Dawson offered apple, ends with cherry

Well folks, don't get too excited - it was just another typical week for Dawson and his promiscuous friends. Just the usual Capeside activities... you know: buying condoms, raunchy sex tips, passionate affairs, and meaningless one-night stands. The entire season thus far scores a full 10.0 on the official What-the-Hell Meter. It made many Dawson's fans look back with misty-eyed nostalgia on a day when an innocent little kiss on the swing set was scandalous. For better or worse, those days appear to have given way to an entire new Dawson's, characterized by provocative skin shots and porn music.