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Mikey Goralnik | Paint The Town Brown

I generally consider it a bad thing for musicians' performances to sound like their records. Why would I leave the house to see and hear something I already paid for when I bought the record, especially when there are so many witty pictures on the Internet that I could be looking at instead?     I like my concerts like I like my medical procedures: experimental. I want to see a band explore its material, fleshing out the synchronicities that lie hidden in the mix and adding dimensions to the songs that I like on record. I want obscure covers. I want improvisation. I want something more than what I already paid for (or illegally downloaded).     Les Savy Fav's show at The Middle East made me reevaluate these priorities. Though the Brooklyn band devoted their hour-long set to precise renditions of their reams of recorded material, I left knowing that I had seen both an elite live performance and a potentially legendary live band.     One of the reasons LSF can crush a live show while carbon-copying their material is that their material is so good. I don't like their second album, "Go Forth" (2001), but the rest of their four LPs play like greatest-hits compilations. When my town-painting companion leaned over to me midway through their set and informed me that LSF were only playing their "bangers" for the spoiled Boston crowd, I agreed before I realized that their entire catalog is made up of "bangers."     Then again, I don't think I'd say that the peculiarly abrasive LSF writes "bangers." At times, like during the dynamic "The Sweat Descends," Harrison Haynes' sharp rhythms brought to mind dancier bands like LCD Soundsystem, and watching Boston's hyper-hipsters wile out during this tune and other high-tempo numbers was definitely a highlight of the show (for the lulz). More often than ‘bang,' though, LSF's songs alternately stab and stomp in ways that, frankly, few other bands' music does.     Most of this stabbing-stomp mechanism comes from the mesmerizing guitar of Seth Jabour. With a crisp, saber-sharp tone completely of his own, he's one of the few guitarists that I know of who so clearly stands out despite almost never soloing. "Rome (Written Upside Down)," where Jabour cleanly breezes between precisely syncopated licks, displayed Jabour's penchant for subtly, ever-so-slightly dominating a song.     Alternately, during songs like "The Equestrian" and "Tragic Monsters," Jabour played rhythm guitar in his singular tone until the bridge, where he went off on finger-spraining fret board maneuvers that were somehow catchy. In addition to being a rousing live guitar player, I'd also rank him near the top of my underrated-guitarist list.     I think one of the reasons he goes relatively unnoticed — and the other reason LSF can kick ass live just by playing their songs well — is because he's in a band with Tim Harrington. ‘Charismatic frontman' does not begin to describe LSF's lead singer/jester, the wittiest (and bawdiest) between-song banterer around. Not only does his costume-changing, crowd-infiltrating energy wear off on the audience, but he has an absolutely incredible voice.     Part animal howl, part screed, he can make anything sound infuriating, or by channeling his female doppelganger on songs like "Patty Lee," maniacally sexual. His energy — primal, creative and genuine — is unlike anything else on stage anywhere.     Harrington's anima is what sets LSF apart as an elite live band. Nonetheless, it is crucial to remember that behind the bald, bearded man wearing a wedding dress and sweating profusely is an incredible band playing incredible songs — songs that I'd gladly pay to see and hear over and over again.


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Michael Sherry | Political Animal

Last night marked the final debate between Barack Obama and John McCain.  I jotted down my thoughts as I watched.  For the full experience, cut out this article and read it while you watch a recording of the debate.  Bonus points if you actually do that and are not my mother. 9:10 - A feisty discussion on the traditional Democratic Achilles heel: taxes.  Obama sticks to his "95 percent of people will get a tax cut under my plan" mantra.  McCain is extremely aggressive, in keeping with his do-or-die situation. 9:15 - Bob Schieffer joins a long line of doomed debate moderators bravely trying to pin down the candidates on the inevitable cuts they will have to make because of the huge expense of the federal bailout plan. Neither, of course, will name specifics, fearing to offend constituencies which have come to depend on the money. This question will never be answered point-blank by any candidate within a month of Election Day, ever.  They straight up ignore Schieffer.  McCain names a few subsidies and tariffs, which is at least something, but they are not really government programs. 9:20 - McCain finally responds to the "just like Bush" charge. If he had confronted it that aggressively two months ago, the polls might have been a lot different today. 9:22 - The look on McCain's face while he waits for Obama's response, pen in hand, is like a bird of prey waiting to strike.  He has never been this aggressive before, and it's alternately effective and off-putting. 9:26 - McCain repeats his old canard that if Obama had agreed to do town hall meetings with him back in June, the campaign would not have taken such a negative turn.  It's a bizarre argument.  But McCain's attacks on the Obama campaign's negativity are forcefully argued. 9:35 - It all comes out: Ayers, ACORN, "the destruction of the fabric of American democracy." Obama tries to downplay the connections, then shifts to his more respectable associates. The way McCain tackles this topic makes it seem almost cathartic for him. 9:43 - If I hear one more time about how great it is that Sarah Palin has a special needs child, I'm going to scream. 9:53 - Obama, who has seemed off his game in the face of McCain's strong showing, slips back into his usual self-assured form in responding to McCain's attack on a Colombian trade agreement.  "Actually, I understand it pretty well." Cool as a cucumber again. 9:59 - "Joe the Plumber" is the most catered-to voter in American history, beating out Joe Sixpack and Hockey Mom. 10:06 - Ah, a question on the Supreme Court, where both candidates must pretend they would consider nominating a justice who disagrees with them on Roe v. Wade. Never, never, never. 10:24 - Oh sh-t, he mentioned Palin's kid again. Sorry everyone, I can't watch the rest of the debate as I've thrown a brick through my TV.     My verdict?  McCain had his strongest debate showing so far.  In the first half, he was dominant, but Obama regained his cool as the discussion moved into the last half-hour or so. If McCain's other debate performances had been this good, he'd likely be a lot closer to Obama in the polls.  McCain's forceful separation of himself from the president ("Senator Obama, I am not George W. Bush.  If you wanted to run against President Bush, you should have run 4 years ago.") will be the clip of the night and will be quoted by every newspaper and pundit in the next three days. The McCain campaign has reason to smile tonight, but it may be too little, too late. --


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Caryn Horowitz | The Cultural Culinarian

I met my idol this Sunday at Caesars Atlantic City. I have been following this man's career for the better part of a decade. I've read all of his books multiple times. I watch all of his shows. I love his snarky, sarcastic, I-don't-give-a-damn attitude. My idol is Anthony Bourdain, aka Tony — we're on a first-name basis.



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Mikey Goralnik | Paint The Town Brown

Right up there with democracy, fallen heroes and Oprah, America loves talented young people. I actually remember an episode of "Oprah" dedicated to kids who had memorized pi to over a hundred digits or something like that.


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Michael Sherry | Political Animal

It is very likely that Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States. It was always a possibility, and at certain points during this 18-month extravaganza, the odds were better than 50-50 that Obama would pull it out.



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Caryn Horowitz | The Cultural Culinarian

There is something about October that makes me sick, literally, not figuratively. The combination of the temperature drop and the rising amount of schoolwork has, without fail, landed me in bed with a cold during October since grammar school. This year seems to be no different. I have been sipping tea and popping vitamins for the past week trying to prevent my sniffles from turning into a full-blown cold nightmare.


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Jeremy Greenhouse | Follow the Money

I recently overheard a conversation between super-agents Scott Boras and Drew Rosenhaus as they were finishing lunch. Not only a columnist, but also a reporter, I decided to take notes. The transcript:




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David Heck | The Sauce

"For all of us up here, it's a huge honor to put this uniform on everyday and come out here and play. And every member of this organization, past and present, has been calling this place home for 85 years. There's a lot of tradition, a lot of history, and a lot of memories." — Derek Jeter


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Michael Goetzman | Spotlight

It's no coincidence that the first time I met Moe was also the first time I considered the likelihood of there being a God.