Bare Bodkin to present its second 24 hour theater festival
March 3Members of the classes of 2005, 2006, and 2007: despairing that there's no Pub Nights for you like there are for seniors? Well, don't fret, because at the Alumnae Lounge this Saturday night, you can B.Y.O.B... B. Bare Bodkin's "B.Y.O.B.B." (Bring Your Own Bare Bodkin) is the theater group's second biannual 24-hour theater festival. Starting at 8 p.m. on Friday, participants have 24 hours to write, block, rehearse, and perform a 22-minute play. On Saturday evening, exactly one day after the starting time, the exhausted and strung-out actors will present their work to the audience and panel of "celebrity" judges -- Tufts band The Residence, members of mime troupe HYPE, "fashion guru" Luke Brown, "Vagina Monologues" director Sarah Hecht, and "Corpus Christi" director Jennifer Jarecki. From the time that the actors/writers are divided into three random groups on Friday night, they have until noon on Saturday to draft a copy of their script. Teams can try to pull all-nighters, but that seems to usually fail; Bare Bodkin Executive Director Ashley Berman remembered that "last year, all of the groups took a few hours to sleep. When I called them early Saturday morning to check on progress, I definitely woke some people up." Rules state that each member of the team must be involved in both the writing and acting of the play, and that light cues are limited to lights up, lights down, and lights at half. Plays may have sound effects, but the performers must provide those themselves. All the groups have the same sparse set to work with -- some rehearsal blocks, chairs, and maybe a table. There are no restrictions on the plays' content, except that they all must start with the same line, which will be chosen from a box that has been collecting potential first lines since last week. If last semester's festival is any indication, this constraint on the plays' first line will not restrict the creativity of the performers. "Despite all beginning with the same lines, each play ends up being vastly different in genre," Berman said. There were three plays in last fall's festival: one was a historical comedy parody, one was a play about the writing of the play, and the last was a series of vignettes without any unifying plot. Groups even found a way to creatively attack the problem of the opening line of "Don't you dare provoke me. Don't you dare." The group wrote the line on poster board so that no one was required to actually say it. Another constraint, the play's 22-minute length, is not as easy to circumvent. If plays run over the time limit, they will simply be cut off. This seemingly arbitrary period of time will be familiar to television fans as the length of an average sitcom. The mix of high and low culture along with the combination of television and theater is a sly joke on the part of the festival's creators and an indication of Bare Bodkin's trademark cleverness. However, this is not just a showcase for the usual campus talents to show off their abilities; it's a competition, in which the winner takes home what Berman calls "an undisclosed prize." In addition to selecting an overall winner, the judges award several other offbeat prizes. Last semester's judges gave out "Best White Boy Rap" and "Best Southern Accent." Considering that the glory days of Saturday night programming like "Dr. Quinn" and "Early Edition" are long gone, it's hard to beat going to the Alumnae Lounge this Saturday to see three sitcom-length original works. "Bring Your Own Bare Bodkin" is this Saturday night at 8 PM in the Alumnae Lounge of Aidekman and is free.

