Discrimination: lock, schlock, and barrel

The campus was stunned last week when a member of film series elected to a leadership position was denied the right to hold that position next year. The sudden turn of events occurred directly after he came out of the proverbial projection booth, announcing that he liked alleged 'chick flicks' and cheesy romances. Members of film series' executive board and their faculty advisor felt that it would be unfair to all parties involved to allow someone with such a deviant cinematic inclination to maintain such a high position within the organization.