Mikey Goralnik | Paint the Town Brown
March 26I hate everything about the winter - everything. It's cold, dark, isolating and generally discouraging of all that is good in the human experience. I'm from below the Mason-Dixon Line, but I've lived in New England for two years, and each November, I ask myself how I could possibly justify living in a place where the winter begins in November. To my relatively sun-tinged Midwestern sensibility, this just doesn't compute.

