on a Theme," a one-room installation that could not stand out more in the traditional museum. The room has been painted blindingly white, contrasting with the heavy brocade elsewhere in the museum; rather than having works hanging on the wall, the wall is the work. On it Lewitt has painted multicolored, brilliant and sinuous ribbons of color. Each band carries on around the whole room, sometimes ending when it encounters the floor or ceiling, but visually continuing back into existence on the next wall. The green, red, purple, blue, yellow, orange, black and gray lines create a rhythmic, pulsing atmosphere. How does Paula Robison fit into this? Robison is a classical flutist and Lewitt's friend, whom he asked to work with him on this project. At its opening, she played a classic work for flute in the room. Now, every day at a random time, a quartet plays chamber music for flute. Since the times are random, it is best to check the schedule online beforehand if you want to see the live performance; the Gardner Web site also recommends reserving your spot (which, unfortunately, you must do in person), since only 25 people are allowed in the room at a time. The music and the wall painting are supposed to interact in some way, but the collaboration aspect of the work is easy to miss if you happen to visit at the wrong time of day. Luckily, the installation does not suffer much if it is seen without music, despite its original intent. Lewitt, a leading figure in the conceptual art movement, has proved his worth with this dynamic wall drawing. Viewed from the middle of the room, the bands of color create a movement dynamic enough that it makes the viewer turn around and follow whatever color catches the eye. The intersections of the colors create another fascinating element. Color theory suddenly seems as important as high school art teachers try to make it. The green and the red really do vibrate against each other, and the soft violet and goldenrod yellow pulse. The more time that is spent in the room, the more interesting and engaging the interactions between simple colors become. The sinuous movement of the lines also holds the visitor's attention. The lines do not statically move around the room in parallel. Rather, they creep up and down the wall, creating knots where multiple colors occupy several feet of wall space as well as some expanses of white wall. The visual elements create a rhythm that echoes music so strongly that the theme of musical collaboration can be sensed even sans flute. "Variations on a Theme" is definitely worth seeing, especially if you are interested in either musical or artistic minimalism. In fact, next to the vibrant collaboration between Lewitt and Robison, the rooms full of dark, lovely Renaissance masterpieces become just a bonus.


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Thirteen Tufts student Asian groups meet and discuss future collaborations

Asian student groups at Tufts are looking for one thing: unity. The leaders of 13 groups came together Thursday, Oct. 6, to discuss how to improve communication between groups and organize more co-sponsored programs. Representatives from the groups meet each week through the Pan Asian Council to keep up to date on the clubs' activities and goals, but this was the first time the meeting included presidents. "If we as the Asian American community always focus on culture, than we will always be separate," Asian American Center Director Linell Yugawa said. The 13 groups in attendance were the Asian Community at Tufts, the Chinese Student Association, the Filipino Cultural Society, the Hawaii Club, the Hong Kong Students Association, the Indonesian Club, the Japanese Culture Club, the Korean Students Association, the Singapore Students Association, the Taiwanese Association of Students at Tufts, the Thai Club, the Tufts Association of South Asians and the Vietnamese Student Club. The two things have united the groups in the past, participants said, were food and sports. One event that brought the groups together was the Thai Club's soccer tournament. Participants also proposed dinner discussions, an Asian culture show and a luau. The leaders met in the Carmichael Faculty Dining Hall. The groups already have events planned, including Asian American Month in November and a Pan Asian Council volleyball tournament in March. The groups expect to reach out to non-Asian students and groups on campus, specifically other students of color. "We are trying to bring in non-social events as well to the Tufts community," said junior Jason Lau, the president of the Hong Kong Students Association. Lau said the group plans to host guest speakers from Hong Kong. The group has begun working on a Cantonese language program with the Young Entrepreneurs at Tufts for students interested in business. "I'm very interested in diversity and trying to work with others," Lau said. The 13 groups plan to work together on preventing campus discrimination. "There already have been a couple of bias incidents this year," senior Sarasa Poduval said. Poduval is the Asian Community at Tufts representative to the Tufts Community Union Senate, and she serves on the Culture, Ethnicity, and Community Affairs Committee. "Students have come to me and voiced their concerns about these incidents because it seems as though no one even knows," Poduval said. She said bias incidents should be published more than once per year. Group leaders discussed possible changes to the curriculum. Korean history was offered last year but not this year. Beginning Hindi/Urdu was not offered this fall in the Ex College. Only the language's third level was offered this semester. The participants said the meeting was a success, and would like to make it annual.


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Meredith Pickett | The Eyes of Texas

It's 10:35 on Columbus Day morning, and what a surprise, I'm still pretty tired. Everyone goes into this weekend saying, "Oh, mom, I'm going to catch up on so much sleep, and I'm going to get so much work done, and I'm going to be so productive... you won't even recognize me on Parent's Weekend! I'm going to be the best kid ever after Columbus Day!" Lies. Blatant lies. Go back to bed in shame, students of Tufts. Because I'm willing to bet you are just as tired and behind in work as when you got out of your last class on Friday. Why is this? Why do we do this to ourselves? I can only think of one answer: we are stupid college students. Deny all you want, but it's the truth. I remember how smart I used to be in high school. I'd be like, "Okay, Meredith, you need to go to bed after TGIF is over at 10:00 p.m. because you have a long Girl Scout event on Saturday morning!" And since I had not discovered the wonders of AIM or the Facebook, I would kiss my parents good night, say my prayers, and drift peacefully off to sleep. (Yes, I am a lifetime member of the Girl Scouts. You've read the columns. How else do you think I got into this school?) What happened to cute little high school Meredith? Well, she went to Tufts and became a stupid college student. Sorry, correction: a stupid, tired, college student. I think it's the fact that I have no supervision. My parents never used to tell me to go to bed, but it was implied. When I stayed up late studying, my mom would come in my room and say, "You're still up? I think you should go to bed. No use being tired!" Sleep sounded so tempting that I would pack up my things and go to bed, studying be darned. Even on the weekends, if I wasn't doing anything, I would just go to bed, because I knew that even though my parents wouldn't tell me to go to bed, they would wake me up at 9:00 in the morning to mow the lawn no matter how tired I was. The presence of my parents willed me to sleep without words, and I was oh-so refreshed all the time. Fast-forward two years to this very moment. This weekend, I was up for 21 hours straight. Now most of this was not my choice. I woke up at 6 a.m. on Saturday to go to a sailing regatta in Maine. I know what you're thinking, didn't it rain all weekend? Well yes, in fact, it did, and our regatta got canceled after three races, and we had to change into dry clothes in the car due to Bates' lack of a boathouse. The only thing that salvaged the day was a trip to the L. L .Bean factory store, which, for all of you who have never been there, is as close to heaven as any person is ever going to get. I get warm and fuzzy just thinking of all that fleece! I didn't sleep on the way home due to someone (cough, you owe me, cough) falling asleep on my lap for an hour. I returned to Tufts, tired but cozy in my new fleece, and convinced myself that I was simply too tired to go to my friend's birthday party, which I planned. I dragged my tired self into the shower, and after that, I caught my eighth wind of the day and was totally awake for the party. I ended up completely losing track of time and didn't end up going to sleep until 3:00 in the morning. What was I thinking? I then slept half the day on Sunday, and didn't get any work done. I don't have that much to do, but I was busy watching movies, icing cookies for my friend's birthday, and complaining about how tired I was. I became a complete and utter slob for a day. I ended up only writing a paragraph of my homework. (Actually, I didn't. I'm just saying that because I promised my parents I would get some work done and they read my articles religiously. Sorry, Mom and Dad.) Clearly, all of us at Tufts know how this story is going to end, because it is one repeated week in and week out. I didn't do any work on Sunday, went out Sunday night, stayed up late convincing my friend that she didn't have a concussion, and went to bed dead-to-the-world tired, again. It is now Monday of a long weekend, and I have nothing to show for my past two days except a lot of memories and some Christmas presents, L.L.Bean style. Why am I so dumb? Sleep. If we all love it so much, why don't we get more of it? I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. So go back to bed, tired Jumbos. You can't fight the sleepiness. I've tried in most every class I've ever taken. Just try to finish your work, and promise yourself that you're going to go home next Columbus Day weekend. As for me, I might finish my work now, or I may just jump back in bed because my roommate has decided that, although we've only been up for an hour, it's already nap time. I have to say, I like your style Fowle, I like your style. Good luck in your sleep endeavors Jumbos, you know that you have a sympathizer in me. Good night. (Also, since my title is the "Eyes of Texas" I'm trying to say something about Texas in each of my articles. Since this article didn't have anything... I only have one thing to add: LETS. GO. 'STROS!)


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Ferdinand could've been 'So Much Better'

The question that springs to mind before listening to Franz Ferdinand's new album, "You Could Have It So Much Better," is not whether the album is any good, but rather, will they be able to top the fever pitch they created with their debut album last year? While the album proves the band still possesses the musical prowess that made them famous, the answer is, unfortunately, no. As a group, Franz Ferdinand is far from ordinary. When the band was formed four years ago in Glasgow, the bass guitarist had never played the bass and another band member was simply interested in making music girls could dance to. Eventually signed by independent Domino Records, their self-titled debut album met with heaps of critical acclaim, including a MTV Video Music Award. After a year divided between touring and studio recording, "You Could Have It So Much Better" is their sophomore effort. The band sticks pretty closely to the sound they established on their previous album, with quirky guitar riffs, excitable drum undertones and the signature vocal arrangements of lead singer Alex Kapranos. Nearly every song is upbeat and potentially danceable. Because they delivered pop-rock anthems "This Fire" and "Take Me Out" last time around, listeners will comb the tracks looking for the band's next mega-hit - and they won't find it. While every song sounds great, there is no breakaway track that will instantly lodge itself in the mainstream. "Do You Want To" is the closest thing the album comes, a distinction it earns with a confluence of stirring musical elements. A thumping drum beat lays the groundwork for an '80s style guitar riff. The lyrics are vague enough to prohibit any real understanding of Kapranos, but he manages to maintain his reputation as a peculiar wordsmith, especially with the line, "Here we are at the Transmission party / I love your friends / They're all so arty." The crescendoing refrain "You're lucky lucky / You're so lucky," provides a powerful end to the song. It still sounds a bit too familiar; not different enough from the band's established sound to raise eyebrows. The band doesn't show much musical range on "So Much Better," but it isn't a crippling flaw. They are associated with no-frills pop-rock songs and the tracks here sound more polished than ever. It's no wonder that 11 of the album's 13 tracks feature thumping baselines, undistorted electric guitars and moderately catchy hooks. To their credit, Franz Ferdinand manages to do this without ever exactly repeating themselves. Two consecutive tracks, "This Boy" and "Walk Away," manage to differentiate themselves despite being comprised of many of the same stylistic elements. "This Boy" is more classically Franz Ferdinand, with a sweeping guitar riff (sounding suspiciously similar to the beginning of their debut album's "Jacqueline"). "Walk Away," in contrast, is a mellower ballad, set to a tune not unlike '50s and '60s surf-rock. The band goes on a limb for two tracks, "Eleanor Put Your Boots On" and "Fade Together." Both are refreshing interludes, depending more on whispered refrains and subtle piano stylings than abrasive rock guitars. Both have a surprisingly timeless feel. "Eleanor" is something Paul McCartney could have dug out of his attic and "Fade" could be an alternate version of "Happy Together" by the Turtles. There just isn't enough of this diversity to bring "So Much Better" up from good to great. The biggest flaw of the album is the void of any real surprises. Franz Ferdinand needs to eschew the comfortable niche they carved last year and evolve musically before they lose their chance to reclaim their rapidly fading limelight.


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Putting 'The CSI Effect' under the microscope

For James Jabbour, who has worked in law enforcement for 24 years, investigating sexual assaults, murders and robberies is all in a day's work. And when the police inspector teaches his Ex College class, "Forensic Science: Criminal Investigation and Mock Trial," one of the first things he tells his students is that when it comes to criminal investigation, "a day's work" in reality is markedly different from "a day's work" as portrayed on wildly popular procedural television dramas like "CSI." "I tell them, the very first night of class, 'Don't believe everything you see on TV,'" Jabbour said. It's advice members of the scientific and legal communities wish the public would take to heart. Over recent months, in media outlets ranging from USA Today to New Scientist magazine, professionals in those fields have voiced their discomfort with a phenomenon that's been dubbed "the 'CSI' effect" - widespread and unrealistic expectations regarding the speed with which forensic investigations should take place. "In real life, even if you see somebody shoot somebody with a gun and you know positively it's them, it'll take us a lot longer than an hour to complete the entire sequence that an investigation takes," Jabbour said. "By the time it takes us to track down and interview all the witnesses, process all the evidence, take all the photos of the crime scene we need to take, analyze everything, talk to other experts..." He trailed off. "Whether we've uncovered a shallow grave with somebody's body or bodies, or found a body in a car, or found blood at a scene, it could take weeks." Ex College Professor Ronnee Yashon, who teaches the Ex College's "Genetics, Ethics, and the Law" course, agreed that "one of the misperceptions these shows promote is that everything can happen immediately." "There's a huge DNA backlog in every state - you wait weeks and weeks, and maybe even months, to get results," said Yashon. "The labs are backed up, and there aren't that many labs, even today." Scientifically-inclined students have also picked up on the misperceptions procedural crime dramas tend to promote. "In terms of lab proceedings, I think shows like 'CSI' make complicated assays seem like they take minutes instead of hours," said senior and biology major Aferdita Spahillari, adding that they "may misrepresent the capabilities of current technology and make it seem like results are always conclusive, which isn't realistic." Spahillari's latter observation is an element of "the 'CSI' effect" that's particularly troublesome for prosecutors: "Prosecutors in the United States say jurors schooled in crime investigations through watching TV dramas are making it tough to prove cases because they expect to see sophisticated forensic evidence, even in white-collar trials," Reuters reported in September. Though she acknowledges that "CSI" and similar shows foster some misperceptions about forensic science, Yashon also feels that prime-time procedural crime dramas - 24 of which have aired over the past several years - have had a positive impact on the way the public perceives science. "The first time I watched 'CSI,' I thought, 'This is going to change everything - look how excited they are about the science!'" Yashon said. Her prediction was correct: education curricula across the country have been adjusted to capitalize on students' newfound interest in forensic science. "I work with a lot of high school teachers, and one of the things that has happened completely as a result of 'CSI' - no other show has done it - is that forensic science has replaced a tremendous amount of high school biology," said Yashon, a former high school biology teacher. "If you go to the convention of the National Association of Biology Teachers, people have written lesson plans and labs for teachers to use for every unit in biology, especially cells and DNA, because students are so interested!" It's not just high-school students or science fanatics who find the show fascinating. "I have 'non-science' friends who took [Jabbour's] forensics class because of 'CSI,'" Spahillari said. And Jabbour welcomes those 'non-science' people. "Some people who aren't looking for a career in criminal justice or forensic science think it's a cool class, just to see what we do in real life compared to what they see on TV," he said. For some of those who are "science people," the show has a special allure. "'CSI' has a personal appeal for me," junior chemistry major Stacey Watkins said. "It's exciting to see the characters on the show doing things like PCR [polymerase chain reaction, a type of DNA test] that I'm currently doing in [Tufts'] Walt Laboratory." "A graduate student in my lab works part time for a crime lab, and I'm always interested in the things he does while he's there," Watkins said. That interest didn't develop until Watkins started watching "CSI." "I guess I never considered the crime lab profession until the show came out because all the previous shows about science only dealt with the medical field," she said. "It's great to see entertainment include another great professional option for those interested in the sciences." But due to the scarcity of available positions in forensic science and criminal investigation, working in that arena is not a viable professional option for most individuals. "There's a perception that people can actually get jobs in those field. I don't think you can," Yashon said. "There really aren't jobs there." Jabbour said he agrees with Yashon's assessment. "Students talk to me about wanting to become profilers and crime scene detectives, and I tell them, in most departments, crime scene detectives are actually sworn officers, so they'd have to start at a police academy first and do their time and get a promotion, just like anyone else." Positions as profilers are even harder to come by. "Profilers, if they're not at a local or state police department, they work for the FBI - that's not a position that somebody will just walk into," he said, adding that "there are forensic science degree programs all around the country, but just because they get a forensic science degree doesn't guarantee that they're going to walk into a federal or state agency and start working crime scenes right away." Perhaps it's good, then, that not everyone has fallen under the "CSI" spell. "I personally have no desire to go into forensic science even after seeing the show, despite the fact I've learned most of the techniques they use while working at the lab at Tufts Med [School]," said senior Erin Poth, a biology major who spent her summer researching chromosome segregation. To Poth, what goes on in research labs is more compelling than what goes on in forensic science labs. "Although Hollywood seems to have hyped up the field of forensic science, I think that working in a research lab is a lot more exciting," she said, explaining that unless you're out in the field, what's done in forensic science labs "is very repetitive." "They get some sort of DNA samples from victims and/or suspects and do PCR to look for specific DNA markers and compare," Poth said. "Basically, you do the same thing over and over again, and the only thing that varies is the individual's DNA." "In a research lab, you have to 'roll with the punches' more," Poth said. "You're in charge of what protocols you do, and what you do from day to day depends on the experiments you have done previously." Poth may not be a big "CSI" fan, but her mother is. "I actually had never seen CSI until my mom became obsessed," Poth said. "And ever since she started following the show, she's wanted me to go into forensic science!"


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Volleyball | Perfect weekend pushes Jumbos up NESCAC rankings as they snag 14th and 15th victories

One week after taking care of regional and national powers to climb to No. 3 in New England, the volleyball team went to work on the NESCAC standings. With a 3-1 win over Williams on Friday and a 3-0 win over Hamilton on Saturday, the Jumbos improved to 3-1 in the conference and 15-3 overall. "It was a good solid weekend," coach Cora Thompson said. "Everybody played well and everybody got a chance to get healthy." The Jumbos coasted by the Continentals, winning 30-15, 30-21 and 30-19. Thompson rested some of her starters and allowed lesser-used players to get serious court time. Usual starters, senior co-captain Courtney Evans, junior Kelli Harrison and freshmen Natalie Goldstein and Kaitlin O'Reilly, watched the match from the bench. With O'Reilly, the team's setter sitting out, Tufts turned to freshman Stacy Filocco. While Filocco is listed as the team's backup setter, she has played this season as an outside hitter, compiling 29 kills in 15 games. "We were just mixing it up, getting different people to play," Filocco said. Filocco spread out 28 assists in the effort and added five digs and three block assists as the Jumbos rolled over the 4-13 Continentals, who are winless in NESCAC. "We wanted to get [Filocco] some game experience setting because we've mainly used her at right outside hitter," Thompson said. "She did a good job improving as the match went on." Also seeing action was Freshman Kate Denniston, who had played in only five games this season. Denniston played the entire match with 10 kills and just one error in 15 attacks. "It was good for a few of our freshmen to get some game-time experience, to start a game, to finish a game, and to beat a NESCAC team," Thompson said. Sophomore Kay Lutostanski led the attack with 12 kills and three aces. On defense, sophomore Katie Wysham helped the Tufts front line record 10 blocks. The Jumbos defeated Williams for the third time this season. This victory, unlike the other two during tournament play, counted toward NESCAC standings. "I thought we played really well," Filocco said. "I thought they were really coming out to beat us because we had already beaten them twice, but we stepped up and played well." In the first game, Williams squeaked out a 32-30 victory. "It was a tough match," Thompson said. "Williams was much improved. They really came flying out of the gates." The Jumbos were able to rebound from the loss with a pair of 30-22 victories and take a 2-1 lead. Williams would not quit, pushing Tufts to the wire in the fourth game. The Jumbos pulled out the 32-30 come-from-behind victory to win the match. "If anything, our refuse-to-lose attitude came out, especially at the end," Thompson said. The difference for the Jumbos was better ball control, coupled with a stronger block. The win illustrated a passing of the torch in the NESCAC. Coming into this year, the Ephs had won four straight NESCAC championships and last year, Williams beat Tufts three times, all by a 3-0 margin. This year though, the Jumbos have taken all three matches. Harrison had a big match, tallying 25 kills and 16 digs. Wysham assisted her with 14 kills and three blocks, and Goldstein recorded 36 digs from the libero position. One area where the Jumbos struggled was serving. While they managed nine aces, they also committed 12 errors. O'Reilly and classmate Maya Ripecky had a combined seven aces, but recorded an equal number of errors. Prior to this weekend's success, the Jumbos moved up to third in the New England regional rankings. "It's great," Filocco said. "It's a little bit frustrating, though, because we beat MIT and they're still ranked above us at second. We're looking forward to finishing the season strong, moving up in the rankings, and hopefully winning the NESCAC." Thompson, however, placed little emphasis on the polls. "It's good in terms of our confidence, but it means nothing," Thompson said. "The higher you are in the poll, the more it means for teams to beat you. I'd rather hang out in the middle and finish first at the end." The Jumbos will be challenged in their quest for a NESCAC title by a 19-1 Colby team ranked No. 1 in New England. The Mules' 3-0 defeat of the Jumbos on Sept. 19 shows, with Williams struggling, the NESCAC title is very much up for grabs. The Jumbos will continue their season at 7 p.m. Tuesday night with a match against Connecticut College at Cousens Gym, one of only three home matches remaining.


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Boston Ave. properties need a visit from Bacchus

As Tufts slowly makes acquisitions in neighborhoods adjacent to campus, it is time to make decisions on how the University should grow. Both the former Sacred Heart Catholic Church on Winthrop Street and Jay's Deli on Boston Avenue have come under the possession of the University in recent months. Instead of making these locations satellite offices or distant classrooms, Tufts should turn these into campus elements that would benefit from their location and unique installation. A campus bar, in the church or the former Jay's Deli, would provide a perfect solution that would appeal to students and allow the University to maintain control over the rapidly degenerating campus party life. Jay's Deli is already set up to provide food service and presents an ideal location. The alternative of having a bar in a deconsecrated church is also appealing, for those that enjoy getting naughty in a former place of worship - plus it would be closer to the Medford campus than any other bar. On-campus bars and food vendors which sell alcohol are not new to Tufts. Not only did MacPhie Pub exist through the 1990s but Hotung Caf?© ?lso sold alcohol until it proved not to be profitable. Tufts Dining Services already has cash bar liquor licenses for three locations on campus: Dewick-MacPhie, the Cabot Center in the Fletcher School and the campus center. Expanding this license to another location would seemingly be a minor hurdle. One of the purposes of serving alcohol in Hotung was to provide an environment where professors and students could relax over a beer or glass of wine. In an age where students are consistently treating professors merely as classroom-based educators, a simple element of camaraderie could be introduced with the grease of alcohol. The key is to develop a location where students and faculty will frequent. Hotung does not have an inviting ambiance that would make someone want to stay for longer than the duration of a meal. With a little thought and research, the University could create a campus draw that would bring holed-up students out of their dorm rooms and into a safe environment. Once the plan has been well executed, it is a natural progression for the bar to develop into a hot spot. Not only would this create stronger school spirit among students - who are concentrated in one place - but it also would concentrate the problems. As we have seen with past alcohol violations, it is not simply underage students who are the catalysts, but those of legal drinking age as well. If there was a location on campus where students could drink safely and cheaply, it would likely be a success. A campus bar would not only make the jobs of the police and administration easier, but it would put a more endearing spin on their duties. When a bouncer is maintaining order in a bar, it is his job and patrons rarely question it. But as soon as an officer is patrolling the same activity off campus, the perpetrator is more likely to be intimidated and uncomfortable. One of the major risks involved with setting up a Tufts bar would be the responsibility element. But as organizers have demonstrated at Senior Cocktails, it is possible to run an entertaining party while strictly upholding 21+ rules. A professional, cognizant bar staff would prevent problems surrounding alcohol abuse and binge drinking. Tufts would run no more risk than any other establishment. Having the bar close to campus would also eliminate a dangerous drinking and driving element involved in bar scenes further away. Homecoming is less than a week away, and the University is desperately in need of some spice. Any question phrased with the word alcohol immediately casts a suspicious shadow. But Tufts should shun this prejudice to not only make use of recent acquisitions, but to strengthen the glue that makes us Jumbos.