Dear Watson,
We, as concerned members of the human race, have been carefully monitoring your progress this week on "Jeopardy!" The humans (slimmed down Brad Rutter and perennially adorable Ken Jennings) have been putting up a good fight, but despite the fact that you sometimes think Toronto is a U.S. city, we can't ignore the fact that you have been, to put it mildly, crushing us.
And not just crushing us. If only you had opposable thumbs, you would be physically wiping the floor with the sacrificial lambs we've pitted against you. So in the spirit of "if you can't beat ‘em, join ‘em," we would like to offer you this message in your first language:
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Note: For you mere mortals out there, you can find a binary translator on Google. Copy and paste from tuftsdaily.com.
Sincerely,
The Daily Arts Department
