Top Ten | People Who Should Host SNL

Megan Fox, the robot she is, did a shabby job hosting the premiere of SNL this week. We can guarantee the following individuals would have topped her performance: 

10. Garfield: He's lazy, fat and orange. What could be funnier than a totally apathetic animal host? Sure, Odie might be cuter, but Garfield would hopefully hit on Kristen Wiig. 

9. Judd Apatow: The man behind many recent, smash-hit comedies is often heard from, but rarely seen. Let's get Mr. Apatow in front of the camera for once and see what kind of chops he has. 

8. Zombie Michael Jackson: Too soon? We think not. 

7. ET: Those buggy eyes! That long, wormy neck! Who wouldn't love to see an adorable alien conduct skits in broken English? 

6. The Tisch Library Voice: "Attention, attention please. I will not shut up for the next 30 minutes." 

5. Robert Pattinson: No one's asking him to be funny ... or even act. All Rob has to do is stand on set and he'll have girls in the audience swooning and screaming for him. 

4. Dick Cheney: The heart attack and accidentally-shooting-people-while-hunting jokes alone would keep us entertained for hours. We are, however, a little scared that he'd come after us if we laughed at him. 

3. Julia Child: Meryl Streep as Julia Child would also do. Just so long as that high-pitched voice and towering figure take the stage. 

2. Joel McHale: With a hilarious new TV show this season ("Community"), this host of "The Soup" has proven he's got staying power. McHale is practically satire royalty, and a one-night reign on SNL is long overdue. 

1. Alec Bladwin: Even though this "30 Rock" star has hosted before, we love him too much to give up hope that he'll host again. Baldwin's versatility and ability to keep a dead-pan expression are much needed traits in any SNL guest star these days. We're looking at you, Jimmy Fallon.