One for the team
April 12Quick, name the first thing you think of when you think of sports in Colorado. If your response involved rape, you're not alone. Since last summer, about the only headlines coming out of the Centennial State have involved either the ongoing Kobe Bryant saga or the litany of rape accusations against University of Colorado football players. But no longer. Thanks to the University of Denver (DU), Coloradans finally have something to cheer about -- an NCAA hockey title. That's right, if you haven't heard yet, the Pioneers took out the University of Maine Saturday night 1-0 at the Fleet Center here in Boston for their first title since 1969. The last minute of the game was probably the most exciting thing on ice since Tanya Harding's bodyguard took a lead pipe to Nancy Kerrigan's knee. With 2:09 to play, the Pioneers were called for hooking, and with 1:34 left, they lost another man for closing his hand on the puck. Then, with about a minute to go, the Black Bears pulled their goalie. So for about a minute, DU goalie Adam Berkhoel faced a six-on-three disadvantage - not exactly what you practice on a daily basis. But Berkhoel was on - he saved two slap shots by Maine's leading scorer Colin Shields in that last minute, and he was named the Frozen Four's MVP. So thank you, DU. Maybe now Colorado will get some respect. Maybe now Colorado will get its due. And oh, does Colorado have dues to collect. For one, Carmelo Anthony is the Rookie of the Year, no doubt. The kid has carried the Nuggs this whole year, including a dominating performance in Saturday's OT win over the Blazers. Whether the Nuggets make the playoffs or not shouldn't even matter. Last year at this time, they had about as many wins on the court as Jayson "I was just cleaning my gun" Williams has prayers in the court room. Meanwhile, the Cavs are out. Out! Bron Bron couldn't even keep his team in playoff contention until the final three weeks of the season. I mean sure, he did score more points than Melo, and his Nike commercials are way better than Melo's. But he had Paul Silas to work with. If Paul Silas had been put in charge of the career of the girl who played Kimmy on "Full House," you would have never even heard for those freakin' Olsen twins. And what did Melo have? Jeff Bzdelik - a guy with more consonants in his name than a Swedish microbrew. And another thing, the Avs are getting no respect. They're without Paul Kariya, and they're up 2-1 on the Dallas Stars. Without Paul Kariya! This is the same guy who, with a little help from a guy named Jean-Sebastien Giguere, took the Ducks to the finals last year. Don't forget, the Avs were the team who got sucker-punched into intensive care during a blow-out win over Jon Graham's heartless Canucks last month. They're going all the way this year - you know why? - because the Red Wings suck. Since about the only thing on the NFL radar these days is a right breast that's had a few too many cosmetic surgeries, I thought it would be appropriate to bring up the Broncos and their off-season moves. They got Champ Bailey and John Lynch. I repeat, they got Champ Bailey and John Lynch. For the past, I don't know, however long it's been since the Broncos had Steve Atwater, their defense has been about as solid as the scrambled eggs at Dewick. And losing Clinton Portis in the process was no problem. Mike Shanahan could take a Gonzaga basketball player and make him a Pro Bowl running back. Yes, Ed McCaffrey will be missed. Yes, Deltha O'Neal's hip-hop show on KS107.5 will be missed. But does anyone seriously question who's going to win next season's Raiders games? Man, that felt good. I haven't thought about non-rape-related Colorado sports in months. And I owe it all to Condoleezza Rice's alma mater, DU -- the best mile-high scandal-free school in the country. By this point in the column, I can't even think straight because the amount of matzah in my veins has eclipsed the amount of blood, so I either end it here or pass out in an unleavened haze. Oh yeah, big ups to Lefty on the green jacket. Dude was due, and he was money in the clutch. Raiders suck.

