The day the whole world has (for some reason) been waiting for is almost here. The Royal Wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton will take place tomorrow at Westminster Abbey, but we at the Daily Arts Department can't help but feel less than enthusiastic. Instead, we came up with 10 celebrity weddings we would rather anticipate/watch/fawn over.
10. Condoleezza Rice and Quentin Tarantino: Because we all know Quentin would make a great documentary about this whole endeavor, complete with awkward encounters with a certain former president.
9. Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson: He has a thing for redheads, after all.
8. January Jones and Jon Hamm: It's hard to tell whether Jones would be as icy as Betty Draper, but something tells us Hamm would be more Dick Whitman than Don.
7. Mel Gibson and The Beaver: One damn fine beaver puppet + crazy = forever.
6. Kate Middleton and Carrot Top: Because we know Brits are suckers for prop comedy ... and ginger kids with social problems?
5. Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee-Lo Green: That night at the Grammys was just the beginning of something beautiful. Let's start imagining what their children would look like...
4. Prince William and Amy Winehouse: If he tried to make her join the royal family, she'd probably say yes, yes, yes.
3. Tom Cruise and John Travolta: Handsome movie star heart throbs who are both obsessed with scientology? It's a match made in ... well ... a closet.
2. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: A royal wedding we'd actually care about — the prince of Pop and the princess of whatever it is that Britney does.
1. Arts Department and Owls: A wedding for the ages.
—compiled by the Daily Arts Department
