Dear God! Why Goddard?

Excited fans sit in their seats waiting for the show to start, talking about the day's events, and their plans for the upcoming weekend. After a few minutes pass and everyone has found his or her seat, the show begins. A burst of loud music precedes a short skit during which rolls of toilet paper are thrown from the balcony, hitting some unaware audience members in the head. Everyone seems to have a great time. The audience hoots and hollers, urging the performers to run onto the altar.