"We now go live to our military correspondent, who is strapped to a large penis-like object traveling through the air at mach three, trying in vain to make contact with another phallic warhead over the Pacific Ocean."
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"We now go live to our military correspondent, who is strapped to a large penis-like object traveling through the air at mach three, trying in vain to make contact with another phallic warhead over the Pacific Ocean."