Baby's got (lined) back
October 12Listen ladies, there is a grave problem occurring on campus these days. I'm sorry it has come to a head like this, but this unfortunate situation has raged on long enough. As your peer, I cannot allow a matter of such magnitude to continue unbridled and unacknowledged like bogus weapons of mass destruction any longer. This is not a matter of social disparity, staunch feminism, or sexual persecution we are looking at here. In fact, some may deem it considerably more disheartening than any of the aforementioned concerns.

