During the recent legislative budget debates, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) falsely claimed on the Senate floor that abortions account for "well over 90 percent" of what Planned Parenthood does. After it was revealed that abortion services actually count for about 3 percent, Kyl's office issued a statement that the figure was "not intended to be a factual statement," to which Stephen Colbert promptly replied on Twitter with a swarm of his own not-intended-to-be-factual statements.
We at the Daily Arts Department came up with 10 more to add to the list.
10.Rebecca Black still relevant #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
9. Justin Bieber to produce next season of "16 and Pregnant" #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
8. Daily Arts Department obsessed with eagles #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
7. Lindsay Lohan to play Daisy in "Great Gatsby" remake #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
6. Katie Couric to become a judge on "American Idol" #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
5. Francine Pascal (of the "Sweet Valley" series infamy) to win a Pulitzer Prize #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
4. "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" to be next semester's Torn Ticket II show #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
3. If you see "Jane Eyre," you don't have to read the book #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
2. Aretha Franklin to headline Burning Man Festival #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
1. Charlie Sheen losing #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement #ActuallyIsFactual
