It's the first week of the third month of the year, March. So apparently sports? Something? March Madness? We like alliteration. If you insist on betting money on sports (which, apparently, is illegal), but you only ever open to the Arts section, the Daily Arts Department is proud to present the top 10 ways to arrange your 2011 March Madness bracket.
10.) Hottest guys: That's why Zac Efron always wins in those "High School Musical" films.
9.) Colors: It's how Wiz Khalifa would pick his teams. ‘Cause you know how it is.
8.) Flirt with Kochman: He's the Daily's executive sports editor, so he should know about things like sports, right?
7) Dartboard: Actually, if you don't know much about sports, this is probably too athletic for you anyway.
6) Ask a groundhog: Clearly groundhogs are psychic. If they can predict the weather, shouldn't they be able to predict sports?
5) Ouija board: Think about how many famous dead athletes there are. Nothing beats pestering them and getting tips from beyond the grave.
4) Divining rod: Because you can't wait to tell your friends how you "doodlebugged" your bracket. (Thanks Wikipedia!)
3) Ask Charlie Sheen: After all, the guy knows a thing or two about winning.
2) Mascot: Although nothing can quite compare to our ran-over, then stuffed, now incinerated Jumbo.
1) We're talking about football, right? When in doubt, go with the Red Sox.
