A Red Sox Medley

Sung by Red Sox nation, to the tune of The Music Man's "76 Trombones"

84 long years since the Sox last won

84 long years for the fans

It started with they sold Babe Ruth

Which gave the Yanks some tooth

And since then, Boston fans have had no fun

The Sox, on opening day this year, to the tune of Annie's "It's a Hard Knock Life"

It's a hard ball game for us.

Steada homers, we get strikes.

Our pitchers no one likes.

It's a hard ball game for us.

George Steinbrenner, to the tune of Damn Yankees' "Whatever Lola Wants"

Georgie gets

A championship, Georgie wants you

Sox Manager Grady Little, at the start of the season

General Manager, general manager, find me a starter

Get me a pitcher, I'm willing to barter

Pedro's been hurt and I'm longing to be

The envy of the Yankees

The Yankees, on their way into Boston, to the tune of Oklahoma's "Surrey with a Fringe on Top"

When we come to Boston in a hurry

When we come to Boston in a hurry to beat the Sox

Watch the bats of Jeter and Giambi flutter

When they step to the plate you will shudder

Sox pitching will melt just like butter and New York will rock

Before Friday night's game, a duet by Manny and Nomar, to the tune of Guys and Dolls ' "Luck be a Lady"

Luck hit it over the Monster

Luck hit a homer further than you've ever hit a homer

Luck hit a homer tonight

On Saturday, before the Roger Clemens/Pedro Martinez match-up, Clemens to the Tune of West Side Story's "I Feel Pretty"

Oh so greedy I feel speedy, and needy, and snide

And I pity

Those dumb Sox who thought I was washed up

Sox fans, to Nomar, to the tune of RENT's "Glory"

One run and then we win

Glory, the lead is in our sight

One run, one run remains, glory from the pretty boy Nomar

Who always gets us in the game

Drive the runner home to take the lead

Glory in a homerun

One run to redeem this losing streak

Fans, sportswriters, and the world after the Sox crush the Yankees this weekend, to the tune of The Sound of Music's "The Sound of Music"

With the sound of the Sox winning

(backup vocals) Go-Pedro-go

With songs they have waited to sing

For 84 years

The Sox swept the Yanks

On Patriots' Day weekend

And they'll sing in October once again

Sox fans to the tune of Les Miserables' "I Dreamed a Dream"

I dreamed the Sox would win the pennant

I dreamed a dream the Yankees died

And the Sox then they could win it

So maybe I am not as adept as the writers of the musical "Damn Yankees."