Michael Ian Black last semester canceled his Tufts appearance at the last minute, allowing Entertainment Board to schedule an even better comedy show this semester. They booked Nick Swardson, but it was recently announced that his show has been canceled as well. The board has pledged to save the funds at this point for an event in the fall. The Daily Arts Department came up with the top 10 ways they should instead spend the money.
10) Snooki: Apparently she's going for $32k an appearance, so it's good that we've started saving now.
9) Rebecca Black: Jokes! No one wants Rebecca Black.
8) Trays for Dewick: All of this not laughing at comedians is making us hungry, and we need some way to carry all that food.
7) Owls: Imagine an infinite stream of owls shrouding the campus in silver. And unlimited screenings of "Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole" (2010).
6) All-inclusive Arts Department vacation: :-P B-) XD 8=D :-] : {:-* <(-_-)>. We may've lost it. We could use some time off.
5) Subscriptions to The New York Times for everyone: Tufts students need to stay informed, and now that The New York Times is charging for online views, what else are we going to read on our laptops during class?
4) Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert: We don't want Rebecca Black, but we do like "Friday," and no one's done it better than the dynamic duo of Fallon and Colbert. Plus they can carpool with The Roots...
3) More Sudoku/Crosswords: If you're reading this list, you're doing it wrong. Fold the page over and get back to the games.
2) Invest in the search for Carmen Sandiego: We just want to know: Where in the world is she?
1) Charles Manson: Because we're all looking for a little something to believe in.
