From the Office of the Tufts Daily

Dear Nick Jonas,

    This is it, huh?
    You're going to Beyoncé your brothers, is that it? Way to totally ditch out on the love. We don't want an album by your so-called new band, Nick Jonas and the Administration. We want more Jonas Brothers.
    OK, so, honestly, we don't want any more Jonas Brothers either, but if the three of you can't agree to quietly leave the limelight and sink into the anonymity you deserve, we at least ask that you don't try to soar above the rest. You have no need for artistic expression outside the world of Disney.
    It must be tough to be one of the JoBros. We fully understand that a group of young people cannot, regardless of what Power Rangers may have taught us, function as one cohesive unit, whether it be to fight crime or fight the pop charts and the premarital sex epidemic.
    But don't go chasing your hopes and your dreams, because when push comes to shove, the Jonas Brothers is still more important than anything, including your own happiness. It's all for the greater good, Nick. For the greater good.
    Also for us. Please, please, don't do it.
    Don't Beyoncé us, Nick.

Love,
The Daily Arts Department