She came in an egg, which was pretty weird, but the Daily Arts Department knows she could have done better. Without further ado (no waiting 72 hours!), here are the top ten things that Lady Gaga should have arrived in/on to the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards this past Sunday.
10) Sperm: The other gamete deserves some Gaga love, too.
9) Justin Bieber: Not with Justin Bieber. Not on Justin Bieber. In Justin Bieber.
8) Zorb (mountain rolling orb): Your egg looked a little cramped, Gaga. We feel like your Haus could build a hill opposite the front door and zorb you through it.
7) Owl Pellet: In a bid to recall everyone's favorite middle school science project, a team of specially trained dissectors could carefully separate Gaga from her mouse fur/bone cocoon.
6) Camel: *carves her way out of a formerly living camel* "I sacrificed this one for you, Little Monsters!"
5) Russian stacking doll: With her airbrushed sheen, Lady Gaga is already tough to distinguish from a plastic likeness of herself. With this ploy, she could keep the audience guessing for hours!
4) Teacup: In the United States, it's called a "tempest in a teapot," but in the U.K. when something normal is blown out of proportion, it's "a storm in a teacup." Now imagine what sorts of things a Lady Gaga in a teacup could be a metaphor for.
3) Zamboni: Just because the red carpet isn't frozen doesn't mean Lady Gaga can't ride in on an ice resurfacer truck.
2) Banana: The peels would unfold so richly around her. Then she'd say something like, "The banana is a flower."
1) Limo: Just like everyone else. At the Grammys.
