I have decided to abandon Judaism. No, it is not because of my stomach's intolerance to the edible rope known as Matzah. I am converting because I have discovered a new and much more pertinent religion: "Greenspanism." That's right folks, I am now a devout follower of the prophet of prophets, the sage of sages, the market analyst of market analysts: Alan Greenspan.
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