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James Gerber | Through the Smokescreen

If there's anything you could say about President Bush during the last four years, it's that he's a man of strong words. Unfortunately, the policies of his administration have proved contradictory to his promises, particularly when it comes to the President's environmental record. In his Healthy Forest Initiative speech on May 20, 2003, Bush said that "we must fulfill our promise to the next generation, that's what we must do, and leave behind a world as blessed and beautiful as the one our parents left us." It was certainly powerful rhetoric, but the Bush Administration used its first term to unleash the most thorough and destructive campaign against America's environmental safeguards in the past 40 years. Under Republican leadership, this government has tried to force the opening of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil and gas drilling, in spite of the fact that the amount of oil or natural gas reserves expected would be insignificant. The amount of oil that the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) estimates could be recovered from the Arctic Refuge would amount to less than a six-month supply for American consumers. Even less natural gas lies beneath the Arctic Refuge relative to U.S. demand. At no time would oil from the refuge be expected to amount to more than two percent of U.S. demand. It would take seven to 10 years for any oil to make it to market, and 95 percent of Alaska's north slope is already available for oil and gas exploration. The administration's anti-environmental agenda goes well beyond opening up preserved refuges to drilling; it has enacted various policy changes that represent radical alterations to our core environmental laws. For example, despite Bush's words, the Bush team has persistently tried to narrow the scope of the Clean Water Act by stripping environmental protections from thousands of wetlands and streams. The administration continuously turns a blind eye to today's most pressing challenges. On an international scale, scientists from around the world called for urgent action to reduce global warming pollution (the Kyoto treaty), but the United States now stands alone in opposing even the most basic effort to move forward cooperatively. Here at home, while the threat of mercury poisoning from the consumption of locally caught fish is a national threat, the administration promotes its misleadingly titled Clear Skies Act, a proposal that would dramatically weaken mercury pollution control requirements in the existing Clean Air Act. The Clear Skies Act is meant to update and replace its predecessor, yet it would fail to set any limit on carbon dioxide emissions, the main cause of global warming. The new plan would actually result in more pollution. While the Clear Skies Act actually delays the enforcement of public health standards for smog and soot until December of 2015, it sets a pollution cap that does not take full effect until 2018. The effect of this new deadline would be to allow coal burning plants to delay their adoption of pollution controls that are ready and available to wash clean their emissions of sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides and mercury. The Environmental Protection Agency's own air quality calculations have painted a dire and threatening picture of what the Bush administration's plan would mean to the future of our public health. According to their predictions, swapping the Clean Air Act for the Clear Skies Act would result in 4,000 more deaths each year. Far from cleaning up the environment, the Bush air pollution plan represents a step backward from current law. These types of misleading promises and proposals have been a pattern in the Bush Administration's first four years. Unfortunately, strong, enthusiastic rhetoric is what the public votes on, not the actions that follow it after the election. My hope is that eventually, this strategy will come full circle and the public will smarten up. Only then will Bush be held responsible for the damage he's caused. He has charged us with the task of leaving behind a world as beautiful as the one we inherited. We're doing what we can, Mr. President. It's time for you to come through on your end of the deal.


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Snow removal budgets prove insufficient after new storm

After yet another snowfall greeted the Boston area yesterday morning, students are not the only ones wishing spring would arrive. The cities of Medford and Somerville and Tufts Facilities are well over their snow removal budgets this year due to this year's repeated storms. Director of Facilities Ron Esposito said that snow removal this year has cost about twice the $68,000 budgeted for labor and material. Both Somerville and Medford also face high overruns this year. According to officials, Somerville has spent well over twice its snow removal budget of $200,000 and Medford's snow removal expenses have already topped $700,000. "With the number of storms we've had, we're a bit over our budget," Esposito said. "You do what you have to do to take care of the problem, irrespective of budget constraints." Esposito said the amount of this year's snowfall, compared to past years, was in the "top five." With the addition of yesterday and Monday's snowfall, Boston received a total of 78.1 inches of snow this year, compared to an annual average of about 42 inches. The most snowfall in one winter on record is 107.6 inches. Monday night's snowfall was estimated to be 8.5 inches. The University's snow removal budget is decided by considering the amount snowfall from the previous three years and making a projection from that. The overruns will be handled through small cuts to other line items in the facilities budget and Esposito said he is not concerned about the size of the overrun. Medford, Somerville and Tufts are looking to receive assistance from the Federal Emergency Management Agency to pay for part or all of the snow removal from the Jan. 22 blizzard, which closed down most of Boston and shut down the University for a day. Tufts received federal aid in the past to offset its snow removal costs for the snow storm in November 2003. Medford's Commissioner of Public Works Paul Gere said that he has received a federal commitment to pay for 75 percent of the snow removal cost from the January blizzard. Tufts is meeting with federal officials to discuss the matter this Friday. Gere said that overtime payment for city employees and outside contractors was a large part of Medford's expenses. "The storms for some reason have been hitting on weekends, which are double time for my troops. It's been a costly year," Gere said. He also stated a higher price for salt this year, which rose from $28 per ton to $40 per ton, as another reason for the city's higher than expected expenses. The frequency of large snow falls this year has created some "hitches" for Tufts, Esposito said, but the Department of Facilities has been able to handle most of them. "It's not been a big deal. We've been managing really well," Esposito said. Facilities employees have "done a wonderful job," he said. Further snowfall also brings with it snow emergency declarations and the towing of cars from Medford and Somerville streets. Somerville tows an average of 150 to 200 cars during each snow emergency, while Medford tows 200 to 300, according to officials. "The word is getting out there that we do tow. Are there still a lot of cars? Oh yeah," Gere said about towing cars from Medford's streets. Gere added that he sees many of the same cars when the city tows before each snow storm. According to City of Somerville spokesman Mark Horan, the amount of cars being towed is decreasing every year. "What we're finding now is that more of the towing is on the side streets, because people on the main streets are getting the message."


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Marissa Beck | Eat This!

It's March 1. Just 20 days till spring break. Twenty days to go ballistic on the elliptical, eat a carrot, and drink lots and lots of diet soda all day, right? WRONG! If you believe the fastest way to a lean body is exercising more and eating less, think again. There is actually a healthy way to exercise, eat well, and still look like a hot tamale on the beach. And it doesn't involve depriving yourself of food and extending your cardio sessions hours beyond what your schedule permits. Eating and exercising sensibly while understanding what your body needs and when will not only enable you to maximize your workouts, but will also help you feel more energized in order to keep them up. When deprived of food, the body clings onto every extra calorie it can get. You think you're getting rid of the fat, but in reality, you're actually storing it all up. This is because the body suddenly senses that food is in short supply. So what does it do? It goes into starvation mode, which means that the next time you eat, your insulin response will be greater than normal. As a result, more of these recently ingested calories may be stored away as fat. The body is only doing this so that next time, it will be prepared if it goes into "famine" again. So then, how can you ensure that all of your discipline and hard work isn't for naught? Don't go for hours and hours without food. First of all, why do that to yourself? It isn't pleasant to fast, and, even forgetting that it is terribly unhealthy, not eating for hours on end isn't going to make you lose weight. Those who don't have frequent smaller meals tend to "catch up" later on by eating meals that are much more oversized. After not eating for a long time, the body is overloaded and might even become more effective at storing the extra calories as fat. Eating smaller meals/snacks scattered throughout the day will regulate your hunger levels, lessen the chances of bingeing, and even speed up metabolism! If you are an exerciser, letting large time gaps occur in your diet is even more detrimental. If you exercise like a vicious animal when the body is underfed, the fuel that you need in the form of liver and muscle glycogen (stored carbohydrate) is missing in action. To deal with that, the body has to act out of character and convert proteins in your muscle tissue into blood glucose for energy. To put it bluntly, if you exercise when your tank is empty, you'll lose and weaken your muscle. One of the most crucial times to eat is following an intense workout. Exercise physiologists call the first 30 to 45 minutes post-exercise the "metabolic window of opportunity." Eating a combination of carbohydrate and protein (peanut butter sandwich or yogurt with fruit/nuts) right after training will improve your muscles' capability to rebuild and fill up your glycogen tank. Additionally, according to the American Diabetes Association, doing so may reduce the amount of fat your body stores. Your body also has the greatest protein synthesis within one hour of exercising and strength training, so there's another reason to eat protein with your carbohydrate. You don't want to miss this metabolic window. This is the time when your muscles will soak up the nutrients necessary to perform well the next time you exercise. It's also important to drink plenty of water during and after exercise to re-hydrate your body. The American College of Sports Medicine states that fatigue during exercise can be related to low levels of water and stored carbohydrates. Since we use carbohydrates as energy during exercise (including weight training), we need to replenish these stores after a workout. Doing this will definitely help those who weight train, but it's especially important if you do a lot of aerobic exercise (more than 60 minutes) on successive days. Depending on how heavy a meal you have eaten, wait at least 30 minutes to two hours before exercising. The larger the meal is, the longer you will need to wait. Experimenting with your eating to see what works best for you is key, but here are some pre- and post-exercise eating suggestions. Pre-exercise, eat a high-carbohydrate, low-fat snack that you can easily digest. Stay away from fatty meals or snacks, because they may stay in your stomach for long periods of time. Meals should be moderate in protein - just enough to satisfy hunger - but not greater than your carbohydrate intake, because proteins take longer to digest. Also, meals can consist of a liquid snack like a fruit juice or shake. As mentioned before, eat foods rich in carbohydrates and proteins following your workout to reload your energy reserves for the next time you exercise. Some suggestions for snacks are a banana with peanut butter, yogurt and fruit, or even energy bars that have high carbohydrate-protein content. No more panicking. Starting today, here's to a healthy routine.Senior Marissa Beck, an English and Art History major, works with the Strong Women program as an assistant manager and personal trainer for the Tufts Personalized Performance Program. She can be reached at Marissa.Beck@tufts.edu. This column is written in conjunction with Emily Bergeron, R.D., the editor of the Daily's Balance section.


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Loi To | The Social Entrepreneur

The other day I was having dinner with my friend Lisa, who asked me, "Loi, what are you going to write about in your next column?" It was only Tuesday, and my column had just run, so all I could respond with was, "Who knows, Lisa, who knows." Then it was Saturday and I was stuck with a bigger case of writer's block than the feeling of having to write a final research paper the night before it was due. The interview I had planned to use as the basis of this week's column had been rescheduled, so I was left with a blinking cursor on a blank page of Microsoft Word. And then it came to me, "Loi, why not write about why you are writing a column entitled, 'The Social Entrepreneur?'" It is hard to pinpoint my exact rationale for voluntarily subjecting myself to writing an extra 750-950 word column every week on top of classes, work, friends and family. But I guess I have always enjoyed the painful process of writing. Maybe it is the masochistic runner in me, who strives to balance the stress and pain of life with the spontaneity and pleasure, that prompted me to take on this extra activity. Or perhaps it is the go-getting over-achiever that wants to do it all? Here is the story of how my column came about. Ever since freshmen year after picking up The Tufts Daily for the first time, I have said to myself, "Loi, you're gonna write a column for the Daily before you graduate." Back then I didn't know what I wanted to write about, but I knew I had an opinion on things and wanted to share these views with the campus. I never really gave writing a column another thought until recently, when I saw the ad in the Daily asking for columnists. I thought long and hard about what to have as the focus of my column. I looked at my interests and played around with several ideas, but then I came up with an idea, the title of the column would be, "The Social Entrepreneur." What does being a "Social Entrepreneur" mean? The spiel I give people is that it is about benefiting yourself and the community at the same time. But this is an overly simplistic view of social entrepreneurship that does not quite fully capture the meaning of the word. Not only is social entrepreneurship about benefiting yourself and the community simultaneously, it is about seeing opportunities and capitalizing on them in innovative, novel ways. In writing this column, I wanted to bring together my passion for writing, community work, and opinionated discussion in a forum read by the Tufts community. I believe community work, whether you call it philanthropy, volunteer work, community service, active citizenship, social entrepreneurship or whatever the current buzz word for it is, should be a part of everyone's life. One of the ways I am doing service in my life is through writing this column. I would be lying if I said I did not get anything from this column; I get an opportunity to write, to get my picture in the paper and to pad my resume. But I do not think that these self-interested reasons are the only or even the main reasons why I am writing this column. I wanted the Tufts campus, often described as apathetic and devoid of school spirit, to examine what being part of a community means. I urge all of the readers out there, whether student, faculty member, staff or administrator, to ask themselves two questions. First, what does it mean for you to be a member of the Tufts community? Second, how can you give back to the Tufts community? What you do for the community does not have to be one-sided or even traditional in any sense, the only requirement is that you do something - be it writing a column for the Tufts Daily, participating in Kids Day, teaching English as a Second Language, picking up trash you see on the quad or raising money for the University. I ask Tufts community members to bring together their individual talents, abilities and experience to improve upon some community need. The answer to the question, "Who knows?" is that you know - you know yourself, you know your interests and you know your community.Loi To is a junior majoring in political science and Russian. He can be reached at loi.to@tufts.edu.


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Senate wants campus center finished

Due to an increasing lack of space for student functions and programs and the recommendations of several students and groups, the Tufts Community Union (TCU) Senate passed a resolution emphasizing the need to expand the Mayer Campus Center.


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Music Review | 'Manzanita' is delicious apple in orchard of oranges

With the possible exception of Bj?¶rk, Mia Doi Todd may have the most mesmerizing voice of any vocalist alive today. As a classically trained singer, her voice is melodic, operatic, lofty, strong and somewhat strange. Todd is nothing if not unique. Mia Doi Todd's new album, is entitled "Manzanita," which translates to little apple in Spanish. The name was given by the Spanish conquistadores to a variety of tree in California which to them resembled an apple tree. 'Manzanita' is more upbeat and catchy than Todd's last album, "The Golden State" (2002), but it maintains her signature style of intelligent lyrics and melodic vocals. On "Manzanita", Todd sings mostly about love, though she does include some political commentary and the usual artistic self-reflection. On "Muscle, Bone and Blood", Todd discusses her flaws and how they affect her love. She softly sings, "I am a selfish monster/cold-blooded and remote/My words are flaming daggers/they send you up in smoke." She speaks the words with an amazing amount of feeling and depth, and the softness of the music behind her lyrics serves only to emphasize them. The opening track, "The Way" is one of Todd's most political songs. In the first stanza she sings, "the world in crisis; seems like paradise/was lost and won't be found/and all of life is endangered/and on the verge of breaking down". For the duration of this song, Todd rails against government deceit and the use of military force for the sake of oil and money. The song has a Portishead-like backbeat, which, combined with Todd's strong vocals and message makes this song one of the strongest on the album. Half Japanese and half Irish, Mia Doi Todd hails from California and went to Yale University in 1993. Her first two albums were solos, following the tradition of Nico, Joni Mitchell and Leonard Cohen. They were just Todd, her lofty voice, a guitar, and occasionally a piano. Todd left college in 1997 and moved to New York before spending a year in Japan. One her third and fourth albums, "The Golden State" and "Manzanita," Todd collaborated with several rock and electronica musicians, creating a very different vibe. The unique sound of the music is an interplay between her airy voice, simple guitar harmonies and the electronic sounds and effects. Todd has a striking appearance with high cheekbones and dark, curly shoulder-length hair. She dresses in colorful, simple patterns that recall images of a Mexican village. Her looks are in many ways a reflection of her music - simple, beautiful and graceful. Todd's lyrics can be construed as pretentious because they more closely resemble poetry than music; she has been compared to the poet Sylvia Plath. She uses metaphors, puns and metaphysics liberally, which perhaps contributes to her pretentious image, yet adds an element of lyricism and intellectualism. In the song "My Room is White," the lyrics seem to be about two lovers and whether they are trying hard enough to make the relationship work. She sings about being caught on the rocks when the tide comes in, and the metaphor is powerful - symbolic of confusion and entrapment. "Hey, we could fall in love and be happy/What if we do?" sings Todd on the song "What if we do." Having already been dropped by Sony Records, Mia Doi Todd is virtually unheard of at present and sadly will probably never win any real fame. It's a matter of getting her music out there, and if more people were exposed to her talent, they may very well fall in love with her music. What if they do? "Manzanita" is one of the most beautiful albums of the year and should be heard by fans of poetry, Bj?¶rk, folk music, trip-hop and indie rock alike.



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Competition hot with online direction services

You've just spent weeks begging, borrowing, cheating, and stealing to assemble a collection of bathing suits, cheeseballs, sunscreen bottles, backpacks, Frisbees, and beverages. Add some games, friends, a car, and a destination, and you're money. But now, it's almost spring break, and there's still a missing piece: a driving plan. You need to find directions, a map, and places to stay - and the Internet is the place to look. Thanks to the Feb. 8 launch of Google Maps, students' options for finding driving directions online just got a lot better. This latest addition to the slew of Google features has many convenient aspects, including draggable maps, a search function integrated with Google Local that allows users to easily get directions to or information about local hotels, gyms, pizza places, liquor stores, and more on the maps. There are also turn-by-turn directions and keyboard shortcuts that enable users to pan around the maps. Despite Google's new addition, Mapquest, which is owned by AOL/TIME Warner, remains the most popular map service on the Web today, receiving over 37 million visitors every month. It sets the standard with step-by-step driving directions, real-time traffic reports, local business information, memory features on the maps, a cell phone version, and a feature for linking its maps to Web sites. Both services offer easy ways to search for local businesses, maps, driving directions, travel times, and mileages. Google has no advertisements, but Mapquest is international, whereas Google only includes the U.S. and parts of Canada. Both services get their data from the same sources - Navteq Corp. and Tele Atlas N.V. - so the difference arises out of the way each one analyzes and presents the data. The Daily conducted a quick test of Google and Mapquest services in getting from Tufts' Medford campus to Logan Airport and found that although Mapquest directions were easier to follow, the Google directions provided a slightly faster route. Not surprisingly, a growing number of students on campus are switching to Google Maps due to curiosity, practicality and desire to support Google's innovation rather than AOL/TIME Warner's conglomeration. "It's easy! For Google, you don't have to know as much," junior Jean Duff Whitehead said. "You could just put Anna's [Taqueria] and 02144, and know how to get there. Plus, it is prettier, simpler, and easier to use - intuitive." Junior Loren Brichter, who found out about Google Maps from the techie news website slashdot.org and has been telling friends about it, concurred. "Google is better because it's got live feed, advanced Javascript capabilities, and innovative use of cascading style sheets [CSS]," he said. "That makes it a lot more user-friendly. True, Google is still beta, so there could still be glitches, but you can't blame them. It's brand-new." And it's already evolving. When it was initially launched, Google Maps could only function through browsers based on either Internet Explorer or Mozilla, meaning that individuals with Macs rather than PCs could not easily access the service. Yesterday, though, Google Maps product manager Bret Tayler announced that Apple's web browser, Safari, as well as browsers made by Opera Software, can now access Google Maps. "Anyway, if you look at their products, you can tell that Google's philosophy is to do one thing and do it well," Brichter continued. "Mapquest is part of a huga-blug conglomeration." Today, the jury's still out. Both services offer aspects that appeal to students, and at this point, usership may be determined more by comfort with the proven record of Mapquest than by fascination with the unproven but innovative Google Maps. Despite the growing, fervent movement in support of Google, many students don't use its mapping service because they are unaware that it exists. Senior Chris Erwin is planning a spring break trip down the eastern seaboard that includes stops in New Jersey, Washington, D.C., South Carolina, and Georgia. He is cautious about using Google for directions. "I will still use Mapquest, because I'm familiar with it," Erwin said. "Google makes a pretty good map; I'll give them that. But Mapquest has nice features like remembering addresses, which makes for efficient searches." Others have tested the two services and are disenchanted with Google's performance. "I used them both - so far, Google is one for two, but Mapquest is one for one," sophomore John Chappell said. "When I used Google, they mislabeled a road. But I didn't get lost, and it was more of a back road in the boonies of New Hampshire." In the future, Chappell indicated that he will continue to use Mapquest. "I will probably print out [directions from both], just to make sure," he said. "But really, I would be looking at the Mapquest [directions] - their visuals are sick!" Those visuals Chappell refers to? Small icons with highway numbers and signs that Mapquest inserts next to the driving directions to emphasize the activities called for in the text.


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Men's Squash | Jumbos fall short in the final team match of the season

The Jumbos came into the College Squash Association Championships last weekend at Harvard with something to prove. The team was seeded sixth in the Summers Division, consisting of teams ranked 17-24 in the nation, but the Jumbos thought they were a contender for the crown. All they had to do was convince everyone else. Winning the first two matches of the tournament, the Jumbos looked to be on their way. However, Tufts fell in the final match to number one seed Colby in a 5-4 heartbreaker on Sunday. The Jumbos started out the weekend ranked No. 22 in the nation and managed to defeat No. 19 Stanford decisively in the first round 8-1. Tufts went on to beat No. 23 St. Lawrence 7-2 on Saturday. Though they came into the final match with momentum and what they felt was a slightly more talented squad, the Jumbos dropped the match to Colby in an agonizing fashion that was as close as it looked. Still, the Jumbos will most likely finish the season with a ranking of No. 18 in the nation, a ranking with which they are very happy. "Overall I felt we played amazingly well for the weekend," No. 1 seed freshman Jake Gross said. "The team pulled together and even though we knew we were stronger than our seeding, a lot of other teams didn't and we really surprised them. Obviously a ranking of 18 isn't as good as 17, but we're happy with how we did." Gross prevailed in four games at the top spot over Colby, which capped off an undefeated weekend for the rookie. Freshman Kris Leetavorn, playing at No. 4, came back from a loss in the first game to pick up the win in four, and senior co-captain Fernando Kriete won in three games. Junior co-captain Spencer Maxwell lost in three at the No. 2 spot, as did freshman Nelson Schubart at the third slot. One of the pivotal matches was at No. 6 where junior Tom Keidel played well but lost in a five-game battle 10-8, 0-9, 5-9, 10-8, 9-5. "Tom played extremely well," Coach Doug End said. "The last three or four weeks he has played his best squash ever; he was controlling the match and was dominating into the third game but the other guy just wouldn't say die." Sophomore Dave Linz picked up the Jumbos with a win at No. 7 in four games. Junior Pranav Tripathi lost in four at No. 8 while sophomore Dominic Wong did the same at number nine. "We were losing big early," Eng said of the Colby match. "We dropped the first few matches, so it was equivalent of an NBA team being down by 30 at half time, coming back to tie but then losing." Despite the Colby loss, the team can look with pride on impressive wins over Stanford and St. Lawrence. The Jumbos nearly shut out Stanford, with all the Jumbos winning their matches except Wong. Kriete was victorious in a very tough match at No. 5. "Fernando played a great match against a very difficult opponent," Eng said. "Fernando's opponent got everything back; [he] was like Gumby out there." In the match against St. Lawrence, Gross pulled out a big victory at No. 1 after losing the first two games of the match. "The St. Lawrence match was sort of an epic," Gross said. "I knew my opponent was a solid player but he really came to play. I ended up pulling it together later in the match but it took about an hour and a half." St. Lawrence had strength at the top of the lineup, taking the No. 2 and 3 matches, but the depth of the Jumbos paid dividends. The Jumbos won the other matches at spots four through nine. The play of the Jumbos against Stanford and St. Lawrence helped them earn the respect of many in the tournament. "Coaches from a lot of teams including Stanford were coming up to me and taking their hats off to us," Eng said. "A lot of them felt we were the best in the division." Eng was also pleased with his team's performance, despite ending the season in such a close loss. "We had a great weekend," Eng said. "I still feel we were the best team in that division and I think Stanford and their coach did as well." Eng also found some comfort and pride in the close nature of the match. "I told our guys you have to be proud of how you did. We lost by one point - if you lose the World Series in extra innings you can't be ashamed of that. We played our hearts out, and if they played Colby I think they'd win three of four, but sometimes it just doesn't happen."


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Brian Wolly | Wolly and the Teev

Don't people like to laugh anymore? I was perusing the top 25 list of television ratings and was astounded by the lack of comedic programming. With "Friends" and "Frasier" gone, and "Everybody Loves Raymond" running on fumes, is the situation comedy dead? For the week of Feb. 7-Feb. 13, only two sit-coms ("Raymond" was ranked No. 9 and "Two and a Half Men" was No. 11) and one hour-long comedy, "Desperate Housewives," (No. 4) were among the top 25-rated shows according to Nielsen Media Research. The rest were populated with CSI and its associated spin-offs, various versions of reality series, and a random assortment of other cop dramas. What does it say about the state of television comedy when Charlie Sheen can claim to have the second highest-rated sit-com on television? And it's probably only because he's following "Raymond," a show that has been rumored to be finished for at least a couple of seasons. NBC used to be the great pillar of comedy, hearkening back to the legendary Brandon Tartikoff and his eye for great talent. "Cheers" and "Family Ties" were only two of his successful decisions. Then came "The Cosby Show" and "Seinfeld," bringing NBC to the top of the food chain. Now, they're in a miserable state. The ratings for the Matt LeBlanc spinoff "Joey" are abysmal. Nothing seems to go right for the peacock network. But looking back to the weekly ratings charts, is there actually a problem at NBC's entertainment division? Or have people just stopped looking to sit-coms for laughter? Maybe it was the shock of the Sept. 11 attacks, but that's the overly simplistic reason. One aside - "The Simpsons" has been the stalwart in defining comedy for the last 15 years, but it's not a sit-com. It has a genre all to itself. For the purposes of this discussion, it stands above and beyond analysis. There is something unknown about today's climate that has stifled comedic growth on television. The programming that passes for humorous today is dreadful renditions of Top 40 hits on "American Idol." I woefully admit to never have watched an episode of "Desperate Housewives," but I can easily tell that it falls far from being classified as a situation comedy. That brings up an interesting sidenote to the discussion of the death of the sit-com, the growth of alternative laughfests. FOX has been the key figure in this side genre of side-splitting cult favorites that fail to last more than a season or two. "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was sadly unappreciated, likewise with "Greg the Bunny," which was the Seth Green vehicle that was a pre-"Avenue Q" look at a demented version of "Sesame Street." These shows, starring unconventional characters acting without a studio audience, were filled with subversive humor which failed to connect to viewers. The latest version of the "bizarre" sit-com is my personal favorite, "Arrested Development." Under a constant threat of cancellation, Mitchell Hurwitz and his clan of writers continue to write gut-busting humor with blink-and-you-miss-it moments of unforgettable humor. David Cross, Will Arnett, and the rest of the cast are phenomenal at depicting the unrefined Bluth family. But if recent history tells us anything, it's that "Arrested" isn't gonna be around long on network television. Perhaps cable television will be the future nursery for comedic programming. "Family Guy" has thrived on Cartoon Network and TBS; "Chapelle's Show" presents biting racial commentary not heard since Richard Pryor. HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is one of the most critically acclaimed comedies on television at present, and until recently shared that distinction with "Sex and the City." With all the clamor about decency standards and moral values on the small screen, cable might be the only safe haven for edgy, humorous television. So here we are, almost halfway through the current decade, and what will future cultural historians say was the landmark sit-com of our decade? There isn't one. The '70s have "All in the Family." The '80s have "The Cosby Show" and/or "Cheers." The '90s have "Seinfeld" and a few other worthy nominees including "Roseanne" and, painful as it is to concede, "Friends." But the '00s? Nothing. The genre isn't dead, just comatose. The American public will still watch a great sit-com, they may even watch a halfway decent one. This decade's iconic show - the one that hasn't been written yet - what will it be? Not a silly rehashing of a British comedy, such as "The Office" or "Coupling," but something original. It has to be a sit-com which captures the super-information age and can shed some funny but shrewd commentary on the high-strung and fearful times we live in. Lastly, this unwritten show had better be smarter than William Hung mangling "She Bangs." To quote the Stephen Sondheim song, what television needs now more than ever is "Something appealing, something appalling, something for everyone - a comedy tonight."


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Music Review | Singer Josh Rouse throws fans a 'Nashville' ruse

"Nashville," the title of Nebraskan-born singer-songwriter Josh Rouse's fifth album, is more than a little misleading. On the surface, Rouse's nod to the country music capital of the world would seem to suggest a full-scale country record, or, at the very least, a return to form after the strange but charmingly faithful "1972," a tribute to the popular music of Rouse's birth year. "1972" was an odd undertaking, especially when you consider that for some "1972" wasn't even cool in 1972. However, "Nashville" is neither a country release nor a return to form for the songwriter. According to Rouse, the title is actually kind of a joke. "It's an insider title, I guess, for us, musicians living there that don't really live in the world of commercial country music but know about what's really going on in town," Rouse said earlier this year in British magazine NME. "There's always been great things going on here musically outside of country, but no one really thinks of Nashville in that way." Somewhat paradoxically, the album revisits a number of the antique musical themes of his previous album, while blazing a trail all its own. And while this time around, there are no feel-good sing-alongs or Marvin Gaye-inspired sex tracks, there is still plenty of early-'70s sunshine to be found here. From the lushly arranged "Streetlights," to the gently suffering soul of "Saturday," "Nashville" goes down smoother than a John Edwards' stump speech. That is to say, it might take you a couple of listens before you actually take notice of what the guy is saying. Yet, Rouse doesn't hesitate to deftly combine the sounds and ideas of one or two other decades with the soft-rocking '70s of "Nashville." Take for example, the Paul Westerberg-influenced pop twang of the opening track, "It's the Nighttime," which sports an innocent schooldays vibe until the surprising punk cheekiness of one line in particular - "Maybe later on/After the Late Late show/We can go to your room/I can try on your clothes" - throws the song a curve. Even the despondent, "My Love Has Gone," which finds Rouse contemplating his recent divorce, refuses to resort to Jackson Browne sentimentality, thanks to a few well-placed digital effects and an ominous guitar interlude that just about cuts the singer off mid-moan. The second track and soon to be single, "Winter In The Hamptons," with its recurring Ba-Ba-Ba's, is a bouncy pop number in the style of the Smiths. And although Rouse is singing lines like "Sick of living here, we're such a mess/Cause the government, they're all liars," you'll still probably be clap-clapping along. Perhaps even more impressive than Rouse's ability to build a catchy melody out of his own despair is the remarkable generosity the singer shows toward the female protagonists of these songs, given his recent marital woes. In "Carolina," another upbeat track in the vein of gentle '70s guitar pop, he allows for the lonely dreamer to realize her dreams - essentially making them come true in song. "Middle School Frown," a pop song-length apology to a girl Rouse treated badly back in junior high, crescendos into a rousing chorus every time the girl walks down the singer's street. By the time Rouse gets around to the starkly beautiful piano ballad "Sad Eyes," which finds the songwriter singing to a wife whose husband has "stolen all her happiness," the effect is downright startling. "I'm gonna get you into the light and make it okay," he sings almost knowingly. However, the single greatest moment on the entire album occurs when the song speeds up, becoming a stirring goodbye to the protagonist's despair, and, with any luck, the songwriter's as well.


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The Middle Eastern sunshower

The Middle East is a complex, diverse, strategically important and volatile region. World peace seems to hinge on peace in the area, and yet the latter peace never seems to be forthcoming. The region is, in short, a study in paradox and opposing viewpoints, into which America has become more tightly wound with the Iraq War. We can't seem to figure out how to live with the Middle East, yet we are unable to fathom living without it: the events of the past few days are a case study in the region's struggles. Over the weekend news channels and Web sites quickly flashed what has become all too familiar to Americans and Israelis alike: a suicide bombing that targeted Israeli civilians - this time at a nightclub. While it might seem that such attacks occur with regular speed and brutality in Israel, the fact was that it was the first such suicide bombing to occur since the leaders of Israel and Palestine had called for an end to violence nearly three weeks prior. In the flames of hatred and tears of sorrow that followed the event, one could see the struggle by both Palestinians and Israelis to work for peace. Even Ariel Sharon, Israel's hawkish Prime Minister, seems much less willing to study war anymore. On Sunday we were also greeted by hopeful news out of Egypt, where President Hosni Mubarak asked the parliament to allow competitive elections for the first time in over 50 years. Perhaps Mubarak is reading the tea leaves and recognizing that the time for dictators (he has ruled since 1981) has passed; perhaps he is simply working to extend his own career. In any case the events on the Nile showcase that the region is not a monolith; we should be certain to seize on such glints of change. Yesterday morning, however, many awoke to news reports of a different tone: the largest single bombing in Iraq since the beginning of the American military action there. In a twist of irony, the country where we have the most direct stake in success on the ground appears to be the most volatile in the region. While it is true that peace and democracy do not come easy, the freedom of Iraqis has cost both us and them dearly in lives and dollars. Yet, the region will not rest on one emotional hue. Later yesterday the news broke that Lebanon's pro-Syria government had resigned in the wake of massive public protests following the killing of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri. This is change of the most hopeful kind; change brought by the people, en masse. Peace could not work even if imposed by democratically elected leaders; democracy might not take root if established by decree; and freedom is hard to stick on the end of a rifle. America must do everything in her power to promote the spread of peace, democracy, and freedom throughout the region, but it must never act against the wishes of the very beneficiaries of those rights. We will succeed only by ensuring that the success is not ours, but theirs.


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Hockey Analysis | Trinity's big game experience too much for Jumbos

It was not a fairy tale ending, nor was it a fairy tale season. But after Saturday's 9-2 loss at the hands of Trinity in Hartford, Tufts can take solace in the marked improvement it has shown since last year's season. Tufts finished the season at 12-12-1, a four win improvement from the 8-15-1 mark it compiled last year, which consisted of basically the same schedule. This year's squad also chalked up eight NESCAC/ECAC East wins, doubling its total from 2003-2004. Regardless of these facts, Trinity's program is simply on another plane than Tufts'. While Tufts is still seeking its first win in a NESCAC tourney game, Trinity, the No. 3 team in the country, is on the prowl for its fourth consecutive visit to the league championship game. Such big game experience was evident in this weekend's match-up. On its way to 14 first-period shots, the home team scored three goals in the first ten minutes before allowing the Jumbos to get on the board with a goal from senior co-captain John Hurd at 14:10. "[Trinity] just came out flying," coach Brian Murphy said. "When you play a team like that, a team that I think can contend for the national championship, you have to play your best game. And we didn't." Not only did the Jumbos play less than their best against a power in Div. III but they also hurt themselves with penalties. Tufts handed the Bantams seven power plays, and Trinity, as most great teams do, capitalized on those mistakes. Trinity's five power play goals were evidence of this. "Penalties hurt us," Murphy said. "You just can't take too many of them against a team like that. They weren't the story of the game, but they certainly played a huge part." While the final stats give the appearance that Trinity was the more opportunistic team on the power play, such was not the case until the third period. The Jumbos scored both of their goals with the extra man, including a late second period score by junior team leader Matt McCarthy (his 19th). Heading into the third period, Trinity had only capitalized on one power play. The third period was a different story, however, as the Bantams rolled off four more man-advantage tallies on their way to the win and a spot in the league's Final Four. With the victory, the Bantams increased their unbeaten streak to 11 games. This was the final game for seniors Hurd, Sean Hayes, Jason Boudrow and Matt Kniaz. Murphy emphasized how much they meant to the program, with an eye on where the program is headed. "We are truly going to miss our seniors," he said. "We have a lot of good young talent and with next year's recruiting class looking up, I like the way we look right now." Included in the young nucleus are freshmen goalies James Kalec and Issa Azat and freshmen forwards Greg O'Connell (second on team in points with 28) and Ross Gimbel (18 points). Freshman defenseman Joe Cappellano also chipped in admirably with 10 points. Tufts ended last season in a similar fashion - as an eighth seed getting clearly outplayed by a dominant top-seed. Last year, it was Middlebury and this time it was Trinity inflicting the damage, but a closer look at the two seasons reveals the improvements the team made. "We won five NESCAC games this year, including beating Colby and tying Bowdoin," Murphy said. "A lot of these other schools have rinks on their campus, so that is definitely an advantage for them. But we showed we can play, and we showed improvement this year. I'm happy with where we are, but we have bigger goals than just the eighth seed in the tournament every year."


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Talk focuses on personal choice, religion

University Chaplain Father David O'Leary spoke last night to a group of about 20 students in Metcalf Hall's common room. The theme of the informal discussion was "Religion and Informed Consciousness," and it focused on individual conclusions in relation to monotheistic religious dogma. O'Leary said that in order to obtain an informed conscience - that is, reaching a personal conclusion regarding religious faith - a person needs to look at four central aspects of a religion: sacred texts, religious tradition, how a community enacts those traditions, and where the religion's authority lays. Throughout the discussion, which was peppered with questions from the audience, O'Leary said that the first step toward informed consciousness was "doing your homework," or gathering the facts about a religion of interest. Insinuating that religion was an intensely personal decision, O'Leary said that "we're all going to read and interpret differently." He said that even within individual religions, "there is a whole range of interpretations present," as he gave gay marriage and Christianity as an example. O'Leary said individuals should choose a religion based on whatever works for the individual. "We're not meant to be islands ... we all need help at some point," O'Leary said. "Just respect whatever faith tradition works for you." O'Leary said that people who focused on only one of the four aspects needed for informed consciousness would not be taking every angle into account. For example, he said that while sacred texts have remained largely unchanged since their introductions into religious communities, society's collective impressions of what constitutes a human being has, on the contrary, evolved over time. "Sacred texts don't have the same vision of a person that we have today," O'Leary said. He cited progress by the Enlightenment and subsequent developement by more modern aspects such as anthropology and Freudian psychology as instances where human understanding has progressed. As a result, O'Leary said, religions have adapted in their traditions and acceptance. "The Roman Catholic church has only recently changed its views on suicide," O'Leary said. Originally, Catholic tradition refused to bury those who committed suicide in Catholic burial plots, as suicide was considered an affront to God. With the development of modern psychology, however, O'Leary said "the Church opened up a bit to reason and science," and began looking at the individual person and their circumstances. Suicide victims are now entitled to burials in Catholic plots. "Christianity is just beginning to get comfortable with Enlightenment ideals," O'Leary said. "Judaism is way ahead, because it's the oldest religion." He said that people seeking informed consciousness must not be afraid to disagree with church leaders or the majority. "Sometimes you'll disagree with the majority or the leaders," he said. "I'd say that's okay." O'Leary said, however, that no one in either the majority or minority position had the right to attack an individual who shared a different perspective or opinion. "We can disagree with a person, but we should never attack them," he said. To that end, O'Leary said that all religious services at Tufts were open for attendance to all those who wish. "I want to be told if you're being excluded or pressured by any particular group," O'Leary said. Ultimately, O'Leary argued that there was no single, authoritative answer to questions regarding religion. "'Believe or die' isn't a great selling point for any religion, and has never worked for any one that tried it," O'Leary said. "I'm all for whatever works for the individual."


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Inside the NBA | Deadline brings a flurry of activity

As last Thursday's deadline approached, there wasn't too much buzz surrounding potential trades. A few rumblings floated around concerning Milwaukee Bucks' guard Michael Redd and Seattle Supersonics' guard Ray Allen, but overall, the rumor-mill was relatively quiet. However, on the last day for trades, a series of unexpected deals took many by surprise and made for an exciting run to the trade deadline. The most prominent of these deals was the blockbuster that sent Sacramento Kings star Chris Webber and two reserves, Matt Barnes and Michael Bradley, to the Philadelphia 76ers for forwards Kenny Thomas, Corliss Williamson and Brian Skinner. While Webber's tenure with the Kings was stellar, his chronic knee problems had affected how often and how well he was able to play in recent years. In Thomas, the Kings get a player who, despite a few injury problems of his own this season, should be able to contribute at power forward in a rotation with Darius Songaila. Williamson will be helpful as a spark off the bench, while the impact of Skinner, a free-agent bust so far, is negligible. In Webber, the Sixers got an immediate and much-needed upgrade in the frontcourt, and hopefully the star to finally mesh with star guard Allen Iverson. In light of failed attempts with Keith Van Horn and Glenn Robinson (both of whom were moved on Thursday), the Sixers are taking an enormous but potentially fruitful risk. Philly's playoff hopes rest on Webber's fragile knees. If he stays healthy, the Sixers are the favorites to win the (admittedly dreadful) Atlantic Division. In another deal involving an injury-prone star, the New Orleans Hornets sent guard Baron Davis and his ailing back to the Golden State Warriors for Speedy Claxton, Dale Davis and cash considerations. While Davis' playing time has been limited this year because of his health, the potential exists for he and guard Jason Richardson to be one of the NBA's best backcourts. Whether this is the Warriors' answer to their struggles remains to be seen, as their frontcourt is not particularly strong. The Hornets, who have been devastated by injuries after last season's playoff run, didn't get too much in return for Davis, who had said he "didn't feel wanted" by the team, which feels that Dan Dickau, who has played well in Davis' absence, will be more than adequate at point guard. Of all the surprises of the trade deadline, the most shocking had to be the return of Antoine Walker to the Boston Celtics. Walker fell out of favor with GM Danny Ainge and was sent to the Dallas Mavericks just before the start of the 2003-04 season. After only one season in Dallas, Walker was traded to the Atlanta Hawks by a Dallas team scrambling to replace Steve Nash. The Celtics reacquired Walker in an effort to secure a playoff spot in the Atlantic. The Hawks got veteran Gary Payton, who had played well in his first season in Boston, as well as Michael Stewart, Tom Gugliotta and a future first-round draft pick. They are clearing up cap space to continue to build around youth, and are likely to buy out Payton's contract or release him into free agency. Payton may sign with a contender out in the West, but could potentially also return to Boston, making the Celtics' payout for Walker relatively low. The biggest winners of the deadline were by most accounts the Houston Rockets, who addressed their lack of depth at point guard with the acquisition of Mike James from the Milwaukee Bucks. They also acquired Zendon Hamilton in that deal, but had to surrender Reece Gaines and two future second-round picks. In addition to James, they picked up Moochie Norris from the New York Knicks, who returns to Houston after less then a full season in New York. In return for Morris and New York's 2006 second-round draft pick, the Knicks picked up Maurice Taylor. Both Norris and James will compete for time with starter Bob Sura, who was just placed on Houston's injured list. Another winner was the San Antonio Spurs, who were in the market for another big man to accompany Tim Duncan. In a clever move, they got Nazr Mohammed from the Knicks for forward Malik Rose and his huge contract, as well as two first-round picks and cash considerations. The Spurs also obtained guard Jamison Brewer, but he doesn't figure to have a huge impact for them. The addition of Mohammed, a fairly reliable big man having a good season, gives the Spurs depth they could use for a run at the title. However, for New York, who seems to be intent on rebuilding through the draft, the addition of two more undersized forwards with big contracts has done nothing for them now except burden them with even more long-term, dead money contracts that will keep them floundering with the league's lower half of teams. Along with these big-name movements, several other low-profile trades rounded out the activity approaching the trade deadline in the NBA and have set the stage for the stretch run into the playoffs.


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Death with dignity

Oregon's Death with Dignity Act, which the Supreme Court recently agreed to review, permits a terminally ill patient to end his or her life by drug overdose, with the assistance of a physician. For many Americans, permission to end one's own life represents an affront to God's sovereignty; many religious people argue that God, rather than man, should determine when we die. Others argue from a secular standpoint that "Death with Dignity" devalues a disabled person's life by pressuring the infirm to escape their suffering rather than embrace the human qualities inherent in a struggle with their limitations. I believe these arguments are right; as a Christian I find that Jesus calls his disciples into suffering, not away from it, and that Jesus gave himself up to be painfully crucified although he could easily have chosen escape. His message is that the right course does not always seem dignified. But as a (small "d") democrat with conservative leanings, I cannot ignore that Oregon's Death with Dignity Act is a model of federalism in action. Through two referendums, Oregonians have chosen, first by a 51-to-49 percent majority, and three years later by a 60-to-40 percent vote, to give terminally ill patients the right to choose when to die. Few initiatives fit our democratic model so well; the act is narrow and specific, and involves the cooperation of the legislature and the voters. No claims of judicial activism apply here; the Death with Dignity Act exemplifies the union of democracy and federalism beautifully. Therein lies the rub for conservative - mostly Christian - activists led by John Aschcroft in the legal battle against physician-assisted suicide. Ashcroft argues that the act violates federal drug laws, but it seems clear that his chief concern is the moral statement made by The Death with Dignity Act, which undermines the "culture of life" that conservatives and many liberals care so deeply for. Concerned Christians are right to take their faith-informed moral values into the public square and contend for truth; every citizen argues from some philosophical assumption, and it is mistaken to deride Christian or Muslim engagement in the public square as a violation of church-state separation. But conservatives should be aware of obviating the principles of federalism by forcing a contorted judicial battle and feeding the stereotype that conservatives seek to abridge individual rights and impose "morality" through the law. Instead of arguing in the courts, conservatives should take their case to the culture. That is where the right to die originated, and where it should properly be countered. I am essentially echoing William Stuntz, a criminal law professor at Harvard and, like myself, an evangelical Christian. Stuntz writes, "When the culture is sharply divided on some kind of behavior, the side that wins the law's endorsement tends to lose ground, culturally and politically. Roe v. Wade has been the pro-life movement's friend. Those who want abortions to be rare would do well to keep them safe and legal." His essential point is this: laws do not influence moral standards nearly so well as moral standards influence the law. I can not agree with Stuntz on abortion; I find the abuse of a voiceless, fully-human fetus to be an unbearable violation of individual rights. But I do find sense in his argument that criminalizing a behavior will not undo the culture's beliefs; in fact it might reinforce them. Christians who want to save the suffering from ending their own lives would do well to spend their energies convincing as many as possible that our lives are for God, not for us, and human life finds its joy in communion with Him, regardless of physical suffering and pain. Professor Stuntz was quick to explain to me recently that he is not sure that he is right; one must take excruciating care when handling human life, and it would be foolish to quickly dismiss abortion or physician-assisted suicide as simply someone "choosing what to do with their own body." But the evidence suggests that most Oregonians, despite having overwhelmingly approved the Death with Dignity Act, understand the gravity of human life. Since the Act was passed in 1997, only 170 or so have chosen to end their lives by a physician-assisted drug overdose. Out of the thousands of terminally ill and severely disabled citizens with only six months to live, a mere 170 have chosen an early death. Those interested in a culture of life should take heart; we may find a more receptive audience in Oregon than we might have thought. All this does not mean that the Act can not be easily improved; the most glaring weakness is that the law allows for a patient's primary care and consulting physicians to assess the patient's mental competency to choose an overdose even though few physicians are trained to understand the mental stresses that accompany a physical deterioration. In fact, in one recent poll, 90 percent of Oregonian psychiatrists said they would feel uncomfortable assessing a patient's mental competency to choose an overdose after only a single observation session. The law should be tightened to ensure that those who choose an overdose possess their full mental faculties. Conservatives should meanwhile remain mindful that two wrongs do not make a right; you can not fight "judicial activism" by resorting to it yourself. In this case, judicial activism would stand in glaring opposition to our prized democratic processes, and those who believe that a truly dignified death is a natural one should remain well within the bounds of those processes.Matthew Dysart graduated from Tufts in 2004 and will begin law school this fall.


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Oscars still quirky and classy at 77

The Emmys are asinine, the Tonys irrelevant. The Teen Choice Awards are offensive to anyone with an IQ over 65, and audiences claimed that their Eighth Amendment rights were violated by watching the VMAs. That leaves just one, solitary awards show to pick up the slack of the other industry drivel. A lone bastion of dignity to prove that if celebrities have to be given a public forum to show off their dripping diamonds or supermodel girlfriends, at least they should have a little class about it. On Sunday, the 77th Annual Academy Awards show rose to the occasion, and those still recuperating from the disaster of last month's Grammys appreciated the reprieve. Unmitigated Jude Law digs aside, unorthodox host Chris Rock was surprisingly legitimately funny without being boorish. Clint Eastwood provided living proof that Viagra will always have a market in the entertainment industry, netting his third Best Director award since turning 60 and turning "longevity" into a show business catchphrase. And Morgan Freeman actually surpassed both Shaft and James Bond on the list of coolest men alive with an overdue acceptance speech that was both gallantly elegant and self-consciously humble. As for the fashion end of things, you can usually count on at least one wayward or overly confident celebrity to throw us regular Joes and Janes a bone and show up on the red carpet wearing something so blindingly hideous that even we look good by comparison. But not at the Oscars - or at least not this year. With neither a dead swan nor a saggy Paltrow boob in sight, viewers were firmly assured that unattainable good looks are a ticket to fame, fortune and eternal happiness in Tinsel Town. Granted, one could make the argument that Hilary Swank's dress looked like she'd put it on backwards, but it doesn't change the fact that she could probably compensate for bolstering your self-image by beating the ever-loving snot out of you. But let's face it: every awards show is innately flawed, and this article would be terribly boring if we tried to prove otherwise. That said, the 77th Oscars were not without their ludicrous displays of Hollywood excess, but at least this year's over-the-top antics were more amusing than unsettling. Timing, as the saying goes, is everything, and the Academy had mercifully been adhering to this maxim in recent years by limiting the time allotted to each recipient for those teary, heartfelt, but ultimately nauseating acceptance speeches. The benefit of this strategy was twofold: one, it kept the entire program to a tolerable length of just under 12 hours, and two, the shouting matches between the rising sound of the orchestra and the strained voices of interrupted celebrities made for some very entertaining television. This year, though, the Academy went a little too far. For the really mundane awards beautiful Amazon woman hiked the little golden statues straight to celebrity presenters who, in turn, punted them into the audience where the recipients made severely curtailed acceptance speeches right from their seats. And, in true Oscar fashion, there was no shortage of random stunts by celebrities who have no business being at the Academy Awards in the first place. Oprah, on the heels of her unexpected inclusion in Halle Berry's acceptance speech in 2002, miraculously wormed her way into Jamie Foxx's moving tribute to his (mildly abusive) grandmother, proving once again that she is well on her way to world domination. Broadcasting network ABC obviously got some sort of discount price for purchasing Beyonc?© performances in bulk, so the sexy siren made roughly 48 appearances throughout the night despite the fact that her only tie to the acting community was her poignant portrayal of Foxxy Cleopatra in "Goldmember." But at the end of the night, when all was said and done, the Oscars were a truly enjoyable event for all. Hollywood actors were finally compensated for their hours of grueling work and the mountains of million-dollar paychecks they have to cash in their quest to bring us quality entertainment. We, in turn, were given our yearly glimpse into the glitzy utopia that makes us resent our own pathetic reality. In fact, the only miserable soul who didn't go home happy on Sunday night was Martin Scorcese. After his fifth straight loss for Best Director to the indomitable machine of the "Million Dollar Baby" cast and crew, the revered filmmaker could very well have suffered a minor nervous system collapse. Sorry Marty, looks like you and Leo will have to put your heads together and come up with yet another brilliant film to capture the Academy's attention in 2006. And pray that Clint Eastwood takes the year off.


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Alex Bloom | Philly Phodder

I'll admit that there is much to talk about in the wide world of sports right now between college basketball approaching the tourney, the NBA heating up after the trade deadline, the MLB starting spring training, and Maurice Clarett getting out-sprinted by linemen at the NFL Scouting Combine. But I don't want to talk about any of that. Instead, I want to hark back to a few weeks ago, when four Philly sports fans had trekked to Florida to see their football team play in the Bowl, the most prestigious stage attainable. If you're still reading (most of you may have stopped), those fans were actually my cousin, my two brothers, and me. And they drove to Miami, not Jacksonville. And their team was the USC Trojans. And that Bowl was the Orange Bowl. And not only did we get to see our team play in the Orange Bowl, we got to do so from the 40th row in the USC end zone of Pro Player Stadium in beautiful Miami. Talk about starting the New Year off right. So you're probably asking yourself, "How did this whiny kid from Philadelphia get tickets to the Orange Bowl and since when does he care about some team from southern California?" Good question. The answer is I have an identical twin brother (surprise!) who is a freshman (obviously) at USC. And over the past few months, his loyalty to JoePa and the Nittany Lion nation has dwindled while watching the Trojans steamroll through the competition. Can you blame him? Over the last two seasons, the Trojans boast a 25-1 record, two national titles, and a Heisman winning quarterback (Matt Leinart) who will be returning for his senior season. Their coach, Pete Carroll (you may remember him), has the chance to be the first coach ever in college football to win three consecutive national titles. And people in southern California love this guy. Apparently some people in the sports world actually don't care what you, Mr. John Q. Patriotsfan, think about people. Go figure. Now I'm not a huge Trojans fans. I probably never will be. But when my brother told me that he won a lottery to purchase two tickets to go the Orange Bowl (the national title game, for those of you who don't know) and that I was going, I was ecstatic. Hell, I could fake being a Yankees fan for the right price. Go A-Rod! The marathon 24-hour drives were definitely worth a few days in Miami. I've determined that every major sporting event should be in Miami, all the time. The World Series? All seven games in Miami. The Super Bowl? Put it in Miami. Maybe I'm exaggerating the city's exploits because I was so amazed to be walking barefoot on a beach in 80-degree weather on Jan. 4. But the city is beautiful and I can't wait to go back sometime. So after hanging out on South Beach before the game, we sat in traffic for two and a half hours on the way to Pro Player, missing the pre-game tailgate festivities. But my brother and I made it in to the game about a half hour before kickoff while my cousin and older brother parked the car and bought tickets from scalpers. I'm not so keen on rivalries in college football. I know USC hates UCLA. I know Oklahoma hates ... somebody. But I was pretty sure USC and Oklahoma have no prior rivalry. So what was the big pre-game hype? If you ask me, it was a battle to determine what's the best shade of red: maroon or vermillion. If you watched the game, you'd know maroon won out. Watch out Harvard Crimson, you're next. I don't know how many of you are Div. I college football fans, but there is a little more fanfare associated with those teams. Unlike Tufts football, both alumni and students actually like to watch their teams, and they show up in large numbers. Also unlike Tufts football, these athletes have a few more benefits than a powder blue jersey and a bid at DU. And also unlike Tufts football, there wasn't a Jumbo in sight ... except for that female Oklahoma fan I saw who probably wouldn't have fit in Boomer Sooner's chuck wagon. Of course the blond bombshell crowd that made the trip from SoCal (even the alumni are gorgeous, plastic really does make it possible) more than made up for the rather homely Oklahoma faithful. The game was sold out and the stadium was split with identifiable lines between maroon and vermillion. My brother and I had seats directly behind the tuba players in the USC marching band. During pre-game, my brother insisted I learn the Trojan fight song, "Fight On," which we heard a record 1,321 times (if my calculations are correct). Everything about the game from the fighter jets after the national anthem to the post-game celebration was fantastic. Oklahoma went up 7-0 in the first quarter. USC countered with a 55-3 run. For some reason, Oklahoma couldn't respond to that. Their response of nine unanswered points just came up short. They probably shouldn't have turned the ball over five times ... or let Matt Leinart throw five touchdown passes ... or given up 525 yards of offense. But you know, hindsight is 20/20. The only highlight Sooners fans had to talk about was booing Ashlee Simpson at halftime. Apparently she didn't make anybody want to "la-la." Oklahoma fans pretty much took off after half time, sensing that their team didn't have much of a chance to win after spotting USC a 38-10 cushion, leaving a few thousand celebrating Trojans fans. So maybe it wasn't the Eagles. And maybe it wasn't the Super Bowl. But it was the Orange Bowl and we were on the winning side in beautiful Miami. This year USC, next year it's Detroit and the Eagles.


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By the Numbers | Death by doctor?

Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court said that it will hear the Bush administration's case against Oregon's Death With Dignity Act, which allows doctors to prescribe but not to administer lethal doses of drugs - the patient must take the dose him or herself. Also last week, a Florida state circuit court ruled that the feeding tube of Terri Schiavo - who has been comatose for 15 years, and the subject of a legal battle for seven of those - could be removed in accordance with her husband's wishes, and against those of her parents. In this installment of "By the Numbers," the Daily looks at the legal history of physician-assisted suicide.


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Photo of the Week | Gotta be the Shoes

Junior Dan Martin one-hands a layup over two Bates defenders in the Jumbos' NESCAC semifinal matchup against the Bobcats. But Tufts' offense failed to find its rhythm and the Jumbos fell 60-54, tying their lowest offensive output of the season. Photo Credit: Ben Thayer/Tufts Daily Click the photo to enlarge.


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Students' cars kicked to the curb

Snow once again makes a mess out of streets and forces a snow emergency. This time, however, students were unable to leave their vehicles overnight in the Boston Ave. parking garage. According to Public Safety Supervisor Brett Sylvia, Public Safety has had difficulty with vehicles left in the garage for "several additional days" after a snow emergency. "When students do not exit the garage by the designated time, employees and visitors are unable to park in their designated areas," Sylvia said. Photo Credit:Ben Thayer/Tufts Daily