Seven Questions with Andy Katzenberg

Full Name: Andrew Scott Katzenberg

Birthdate: April 6, 1982

Hometown: Baltimore, Md.

Nickname: Dagoose

Sport: IM Football and Track

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Favorite Jewish athlete: Ray Lewis (he's a Jew)



Andy Katzenberg is making a mark in intramural football. After one touchdown catch in Tuesday's game, Katzenberg used his junior status to dominate freshman intramural soccer. This out of season track star sports a sleek 5'5'' height to complement his overworked biceps. With this specimen of an intramural football and soccer/track star at the Daily's disposal naturally, 7 questions followed.



1. Are you mad that you are so short?

Only when I cant reach things in my cabinets.



2. With this recent IM success, any plans for varsity football next year?

I don't know, I am still shopping myself around the league, since our kicker is black, why can't I play receiver?



3. Would you ever consider the use of stick-em like the black kid in Little Giants?

How the hell else would a lil' white guy like me catch a ball.



4. With such little muscle, why do you wear underarmor (spandex) to games?

Shows off my figure



5. Does your second-to last track speed help you run fly routes?

Just call me lil' Jermaine Lewis



>6. If you were partying in a frat, would you ever lie to a girl and tell her you were on the real football team?

Any girl foolish enough to believe I was on the football team deserves to be lied to.



7. I've heard you think you are black. How many black people do you really know? (real names needed, no nicknames)

Ain't black or white, I'm Semite ya heard....Lil Eric Mack, Ray Lewis, Craig (one black guy in DTD), Bubba Smith (from Police Academy)...I better stop now cause this paper can't hold the rest.



_ Elliott Wiley, Jr.