A humble suggestion: A satire
March 6Most people already know it, so it might as well be stated publicly. The only true way to raise a child - that is, the only way to ensure that a child has a proper upbringing and will be well−adjusted - is to have the mother and father raise the child. Now, that is not to say that it is impossible for a person to be maladjusted with a mother and father; rather, the only way to have a chance at being well adjusted is if a child has both a mother and father. It is with this premise in mind that I humbly suggest that the following laws be applied to every citizen in the United States who has at least one child under the age of 18.


