Tower of Babble

Life isn't fair. That's a concept I've had drummed into my head since the day I was born, a day when, incidentally, I'm told I peed on the doctor who delivered me. As the good doctor understood, life isn't fair, and the twin concepts of "right" and "practical" are not always compatible - for instance, as much as he probably wanted to, he couldn't whip it out and pee on me right back. Just wouldn't be right.