If you remorselessly beat your girlfriend,
were invited to the Grammys anyway and
then bragged about your dastardly ways
via Twitter, chances are you wouldn't still
have a following. And yet, Chris Brown
has proved us wrong once again. It would
actually be challenging to one-up this situation
in terms of its blatant offensiveness.
Below are a few comparably — cough —
lackluster acts that could have graced the
Grammy stage.
1) Justin Bieber: Baby baby baby oh,
baby baby baby … no.
2) Ringo Starr: Seeing that the other
Beatle did so well at the Grammys...
3) Tyler the Creator: A vomiting goblin
with the silver screen is like Chris with
Rihanna.
4) Michael Bolton: We might get lost in
those eyes!
5) TayZonday: Watching him move
away from the mic to breathe in might
not be as magical in person.
6) Charles Manson: If you don't agree,
you're probably not watching the
Grammys anyway.
7) Ashley Simpson: The year was 2004,
the show, SNL ... people don't forget.
8) Lana del Rey: We would rather play
video games than listen to them.
9) Nickelback/Creed: If they weren't so
awful, we wouldn't have to keep making
these jokes.
10) Bobby Brown: One word: Whitney.
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compiled by the Daily Arts Department
